Spoof Noir
RangerJones for Narrator
Here is how I want his voice to sound (or close anyway) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUd0VvlhY7k.
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Emma Genius’ husband of two years was shot in the head, dead, He took one to the dome that brought him home. Thats right folks a peacemaker took him to his maker. the window was opened all the signs pointed to murder. The police through the months were perplexed at the crime. No visible clues, no known suspects except for two. Emma and the neighbor Ken Worth.
And with that our stalwart hero took off. Will he solve the case of the missing dead guy, Will he actually get to work and solve this case?