Snobby elf/aliens for sci fi audio play
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There are currently 7 released episodes of "future macabre radio" available on bandcamp and youtube,if you'd like to listen to the episodes to hear the tone and quality they are here:
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Snobby alien, sanctimonious, over the top. aristocratic, arrogant, elitist (think vampire or high elves)
I was thinking of Hugo Weaving in his performance as Elrond, but another sillier potential way it could go is like Kevin McDonald from kids in the hall. (youtube example) Also, women and nonbinary people can audition, I am not strictly thinking a male voice would be the best fit. maybe a Christine Baranski type voice would be the best for this role. (or Holly hunter, maggie smith, Judy Dench or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KWyvL9ous
(also I have a tendency to overwrite for my characters and I trim lines out in the audio editing process when it's clear that the point is getting across with fewer lines. this is for a 1/2 hour radio drama in the series "future macabre radio" there are several of these aliens. so I have room to cast several actors.
- alien
- androgynous
- female adult
- artificial intelligence (ai)
- evil villain
- male adult
- holly hunter
- christine Baranski
- vampire (but not transylvania/dracula))
- elf
- Snobby
We find Cordova considerably more... compatible with our elevated discourse. Her intellectual faculties demonstrate a closer approximation to our own cognitive sophistication—a marked departure from the typical limitations of your species. Had the Assembly possessed the wisdom to dispatch her as sole emissary, we might have circumvented this regrettable cascade of misunderstandings entirely. Indeed, under such enlightened circumstances, the Ilitindians integration into your pathetic 'Galactic Assembly' would have proceeded with the elegant efficiency that befits civilized negotiations.
And you, Cordova—your presence has proven sufficiently... tolerable. You shall remain here as our permanent guest, whereupon you will be granted the considerable honor of citizenship among our enlightened society. We shall provide accommodations appropriately calibrated for your biological requirements—a suitable habitat for your corporeal vessel. In exchange, you must pledge perpetual residency among us. Consider it a remarkable elevation from your current circumstances, though naturally we expect you to never depart our planet.
No… I didn’t kill them. Your terminology is barbaric. They have been liberated from the tedious burden of respiration, of decay, of their temporal limitation.
Captain Raj is a brash young officer, some would say cocky or over confident. think Captain Kirk, or Zap Brannigan, but this character, and her Spock or Data like first officer, are both played by women in this fan fic
- english
- confident
- In Charge
- bossy
- female adult
- Cocky
Yes, I think you’ve made your point. I’ve always maintained that you’re invaluable, I’ve never taken you for granted. I’ve given you commendations and thanked you vocally.
Sounds delightful. I hope your dances aren’t merely demonstrative. I love a good dance.
But breaking bread is a tradition our cultures share, I’ve heard sometimes their feasts go on for days. What a shame we can’t even taste anything grown locally.
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