Snobby elf/aliens for sci fi audio play

Richard Gibson for Villinitini, initinilli, illtitini

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Villinitini, initinilli, illtitini
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Snobby alien, sanctimonious, over the top. aristocratic, arrogant, elitist (think vampire or high elves) 

I was thinking of Hugo Weaving in his performance as Elrond, but another sillier potential way it could go is like Kevin McDonald from kids in the hall. (youtube example) Also, women and nonbinary people can audition, I am not strictly thinking a male voice would be the best fit. maybe a Christine Baranski type voice would be the best for this role. (or Holly hunter, maggie smith, Judy Dench or 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KWyvL9ous 

(also I have a tendency to overwrite for my characters and I trim lines out in the audio editing process when it's clear that the point is getting across with fewer lines. this is for a 1/2 hour radio drama in the series "future macabre radio" there are several of these aliens. so I have room to cast several actors. 

Voice description:
  • alien
  • androgynous
  • female adult
  • artificial intelligence (ai)
  • evil villain
  • male adult
  • holly hunter
  • christine Baranski
  • vampire (but not transylvania/dracula))
  • elf
  • Snobby
  • We find Cordova considerably more... compatible with our elevated discourse. Her intellectual faculties demonstrate a closer approximation to our own cognitive sophistication—a marked departure from the typical limitations of your species. Had the Assembly possessed the wisdom to dispatch her as sole emissary, we might have circumvented this regrettable cascade of misunderstandings entirely. Indeed, under such enlightened circumstances, the Ilitindians integration into your pathetic 'Galactic Assembly' would have proceeded with the elegant efficiency that befits civilized negotiations.

  • And you, Cordova—your presence has proven sufficiently... tolerable. You shall remain here as our permanent guest, whereupon you will be granted the considerable honor of citizenship among our enlightened society. We shall provide accommodations appropriately calibrated for your biological requirements—a suitable habitat for your corporeal vessel. In exchange, you must pledge perpetual residency among us. Consider it a remarkable elevation from your current circumstances, though naturally we expect you to never depart our planet.

  • No… I didn’t kill them. Your terminology is barbaric. They have been liberated from the tedious burden of respiration, of decay, of their temporal limitation.

Richard Gibson
Snobby elf/aliens for sci fi audio play
Future Macabre

wow, strong audition! thank you for reading my words. I'll consider you, but I have to hear more voices before choosing. When you said "pathetic and Glacatic" you sounded a bit like Ian McDiarmid!

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