More Roles
Hey, all.
I added more roles! Feel free to audition for them.
Hey, all!
I'm working on an animation project that follows a secret agent, Atticus Montgomery, navigating relationships with girlfriend Casey and his incredibly awkward, borderline sociopathic family following the death of his father, while simultaneously balancing a series of missions with work partner and best friend Leo Montoya.
It's a comedy project and will contain copious amounts of vulgarity and mildly offensive humor.
Please do not audition if you're not okay with swearing or blatant homoerotic subtext.
Please do not audition if you don't have a pretty good mic. I'm not asking for professional quality but the better your mic is, the more likely you are to be cast.
Please do not audition if you're likely to drop out.
Please read the character descriptions, and ad lib is encouraged!
Thanks, guys!
Hey, all.
I added more roles! Feel free to audition for them.
Serious, stoic, a bit temperamental. Atticus and Leo's employer. Can be either gender.
For the last time- and I have said this far more times than I've needed to in my lifetime-- Montoya, put on some goddamn pants.
If you harm one hair on her head, I'll have /your/ head mounted above my mantle.
And for god's sake, don't even think about having sex with her.
Scatter-brained, airheaded, and completely emotionally unintelligent. Atticus's younger sister.
Atty! Oh my gosh, it's been, like, twenty gajillion years! I'm so happy to see you!
The- circumstances? Oh yeah! 'Cause Dad died. Duh.
I don't really remember Mom. Well, I do a little. She was fat.
Spoiled, arrogant, and lacking in empathy. Atticus's stepmother, who is his age. Preferably has a Southern accent.
Thank y'all for joinin' us today! At this fine- um. Funeral.
I don't know, Atticus, why don't you go ask your boyfriend?... /Burn./ You just got burned.
Ladies, leave that to the men folk. Except for you, Casey. You go get lost in the forest.
Sweet, caring, and utterly kind.
Atty, just promise me you'll be safe. I don't know what these business trips are for, but you know how much I worry.
You should really stop doing that. I can't imagine you don't have brain damage.
Oh, don't be silly, Atty! Of course you can!
Incredibly intelligent but rather rough around the edges.
I was like the white sheep in a family full of black sheep. They're all maniacs, Casey.
How is that inconspicuous? /Seriously/, how is that inconspicuous?
(laughingly) Just take the money, Leo, it's not poisoned.
Jaded alcoholic with a heart of gold and a soft spot for Atticus.
Well, yeah. How the fuck you gonna poison money?
It's not that I don't trust you. It's just that, between you and any random stranger, I'd trust the stranger with my money-- and my feelings. Dick.
I don't s'pose you've got any peroxide to spare? Or some vodka? More the vodka than anything, really.
Alcohol-soaked, reckless, uncaring. Atticus's younger brother. Is, in fact, going through a divorce, his kids hate him, and his only friends are bourbon and whiskey.
I guess it's like Dad always said- when life gives you lemons, put them in a blender with some vodka and drink to forget!
I'm speaking at the funeral, I guess... Should be fun.
I'm /drunk/, Atticus. As a skunk-- going through a divorce, whose kids all hate him, whose only friends are bourbon and whiskey. How are you not getting this?