RWBY Abridged is a fan based parody that delves into the inner workings of Beacon. Each character has a different personality and the overall plot is different. We request and expect that everyone will try their hardest to sound like the character they are portraying and that their schedule is free enough to participate in this project. This series will start at season one and will go from there. Happy acting, possible recruits!
We have now uploaded our first episode on youtube. The youtube is Torchfall Productions!
Most of the male roles have been taken and all male roles for season one have been taken. We are desperately looking for Female VA or those who can voice females, especially Weiss, Blake, and Pyrrha!
Thank you everyone who has auditioned and helped out already!
This is an overly heroic Ruby, who plays off of the hero books she read as a kid, even to the point of planning and reciting different hero lines in advance. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like her as she does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isnt too muffled.
(Calling out to criminals or grimm) I am here! Behold, the silver eyed warrior! You should not have strayed upon my path, for now justice must be served! Alright team RWBY, lets go save the day!
(By herself or at least a distance from others, speaking in a normal, quieter tone) Lets see… hmmmm… “In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight!” wait, no… thats not right. “I am Ruby Rose, and I am here to defeat you! Real heroes are those who risk everything to save lives! With a heart full of courage, I shall vanquish all evil!” Yeah… that sounds even better!
(To Yang Xaio Long) Oh Yang, how silly you sound! Of course we can do this. We are Team RWBY afterall, which is led by the Heroic Silver Eyed Warrior. Justice will prevail, and so will Team RWBY!"
We have a book reading Blake who gets too caught up in her imagination, causing her to wonder if things actually happened or not, and she spouts random book quotes in the worst time possible. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like her as she does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
(To her team) I'm like a walking, talking library. Sometimes I feel like I'm ready to recite an entire encyclopedia on the spot. Can I interest you in a lecture on the history of dust? No? How about a dramatic reading of 'The Adventures of Pinocchio?
(Blake is on her bed and speaking in a sort of bored/tired voice) I'd pick a good book over Grimm fighting any day. You know, you can learn so much from stories. Like, 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' or '101 Ways to Defeat a Ursa Major.' Practical reads.
(In a concerned tone) Has anyone seen my library card? I think I left it in the middle of that last fight. Yeah, it's probably covered in Grimm goo now…
A competitive but still humorous Yang who has to win at everything but still spouts off horrible puns.
We are looking for someone who can sound as much like her as she does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
(Calling out to her teammates in a training exercise) I bet we can finish the training exercise before you, Ruby! In fact, I’m sure I can win first!
(Having just blasted through many grimm and is steaming while panting.) See? That's what I can do when I just woke up! Imagine how this would have turned out after I had my morning coffee. Man, I’m on fire today!
(To Ruby with confidence) Competing is my cardio. Seriously, my Fitbit exploded! If you think you can outdo me, I've got two words for ya: Bring it! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! Kinda like my opponents.
A daydreaming Weiss who believes in romance, fairytales, and knights in shining armor. She also tries to get different characters together and "ships" people. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like her as she does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
(Talking to her group. She starts out sounding dreamy before changing into a more informative tone) Ah, the beauty of love! It's like a delicate snowflake, unique and enchanting. Just like my favorite romance novels. You see, I'm a firm believer in destiny, where two souls are destined to find each other in the vast universe. Sometimes, I imagine myself in one of those fairytales, where I'm a princess and a gallant knight in shining armor comes to rescue me. A love like that, as pure and true as freshly fallen snow, is what makes life truly extraordinary.
(Dismissal of Ruby before talking to Blake in a sort of matchmaking way) Yeah, that’s fascinating Ruby. Hey Blake, have you met that nice looking guy over there? He definitely seems to be interested in you.
Talking to a group of people) I simply adore the idea of love blooming all around us. That's why I've made it my personal mission to bring people together. I've become quite skilled at reading the signs of budding romances. I mean, who wouldn't want to see two people find their true love? My friends call me the 'Matchmaker of Beacon,' and it's a title I wear with pride. I've even considered starting a 'Love and Harmony' club. After all, helping others find love is like helping them find happiness.
An actually smart Jaune whose semblance is the ability to see splashes of the future in different ways. However, he doesn't know he's unlocked his semblance and has had no training so the whole thing is kinda confusing. And on top of that he is labeled as a conspiracy theorist by his peers and not believed at all. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like him as he does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
I've tried to make sense of these glimpses, but it's like trying to grasp smoke. Maybe it's just my imagination, but I can't help but feel they're important. I know it sounds crazy, but trust me when I say we need to prepare for the worst. I won't rest until I understand what this thing is trying to tell me.
As much as I'd like to believe these feelings are just coincidences, my gut tells me they're more than that. But there's so much I don't know, and it's not easy to navigate this uncertainty. All I can do is trust that, one day, I'll find the answers and that they'll lead us in the right direction.
(To other girls) Better watch out for grimm because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's about to explode with emotion.
We got a yandere Pryhha who is madly crazy about Jaune yet Jaune is completely oblivious to the whole thing. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like her as she does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
(To Jaune in a slightly sinister yet airy way) Jaune, I'd do anything to protect you, even if it means eliminating anyone who gets in our way
(To others in a threatening way) It's impossible to ignore how you and Jaune have a special bond. The laughter, the shared jokes, the way you've supported each other through thick and thin—it's all so endearing. But I see it for what it is—a threat. Jaune's heart should only beat for me, and I won't allow anyone, not even a dear friend like you, to steal him from me. You need to step away
(To Weiss) Weiss, I've seen how you look at Jaune. But he's already spoken for, and I won't let you interfere.
We have a Nora who is in love with Ren and constantly tries to flirt, ask out, and hits on Ren who in turn is also completely oblivious. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like her as she does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
(Towards Ren, nervous) Ren, I, uh, I don't know how to say this... But I feel like there's something special between us. Whenever you're around, my heart does backflips, and it's not just from your amazing fighting skills. Maybe we could go watch the stars together sometime, like a real date? You and me, under the night sky…
(To Yang in a funny way) Hey Yang, I know who could beat you! Me, if someone gets in the way between me and my pancakes!
(To Ren, excited) Ren, you light up my world like the sun! We should totally go sunbathing together, like, right now. Get your sunscreen, and I'll bring the towels!
We have a Ren who is way to serious, takes things super literally (in a funny way) and is completely oblivious to Nora being in love with him. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like him as he does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
(To Nora, serious) Nora, when you told me to 'break a leg' before our sparring session, I genuinely thought you wanted me to injure myself.
(To Nora, concerned) You said I make your heart race, Nora, but I've been monitoring your heart rate, and it's normal. There's no reason for your heart to accelerate. Should we call a medic?
(In battle, determined) Emotions cloud our judgment. The path to victory lies in clarity of purpose and a steady heart. With every strike, I seek balance. My calm demeanor is my shield, and my precision is my sword. Let's face this challenge with unwavering resolve and emerge victorious.
Here, Penny is more robotic and kind of literal, though not as literal as Ren. And she could have an aspiring dream to be a "real girl" like pinocchio. She also tries to fit in by trying out slang and pop culture references but kind of fails. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like her as she does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
(awkwardly trying slang): "Sup, my fellow students? I'm 'lit,' am I not? Wait, is 'lit' the right terminology? Oh dear, I need to work on my pop culture references."
(curious about emotions): "I've been reading about these things called 'emotions.' How intriguing! I wish I could experience them and understand what it's like to be a 'real girl.'"
(misusing phrases): "I heard 'YOLO' is what people say, but I certainly don't 'YOLO' much. Perhaps it's because I lack the necessary internal organs."
Mercury likes to annoy Emerald a ton and be super macho, always trying to flex his muscles and feels like he's super great. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like him as he does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
"Check out these biceps, Emerald. You can't deny that I'm the coolest. I bet even Cinder secretly admires my skills."
"Emerald, why do you think Cinder picked me over you for the special mission? Maybe it's my charm and incredible strength."
My martial arts moves are top-notch, Emerald. I'm like the definition of 'awesome.' Tell Cinder she's lucky to have me.
Emerald could be seen as sort of Meg from family guy. She actually comes up with half decent ideas on evilness but constantly gets shot down and told to shut up. And when she does try to react or get revenge on Mercury, she gets in trouble instantly. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like her as she does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
Ugh, I've had enough of your macho antics, Mercury. One day, I'll—
One day, I'll be the mastermind behind the greatest evil scheme, and they'll all come crawling to me for ideas. Just wait, Emerald, your time will come.
"Picture this, Mercury. We could replace all the world's coffee with decaf and watch the chaos unfold. Everyone would be exhausted, productivity would plummet, and they'd beg for caffeine. It's diabolically devious, isn't it?"
We have a madly oblivious Ozpin who just seems to be unable to see the danger around him and is a part of a secret organization (i have thought of one yet) I am also thinking about making him hit on Goodwitch who consistently pushes aside his comments. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like him as he does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
(To an audience) In the grand tapestry of Remnant, every thread has a purpose. Our journey is not just about the destination but the paths we walk. Remember, heroes can emerge from the unlikeliest of places, and a single choice can alter the course of history. Keep your hearts strong and your minds open.
(To a concerned student, oblivious) I sense a disturbance in the... cafeteria line? Yes, the lunch queue is indeed troubling today.
Ah, Professor Goodwitch, I must say, you're more dazzling than a star in the sky. It's like there's a... Good... witch casting her spell on me
An adderall addicted Oobleck who zooms around spouting random facts that have nothing to do with his course of teaching, he also lets it slip in differing times that hes taking adderall. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like him as he does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
Class, did you know that the average Beowolf can run at approximately 40 kilometers per hour? Fascinating creatures!
Today's lesson is on Grimm migration patterns, specifically their affinity for pumpkin fields in the northwest region of Vale. So intriguing!
Ah, I seem to have misplaced my coffee thermos! Don't worry, my dear students; it's just adderall-fueled energy I need.
A glory days professor port who constantly talks about "back in my day" and other things like that.
We are looking for someone who can sound as much like him as he does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
Oh, the food at Beacon's cafeteria was far better in my time. We feasted like champions, and it was twice as hearty! These days, it's all health food and kale smoothies.
Back in my day, combat class was entirely different. We used wooden weapons, no aura, and no fancy Semblances. And let me tell you, it made heroes out of us!
Back in my day, we faced the true titans of Grimm. These Beowolves are just pups compared to the enormous monsters we used to tangle with!
Cinder takes her villain role extremely seriously, delivering melodramatic speeches and monologues. However that means that while she is monologuing her plans get foiled. Cinder is obsessed with her villainous attire and constantly critiques the fashion choices of others. And she also constantly needs compliments from others. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like her as she does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
"Oh, not again! Can't a villain deliver a monologue in peace? This is hardly the respect I deserve. Mercury, Emerald, deal with this inconvenience."
"Emerald, my dear, that choice of color is hardly befitting a villain of your stature. Villains wear black. Always black. And Mercury, those shoes are so last season. I expected better."
"Thank you, Mercury, for noticing my impeccable sense of style. It's vital that someone appreciates my fashion choices. But what can I say? I do look magnificent, don't I?"
Cardin is an undercover news reporter trying to get the next big scoop at Beacon. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like him as he does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of Remnant! I'm your roving reporter Cardin Winchester, and I've infiltrated Beacon Academy to bring you the juiciest scoops from the world of Huntsmen and Huntresses!
"Well Jaune, I just heard the craziest story. You believe there's some dark plot against Beacon but you can't prove your sources? Come, lets take a walk."
"With the power of the press on our side, no secret student clubs or hidden caves will remain hidden for long."
Roman is a dark yet smart villain who's rather flirtatious and very devious. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like him as he does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
"Cinder, my lovely, is it a crime to steal your heart? Because I've already stolen everything else."
"Now, my dear Neo, let's show these so-called 'Hunters' how a real criminal operates. And if you find a fabulous hat along the way, it's all yours."
"Why kill your enemies when you can charm them into doing your bidding? It's a lost art, really."
Glynda has been hired by the government as a babysitter for Ozpin as part of his well won divorce settlement against Salem. She has no specific interest in him and is just there to do her job. We are looking for someone who can sound as much like her as she does in the actual series. Please make sure there isn't any background noise, that you're speaking as clear as possible, and that the mic isn’t too muffled.
"I don't care if Salem turned your favorite coffee shop into a Grimm den. You're not allowed to go on a vigilante spree."
"Ozpin, I'm here to ensure you don't cause any more trouble. I have better things to do than babysit you."
"Ozpin, you're not a child. Act your age and stop trying to see if student's can fly by launching them off of cliffs!"
