Rent A Girlfriend In Minutes (Abridged)
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"Rent-A-Girlfriend In Minutes" is an abridged series that cuts down each episode of Kanojo Okarishimasu into less than 10 minutes each. It's a comedy series with loooots and lots of swearing, so if you aren't into that, be warned.
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She is Kazuya's very annoying, very prodding grandmother who cares about nothing besides gambling, and forcing her grandson to have children. She sucks pretty much.
- female senior
- female adult
Our punk ass bitch bitching son finally got someone higher than a 2! This is cause for celebration!
I’m gonna go tell all the other girls you two are boning!
I’ve still got money saved from my hooker days! Now gimme my gambling app!
She's Chizuru's well meaning but clueless grandmother. She's kind of out of it at all times.
- english
- female senior
- female adult
- audacity
Chizuru? What are you doing with that street rat?
I told you we should’ve looked south! So, you’re shagging my granddaughter?
What's that now? Beans? HA!
He's like... a guy... that shows up in a few scenes.... he doesn't really have a personality besides being a bad friend.
- english
- male adult
- male teen
- surfer dude
- all american accents
Awww man, sorry I forgot you and mami just broke up!
Did you wanna go out drinking tonight? No you'll be paying.
Bruh, that's like.... totally not cool...
He's the manager of the Karaoke bar that Kazuya and Ruka work at. He's not really a great boss honestly.
- male adult
- flamboyant
- all american accents
Alright Kazuya, this is our new hire, Ruka
Oh you know Ruka?
Annnnyways don’t spend too much time flirting you fucking animals.
He's a punk who keeps trying to ruin the story.... anyways...
- male adult
- male teen
Yes, her body is just right. Sooo slender. Yeah you could run a train on her for sure.
Yeah. Total chopping block material. Yeah, yeah…. Perky too.
Hm, all that? Oh I was talking about chickens! I breed chickens as a side gig. Yup I’ve been a farmer all my life! *under his breath* *would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you*
Kind of in the background, kind of whiny, kind of there to just break up fights when no one asks her to :D
- english
- female teen
- female adult
BROOOOO, totally not cool!
stahhhhhp! Why can't we all just get along?
- english
- female adult
- female teen
- audacity
Are you ready? Kazuya's not gonna cuck himself!
Jeez, you didn't have to go all bitch on me there.
- english
- female adult
- female teen
- audacity
Hey gimme back my watermelon beach ball you freeloader!
You all know each other?
Mizuhara's friend but they don't spend time together LMAO
- english
- female teen
- female adult
- audacity
You're just gonna ditch me? Damn.
Left alone again, Yuuki.... You'll find nice friends someday....
Kibe is Kazuya's best friend and resident punch thrower!
- english
- male adult
- male teen
- audacity
Sup, jerk off king!
Kazuya, what the hell are you doing out here? No way, did you fall for a honeypot scheme?
Tell me man! Did you….. Did you k-k-kiss her yet?
Kazuya's pathetic friend who rented Ruka, and then quickly becomes irrelevant.
- english
- male adult
- male teen
- audacity
Kazuya, I’d like to introduce you to my totally real and totally legitimate girlfriend, Ruka!
As you can tell, I fuck. Pretty hard. Some call me the Rizzard of Oz.
Um, actually yes they do call me that. Tell him babe. Tell him about my rizz.
Kazuya's mother. She has no faith in him, rightfully.
- english
- female adult
- audacity
Well there’s no way our stupid ass bitch of a son has a girlfriend.
Bitch you cray!
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