Undertale: Papyrus Plays Piano
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Papyrus invites Undyne to his house to listen to his mad piano skills. Unfortunately his piano playing is kinda sorta terrible.
Just a skit I wrote listening to the midi version of Bonetrousle.
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Sans: I heard someone beating a clown, what happened here?
(Papyrus: Clowns?There is no room for clowns in the Symphony of Papyrus!)
Sans: Oh dear god what the hell is this.
(Undyne: The only metaphors in this house are about how GARBAGE this assault on the senses is!)
Sans: Hey, that's not nice.
(Papyrus: Thank you, Sans!)
(Sans: I've seen the garbage. It's a nice place. Feel free to visit any time.)
Sans: Papyrus, I think we should go.
(Papyrus: Why?)
Sans: Because we're gonna have a bad time.
Papyrus: Over with? My piano-playing abilities will have you so enraptured, you'll be begging for more!
(Undyne: Let's get this over with.)
Papyrus: Wow! Your opinion did not change at all so far! I can see I have an uphill battle! Here goes!
Papyrus: You haven't heard the best part yet!
(Undyne: I am sincerely doubting there are any good parts here!)
Papyrus: I'm sensing a little hostility here!
(Undyne: A little?)
Papyrus: Most of my hostility-sensing is distracted with this AMAZING PIANO PLAYING!
(Sans: Yeah I would classify this as assault and battery.)
Papyrus: Don't be ridiculous, it's not electric!
(Sans: Papyrus, that was a metaphor.)
Papyrus: YOU'RE A METAPHOR!
**Ring ring**
Undyne: Go for Undyne.
(Papyrus: Undyne! It's me! The great Papyrus! I'm at your house!)
Undyne: … Why?
(Papyrus: Because you didn't answer the door! I had to improvise a reverse window exit!)
Undyne: I have MANY questions right now.
Undyne: This has GOT to stop!
(Sans: Yeah. For the greater good, Papyrus.
Papyrus: Wow! That's the first compliment I've gotten out of you guys! I guess you want MORE PIANO!)
Undyne: We just want THE GREATER GOOD!
Undyne: That was my piano! I JUST GOT THAT PIANO!
(Sans: I did what I had to do.)
Undyne: You ARE gonna pay for that, right?
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