Sans: I heard someone beating a clown, what happened here?

(Papyrus: Clowns?There is no room for clowns in the Symphony of Papyrus!)

Sans: Oh dear god what the hell is this.

(Undyne: The only metaphors in this house are about how GARBAGE this assault on the senses is!)

Sans: Hey, that's not nice.

(Papyrus: Thank you, Sans!)

(Sans: I've seen the garbage. It's a nice place. Feel free to visit any time.)

Sans: Papyrus, I think we should go.

(Papyrus: Why?)

Sans: Because we're gonna have a bad time.