It's the Apocalypse. A UK person is making an adult animated pilot. Dear god.
No, seriously it's Nuclear Greens. Just an adult animated pilot now and is a hypothetical very low-budget Adult Swim-inspired series that follows the bizarre post-apocalyptic lives of the Green Family (US-loving Steve Green, Wine drinking, wife Susan Green, Unremarkable lanky son Rory, and their demonic pet pea) whose are an unstable and unfortunately British family of cannibalistic broccoli monsters facing their wild American carrots next door (Chad, Cassady, and Spencer Canyon) and a sitcom narrator who has gone mad because the live-action sitcom show he was doing voice over for has been turned into an adult animated series for some reason and has been ruined by the horror of UK broccoli.
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Currently, the project is sadly unpaid however I am looking at methods of distribution and anyone who ends up voicing the roles available here will be credited with all of the other voice actors and talented people involved. It's mostly me, DJAY, one guy but I hope we can make it a whole lot more. I want this show to be more than just British Broccoli screaming and something absurdist (think Aqua Teen, Smiling Friends) but also a bit deeper. Animation-wise the characters will unfortunately move a bit like the Canadians Terrance and Phillip from South Park but hey it'll look funny right? More funnier than all of England. So if you're interested in any of the roles here please apply. We're looking for UK and American actors ideally to fit the roles listed but if you can bring something unique to the roles of Steven, Chad, Rory and or Spencer feel free to contact me right here or via Discord
We loved all your voices and it's a shame not everyone could be involved in the pilot but many of you have been considered for future projects and now animation for Nuclear Greens pilot episode can begin!
We're looking for a potential composer for this pilot, either someone with music they've made that can already be used or someone who can write some material for the series. They will be properly credited and their music will be used as much as possible. In terms of sound we're taking inspiration from a mixture of 80s to 90s UK/US sitcom intros, UK punk and also orchestral pieces similar to that of JG. Thirwell (Foetus, Archer, Venture Bros.) or Danny Elfman. If you have anything you'd like to submit just feel free to reach out.
*Say something you think would fit*
We're just a regular post apocalyptic family here to eat your flesh unless you do voice over and narration for our Show.
British? OH NO! You'll be the leading man! I mean Broccoli Monster. Yes, you read that correctly, your Broccoli and unfortunately you'll be British too as one of the main characters in Nuclear Greens. It's an Adult animated pilot from the UK of all places.
You'll be so British you hate it and try to put on a fake American accent even if it's embarrassing. That's Steven Green for you. A British boomer-type who's a middle-aged man and Nuclear vegetable plant worker turned Broccoli monster. Think British comedians like Stephen Merchant, Matt Berry, or Ricky Gervais but putting on an American accent that sucks.
Poor Steven. It sure sucks being from a country that isn't real and has bad teeth I would know since I'm British too. Anyway, Steve loves his US culture and hates himself. He used to love being patriotic and proud but as he grew older he got more cynical and the country went downhill. Following the nuclear apocalypse or Brocopocalypse as some call it, Steve moved into Crackpot Yorkshire with his bizarre UK family. Now who are they? They're also veggie monsters (Wine drinking wife Susan from up north, unremarkable son Rory, and a demonic pet pea) struggling to survive while living near their all-American Carrot neighbors (Chad, Cassady, and Spencer Canyon) as the Nuclear Vegetable Commission takes control of the country and the green family struggles to rebuild their even crazier lives. So if you'd like to play a British person who hates himself and is a Broccoli monster feel free to contact me here!
Oh uh... Sorry. We didn't really introduce ourselves that well. Anyway I'm Steven and this is my family post nuclear apocalypse.
Well actually I'm from Yorkshire - I mean America - I mean Ohio.
Now Chad come on. I'll invite you over later. I just need to get prepared alright mate - I mean friend.
British? Oh yes! You'll be the son of the leading Broccoli Monster Steven Green. Yes, you read that correctly, You're looking at the role of Rory Green, Steve Greens' unremarkable posh British Broccoli son, correcting your father and trying to keep him from going mad cause he's British. If you chose this role you'll be in an Adult animated pilot from the UK!
You'll be so British but unlike your father, you don't hate it and are just an unremarkable lanky teenager befriending your American neighbour's son, post-nuclear apocalypse. Brocpocalypsea.
Poor Rory It sure sucks that your father hates his country cause he thinks that isn't real and that he has bad teeth. You're a bit smarter than him but less informed on life simply cause your fathers older but enough about him let's talk about you, Rory. You're not super smart but you're the smartest amongst your odd UK family and your mother is proud that you're getting along with your American neighbour's son Spencer. So if you'd like to play a British broccoli teenager who doesn't hate himself feel free to contact me here!
Yeah we could be best mates. Sharing cheeky banter together.
We don't even have music here father I mean look around there's jack squat.
All that friendships quite charming isn't it.
STEVEN! It is I, your far superior all American Neighbor CHAD CANYON
If you've made it here, well congrats you might be playing an American! Not just any American, but THEE American. It's the maniacal and tiny. The crazy and whiny, ultra-macho Chad Canyon! A tiny loud unstable volatile carrot with a slightly whiny take on an Al Pacino or Dennis Hopper-type voice. A grumpy American one with supervillian like rage! Why rage? It's because he hates British people that's why! Especially his Broccoli Neighbour Steven Green because Chad knows and plots to prove that Steven caused the apocalypse (broc-pocalypse) and created the meltdown that turned everyone in the UK into vegetables. Wait? UK? Yeah, that's right, as a kid Chad's parents moved him here and he hates it! He hates it! Luckily for him, he still has his supportive wife Cassady and his son Spencer who he hopes will follow in his footsteps. There's just one problem... Spencers befriended Stevens UK failure of a son! HE MUST BE STOPPED! So if you'd like to voice an American Carrot who hates British people contact me here and you can be one of the main characters in this delightfully hideous UK Broccoli stew of an adult animated pilot.
STEVEN! It is I, your far superior all American Neighbor CHAD CANYON!
Don't you get it? We're stuck here! In England! Crackpot Yorkshire! The threshold of Hell.
I'm not an idiot Spence! I know what I'm doing unlike Like that tooth decay ridden moron.
If you've come here then congrats, you're playing an American but not just any American, it's the anxious teenage carrot Spencer Canyon. Son of his much smaller and angrier father Chad Canyon. He hates to admit it sometimes but Spencer while calmer than his father still has some of his father's anger in him even if he tries to rebel a bit. Spencer a bit less aggressive and a little more emoish and introspective but still has a jockish vibe. He's a supporting character and to his fathers alarm, befriends Rory Green, the Son of Chads UK rival Steve Green! So if you'd like to voice a big teen carrot contact me here. Thinking he has a Fin Wolfhard type of voice.
Just saying hi to our Neighbors dad. Maybe they have more in common than you think.
No, why do you have to control me like this all the time Dad jeez?
I'm fine plus we're already mutated vegetables as is.
