STEVEN! It is I, your far superior all American Neighbor CHAD CANYON

If you've made it here, well congrats you might be playing an American! Not just any American, but THEE American. It's the maniacal and tiny. The crazy and whiny, ultra-macho Chad Canyon! A tiny loud unstable volatile carrot with a slightly whiny take on an Al Pacino or Dennis Hopper-type voice. A grumpy American one with supervillian like rage! Why rage? It's because he hates British people that's why! Especially his Broccoli Neighbour Steven Green because Chad knows and plots to prove that Steven caused the apocalypse (broc-pocalypse) and created the meltdown that turned everyone in the UK into vegetables. Wait? UK? Yeah, that's right, as a kid Chad's parents moved him here and he hates it! He hates it! Luckily for him, he still has his supportive wife Cassady and his son Spencer who he hopes will follow in his footsteps. There's just one problem... Spencers befriended  Stevens UK failure of a son! HE MUST BE STOPPED! So if you'd like to voice an American Carrot who hates British people contact me here and you can be one of the main characters in this delightfully hideous UK Broccoli stew of an adult animated pilot.