Newtale is a fan animation based on the popular video game Undertale, created by Toby Fox. It was announced back in December 2015 by Frontier Hero. You can check out their playlist for everything regarding the series here.
Seven. Seven
human souls, and King Asgore will become a god. Six. That’s how many we have
collected thus far. Understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world
will be transformed. First, however, as is customary for those who make it this
far… I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago…
No, you know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT
TO DIE!?! NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Undyne: Alphys! (nervously) I... think you're neat, too, I guess. But, you've gotta realize... most of what you said really doesn't matter to me. (in a matter-of-fact tone) I don't care if you're watching kid cartoons or reading history books. *face begins to look distorted* To me, ALL of that stuff is just NERDY CRAP! (seriously) What I like about you is that you're PASSIONATE! You're ANALYTICAL! *face is even more distorted* It doesn't matter what it is! (shouting) YOU CARE ABOUT IT!! 100-PERCENT!! AT MAXIMUM POWER!!! (suddenly calm) ...so, you don't have to lie to me. I don't want you to have to lie to anyone anymore. Alphys... I want to help you become happy with who you are! (very smug and sly) And I know just the training you need to do that!
Director: (shouting) And we’re live in three… two…
one…
(As the camera lights flash back on, Undyne and
Mettaton are standing back behind the kitchen countertop again. Only this time,
Undyne is wearing a chef’s top hat and Mettaton is wearing an apron with the word, “HELPER” written on it in
all-caps. Undyne also has both pieces of meat laying in front of her while Mettaton has a bowl of salad
with a large assortment of vegetables next to it)
Undyne: (overly enthusiastic) Welcome back, human
punks! This is Undyne here with Mettaton’s cooking show! Sorry about all that
stuff that happened earlier, but now I think we’re finally ready to teach you
guys the true recipe for steak! *places
a hand on Mettaton’s shoulder* After our little chat during the break,
Mettaton here has been gracious
enough to let me handle both the steak and ground beef, while he makes a salad!
(Electrical sparks are literally flying off of his
body in repressed anger as he looks down at the large pieces of lettuce in the
bowl. Slowly, he picks up a nearby knife and begins cutting up a few tomato
slices)
Mettaton: …
Undyne: So,
without further ado… (in excited anger)
LET’S SHOW THIS BEEF WHO’S BOSS!! HGGGYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
(Undyne suddenly pulls out a glass baking pan and
slams it onto the countertop. There is now a very large crack at the bottom. In
another quick motion, she grabs up the pieces of meat and slams them into the
baking pan, startling Mettaton)
Undyne: Ground beef belongs to a tough and sturdy animal,
so the first step is to BEAT IT INTO SUBMISSION!!
(With her left hand, she
punches the ground beef hard into the baking pan. In her right hand, she
summons a spear)
Undyne: (while still punching and grunting) As I
beat the ground beef to a steaming pile of mush, I’ll engage the steak in
combat! IT’S THE BEST WAY TO CARVE METTATON’S FACE!!
(In an almost
impossibly-fast motion, she repeatedly stabs the steak with her spear, all
while continuously mashing the ground beef. Various holes are punctured beneath
the glass baking pan. The director watches eagerly in the distance. Mettaton
trembles as he slowly slices another piece of tomato in the bowl)
Undyne: (looking directly at the camera) Remember
to never hold back! Be forceful! Get tough! STAY DETERMINED!! GIVE IT YOUR
ALL!!! 110 PERCENT!!!! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
(Mettaton stays silent as he looks on in horror at
Undyne pulverizing the ground beef and steak. Slowly but surely, he grabs
a carrot and lightly grates the skin into the bowl. Suddenly, Undyne rips off a
good chunk of meat from the ground beef and throws it at one of the cameras)
Undyne: YEAAAH!!
LOOK AT HOW TENDERIZED THAT MEAT IS!! WE SURE SHOWED HIM!! (loudly and confidently laughs) Oh! I
just realized! We probably should season the meat with something… (growls frustratingly) Whatever! We don’t
need it! BEEF IS THE ONLY TASTE YOU NEED WHEN MAKING AWESOME METTATON STEAK!!
HYGAAAAAAAH!!!
(Undyne assaults both pieces
of meat even faster and harder. Suddenly, the whole countertop is shaking.
Mettaton’s hands struggle to toss the salad with the spoon as it constantly
moves all around the unstable
countertop. After what seems like forever, Undyne suddenly stops pounding away
at the meat. Slowly, she lifts up the now horribly disfigured steak and shows
it to Mettaton)
Undyne: Well…?
Mettaton: (quietly and angrily) Well… what?
Undyne: How did I
do? Pretty good, right?
Mettaton: … I’m not
sure I follow.
Undyne: (mockingly) I carved in your face! It
looks just like you!
(It looks nothing like
Mettaton. It hardly looks like a piece of steak anymore. The meat barely holds
together in Undyne’s tight grip. More sparks fly off the rectangle as he brings
up a twitchy hand. He gives her a very unwilling thumbs up)
This is for male voice actors who wish to audition as minor characters for the project. We do not have many minor characters set in stone yet, but there may be a list of canon minor Undertale characters that will make small appearances throughout the episode. We do not have voice actors for them and we are looking for them so we have variety in the show. The work for these characters are substantially less than the work for Undyne, but the quality I'm looking for is still the same.
Give me as many grunts, gasps, screams, painful cries, laughter, confused noises, and any other background noises as you can muster(This can be done as any kind of voice that you think works for this line; I'm not strict about it. Just make sure that they are distinct and really emotionally-driven)
Please choose 3 from the following to voice (see character description for more info):Snowdrake, BurgerPants, Nice Cream Guy, Aaron, So Sorry, Royal Guard #1, Royal Guard #2, Woshua
Introduce yourself! (see character description for more info)
This is for female voice actors who wish to audition as minor characters for the project. We do not have many minor characters set in stone yet, but there may be a list of canon minor Undertale characters that will make small appearances throughout the episode. We do not have voice actors for them and we are looking for them so we have variety in the show. The work for these characters are substantially less than the work for Undyne, but the quality I'm looking for is still the same.
Give me as many grunts, gasps, screams, painful cries, laughter, confused noises, and any other background noises as you can muster(This can be done as any kind of voice that you think works for this line; I'm not strict about it. Just make sure that they are distinct and really emotionally-driven)
Please choose 3 from the following to voice (see character description for more info):TsunderPlane, Bratty and Catty, Snowdrake's Mother, OnionSan, Woshua, Whimsun
Introduce yourself! (see character description for more info)
This is for voice actors who wish to audition as androgynous minor characters for the project. We do not have many minor characters set in stone yet, but there may be a list of canon minor Undertale characters that will make small appearances throughout the episode. We do not have voice actors for them and we are looking for them so we have variety in the show. The work for these characters are substantially less than the work for Undyne, but the quality I'm looking for is still the same.
Give me as many grunts, gasps, screams, painful cries, laughter, confused noises, and any other background noises as you can muster(This can be done as any kind of voice that you think works for this line; I'm not strict about it. Just make sure that they are distinct and really emotionally-driven)
Please choose 3 from the following to voice (see character description for more info):Froggit, Memoryhead, Madjick, River Person, Tsunderplane, Vulkin, Ice Cap
Introduce yourself! (see character description for more info)
