Narration on Microsleep (energetic with slight cursing)

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Alright so here’s the deal: you’re tired as shit. You wake up early, deal with shitty long hours, and  the next day the cycle continues on and on and on and o-WAKE. THE. HELL. UP. Jeez you can barely keep your eyes open these days huh? By the way those little sleep spells that you've been experiencing? Yeah that’s called Microsleep and it’s kind of a big deal. 

As it turns out your body can’t run on shit sleep forever. If you’ve been experiencing: blank stares, head jerks, sudden body jerks, and can’t seem to recall the last few seconds to a couple minutes… you might be experiencing microsleep. Basically even though your eyes are open, your brain is falling asleep and disables your state of awareness until your body catches on and wakes your sleepy ass up again. This small loss of time could cause any amount of shitty consequences from mishearing important information in a meeting to blowing up a nuclear power plant (yeah that actually happened). SO WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT? Get more sleep, a-duh. But who has the fucking tiiiimmmmee for that?! Not you… yet. Stay with me, I’ll get there.

The next time you catch yourself microsleeping and do some stupid and/or funny shit… or hell, even you actually get enough sleep, tweet it out to the universe using #endshitsleep and we’ll snag your tweet and make a super awesome relatable thing for you and others to share. See the entire collection of awesome relatable things at endshitsleep.org. [CHECK THAT SHIT OUT]

If we can spread awareness about microsleep and all of its macro-ass problems then we could potentially implement cool shit like… midday naps in the work place? Leaving an hour early on Fridays? Thought you might like that. 

So share our relatable creations with your friends, your family, your boss, and random strangers of the internet! Who knows, maybe we can make enough people aware of the importance of decent night’s rest and the dangers of microsleep, ending that shit once and for all!