Larry Potter and the Hallway of Knowledge
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Harry Potter is a critically acclaimed series with numerous movies, a play, and tons of lovely fanfics that never make anyone cringe just a little. What is this series? A complete comedy rip-off that's probably the stupidest thing you've seen in a long time. But hopefully it'll be fun for you ;)
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She only has 8 lines in the first script
Oh no! I forgot my diary!
Yeah, thanks to you. Larry, I’m sorry about what I did. I didn’t mean to cause all this trouble, honest.
(Will return in the sequels (but you don't have to if you don't want to))
My goodness! Pleasure, Larry. Don’s told me all about you, of course. When did he get here?
Larry, I must insist that you sit next to me.
I must ask you something, what exact does a dab do?
Dang animatronics, always acting up.
Ah, Ludicrous Mouthfoy, pleasure seeing you. Have you come to buy something?
Not now, Draco. Now, will you accept the pieces I have to offer?
That is my business, not yours.
He sounds like Doc Brown xD
Pardon me boy. Wait…great Scott Marty! You’re Larry Potter, aren’t you?
Great Scott! Here, come up with me.
This is his only line
Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to WWE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER SSSSSSLAM! In this corner we have the Lashing Ludicrous Mouthfoy! And over here, we have Atomic Arty!!!
These are his only lines
What the heck are you two nerds trying to do?
Oh, okay. Later noobs.
Wait…secret wizarding world?
Oh yes, both of you are expelled.
Just kidding, where’s your sense of humor? Anyways, you boys better not get into any more trouble this year, got it?
Good. You both will have detention in Chapter 7 though, but I think that’s fair.
(Very comedic role)
Not that, Fitzwicken, the font…my old enemy….COMIC SANS!!!! NO!!!!!! Everyone knows that Calibri is the only font to use when writing threatening messages! Those fools!
Nonsense! I saw him yesterday! Oh, wait….that was Bruce Willis. It’s so hard to tell them apart, you know?
Oh, that’s a yeller. You should probably open it. I had an old one a while back and it died. Rest in peace you beautiful piece of paper! May you live forever in my heart!
She's actually probably insane.
Alright class, so today we will be planting some plants that will be planting their own plants. Once those plants are grown, those plants will plant their own class. Eventually, those plants will be teaching this class and will take over the Ministry of Magic. After that, they’ll probably be taking over the world. How does that sound?
Don’t move, sugah, or I’ll blow you away!
Hey, hey, not bad yourself. (flirty)
RANDOM CHARACTER INTRO THAT MIGHT BE IMPORTANT LATER! Hi, I’m Juicedan Flinch-Fugly.
Hey, I didn’t come up with my name; you can blame the writer for that.
He's actually a freakin stalker, man.
Hi Larry, you don’t know me, but I’ve been following you for a solid two years now. I have pictures, hair samples, and more! Do you want to see?
One of my favorite characters in this series.
And then Gred goes into the Super Mega Man 6 Epic Radius Square root plunge and we win! Alright, now that I’ve talk for seven hours, any questions on anything I’ve talked about?
What are you doing here, Flint and Steel? Goodfindor’s got the pitch booked for practice today.
A mean boy, anti-Oliver Wood.
Professor Snake gave us permission. Here.
It also says that you can’t read and that I’m the hottest person here.
How dare you! I do have talent. Here, watch this.
I’d like to see you try, you filthy mud blood.
Kind of Jokerish, but British.
Hey, hey! That’s right! Get pranked!
Kind of whispery
Kill….kill….man, I could kill for some good sushi…
Oh, nothing much, just told Jeeves to make a bunch of racket to give you a chance to escape punishment.
Well, actually…I was wondering if you, Don, and Harmony would like to come to my emo party?
Yeah Professor, I mean, I bet I’m going to blow up something important one day.
Yes, the message is quite haunting
And do you have a note? No note, no entry.
Well this one’s special, it has Keyliver’s signature on it
Alright, now I want a nice super gory, blood-filled game!
I mean...uh…a nice, friendly game?
Quidditch announcer
And they’re off! Keep a close eye on this match, ladies and gentlemen, because this match is going to be action packed! Rowling’s got the throw-y ball, but oh! Gred fires a hit-y ball right at her and the throw-y ball is now in Goodfindor’s possession! Kate’s got the throw-y ball and…it’s in!!! 10 points for Goodfindor!!
Sorry Professor! Anyways, Harvey’s snatched the throw-y ball and…it’s in! Better luck next time, Oliver! Goodfindor and Snakerin are tied!
Ah, Mr. Potter. You know, you should’ve came to me first before letting that handsome, wonderful, beautiful man Keyliver take care of you.
Mending bones is easy enough. Here, watch this.
Oh yes, but it’ll hurt worse than listening to a full album of Justin Bieber…
Hi, Billy Mays here with the new “Mikey-grow”! Grows that skeleton back in one night! If you buy it now, we’ll also send this free explosive barrel, gets the tough stains out!
You’re lying to me…I can smell lies, Donald Weasel.
Uh…SO lonely! You know what, screw you guys, I’m going home!
Hey Potter, have you seen Juicedan anywhere? I was…
Oh my god…Get away from me!
Pass dance?
Sick moves! Come on in.
Okay. I’m just going to walk away, not suspiciously, of course. I’m totally not insinuating that I’m doing this, totally. I’m also not going to mention that I’m related to Snakerin or anything, of course. Totally. I’m also not going to say anything about me finding the Hallway of Knowledge. Of course…
The game’s over, Ragrid.
The game’s over, Potter! Jenny Weasel will die, and you along with her! I’ll be mortal once again and there’ll be no one who can stop me!
Ah, Ragrid. Sorry to bother you at this hour.
Well, I’m sure you know what this is about, yes?
Well, the evidence did point to you being the one who opened the Hallway of Knowledge, nothing personal. This is for the safety of the school, of course.
That’s right! FEAR THE CRABAGOG!!
YES!! How many times to I have to explain this?!
Shut up! What do you mean “Paralyzing students in the Castle?”
This is just for an end credit scene, but you will get the chance to voice him in the third installment.
I’m coming for you, Larry Potter…
Oh, for heaven’s sake, it’s another one of those ads! Don’t you just hate it when there’s an ad in a video, Fernan?
Hello Mr. and Mrs. Todd! Oh, please come in. Mrs. Todd, you’re looking lovely this evening.
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