King Horatio: Remaining Roles & Recasting The Main Role!
Project Overview
King Horatio is a silly, medieval audio drama revolving around the King of Meeyarsia trying to keep his kingdom afloat (and himself safe) in the wake of bandits, invading kingdoms, and even magic!
Starting in September of 2025, this series has 5 episodes released, with another 5 episodes written and in production for Series 1. Due to the success the first five episodes of series 1 had (garnering three Spotify 2025 awards; "Marathon Show", "Instant Hit Show", "Talked About Show"), we put into production a second series of 8 total episodes, with 3 episodes to bridge the gap between series 1 and 2, as well as a singular final episode to end the series overall. Unfortunately, when these plans were finalised and at a stage where we couldn't go back on them, the main actor for King Horatio left, leaving us needing to find a replacement.
This audition page is also to find actors for other roles in the 3-episode bridge between series 1 and 2.
If you are auditioning, please be sure you...
Can get lines in on time and are reliable
Above the age of 18
Use Discord or Emails to transfer files
Be open to retakes, even months after submitting lines
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Speaks in a very over-the-top voice. Think; Matt Berry. He thinks he is literally the best, the bravest, etc, but actually he's a total wimp and a bit accident prone. If you were to poke him in just the wrong way, he'd think he was dying.
Please listen to a section of the episode provided on the project page to allow yourself to sound as close to the original actor as possible. If you are unable to follow it exactly, do not worry, the change of voice will be explained in the show, but please make an effort to sound close to the original.
If you are picked for this role, you will have 16, 30 page episodes to voice, with some requiring only a few lines from you, and others requiring you to be more of a main role. You need to be sure you are available for this amount of episodes before auditioning.
Ad-libbing for this audition (and for the role, in general) is highly encouraged it shows your ability not only as an actor, but as a comic. Just be sure to submit one version of this line unchanged from what is given.
Lines with "//" in them, are where two separate lines have been put together for the purposes of the audition.
- english
- male adult
- british
- male young adult
You three aren't actually scared of this place, are you?! It’s not like the trees can- (stick snaps!) AH! // (scared) What… What was that?
Wait a minute! Wait a *minute*! I did nothing wrong! // I was perfect, in every way, as usual! The scotts were merely intimidated by my dazzling charm. // They were so intimidated that they let loose savage beasts! Ghouls from the depths of hell itself! I tried my best to fight them off, to protect my fellow travellers - single-handedly, I may add - but I was simply outnumbered. Little, old me, versus fifty billion imps and impettes? I had to fall back. For the sake… Of my dear friends.
Oh, you aren’t still sulking are you, Bartholomew?! Right, sharpen my sword! It got blunted in that courageous fight with that huge man. That should take your mind off of things.
She is an imp, a being of hell itself. She talks very cutesy-girly (not valley-girl, though). She looks down on humans. Cares a lot about fashion.
- female adult
- female young adult
(drunk) Uh… No. (giggles) Where’s Eustatius? Whhheeeerrrreee iiisss heee? (giggles)
No! No! (giggles) I don’t do; holy! I’m an imp, silly!
I still have it! Wear it on special occasions! You know, for when I’m like manifesting unholy punishment on villages and stuff. I kept saying the competition should have been held just a few years later in 79AD, in that lovely Italian city; Pompeii. Would’ve given me a great backdrop.
One of two guards (Kevin is also a guard) who speak in sync to one another... Mostly. If you auditioned for this role, you may be given the role of Kevin, instead.
- male adult
We can’t let you into the castle, sorry. It’s for King Eustatius only.
(suddenly changing tone, serious, angry) How dare you speak ill of the king.
When you’re gonna be doing a lot of hanging about. (laughs, but stops when Kevin doesn’t laugh) Sorry.
One of two guards who speaks in sync with Karl... Mostly... If you auditioned for this role, you may be given the role of Karl, instead.
- male adult
(pushes someone!) In you go!
(cringing) You’re so embarrassing.
It’s them! The people we imprisoned today! They’re in the royal bedroom!
He's a prisoner who was wrongly found guilty and risks being hanged. He is given the chance of freedom to spread the truth through a kingdom brainwashed by a dictator.
- androgynous
(gasps) Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! It’s… It’s you! // My Queen! The true Queen of Mercia! Queen Caroline!
So you want a distraction? We can do that if it’ll save Mercia, can’t we guys!
(fighting someone off) No you don’t! Get off me! Caroline is queen! Caroline is queen!