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JoJo. Be British and tough.
Not so fast, Jafar!
I'm Jonathan Joestar!
You will always live in my heart… Danny…
Dio. Be evil.
Of course my father that I love very much and definitely don’t want to kill and take all of your money!
Welp. I’m a vampire now. Deal with it.
Well Jonathan! We meet again! How will you be able to defeat me now that I’m a vamp-
*decapitation*
Smol jon
Waaaah! I hate my life! You’re the only one who understands me, Danny!
Man, Dio seems awfully suspicious… Maybe I’ll kill him later in life if he does anything el-
Yep. I’ll kill him.
smol evil
Boy, I sure could use some money… *Sees Joestar mansion* I know how I’ll spend my entire life now!
Ahh, I sure do like this food, don’t you, Jonathon?
I only have 2 lines!
dady
Jonathan! Do you know how long my butler spent making this food! How dare you say it’s only ok! Go to your room!
Hey my loving obviously not evil at all son Dio, bring me my medicine that is suspiciously just like the medicine that killed your Dad.
No. You’re not even my birth son. Jonathan gets the money.
hat boy
I’m Robert Speedwagon!
Oh no! Jonathan, you need to train in order to defeat him now!!!
Wow Jonathan, you killed Dio!
hat boy part 2
Dio is still alive, and you need to train with a brand new technique in order to defeat him!
It’s called “Hamon”!
We had no idea that Danny was in there. We also don’t know how he got in there at all. It’s not like there’s someone brand new to this household who fed his father medicine for poison that suspiciously made the poison worse, or threw himself into Jonathan’s life, or showed aggression to Danny earlier exists.
god
Bark.
