This project is very much alive
Work on it has mostly been moved to the discord, linked above, but it is absolutely still going and I cannot wait to showcase progress
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged
Project Overview
This will become the first abridged series of EnragedDiety Abridged team led by TheDastardly DragonVic(Writer/director). We will be working to slowly abridge all of Jojo's starting here with part 1 and 2. Major spoiler warning if that wasn't obvious. . having Discord is recommended as it eases communication.
Dastardly DragonVic: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpEJdN3EkbdUJTmOQyTlBeg
EnragedDiety Abridged Discord:
https://discord.gg/pW5QDg5
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Deadline
Forgot to mention that I was referring to Midnight CST -
The Final Deadline shall be midnight
I am giving one big ol' final day for any last auditions that people might want to get in. I have heard so many great ones and I can tell this is gonna be a fun project. -
Current Project Tally
11 roles have yet to be auditioned for ^_^
Project Roles:
Extras
Rudolf von Stroheim
Bruford
Tompetty
Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
Will A. Zeppeli
Robert E.O. Speedwagon
Straits
Jack the Ripper
Poco
Dire
Tarkus
Wang Chung
Smokey Brown
Dio Brando
Esidisi
Wamuu
Santana
Creative Team
Jonathan Joestar
Joseph Joestar
Kars
Erina Pendleton
George Joestar
Dario Brando
Lisa Lisa
Suzi Q
Poco's Sister
Voice Actor
Extras
open
Unpaid
the random background characters who only say one thing or just make chatter
*Say something you think would fit*
Voice Actor
Rudolf von Stroheim
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Meme King ABA
A german major. He believes in his peoples science and its capabilities.
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD! DON'T YOU THINK? WE CAN DO ANYTHING!
(laughing hysterically from Santviento tripping himself): "Ultimate lifeform?" More like "Ultimate idiot."
Farewell, you annoying English man!
Voice Actor
Bruford
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Vocal Kaos
The other one of Mary Stuarts knights. Now a servant of Dio
I may die this day, but my hatred for you and your wretched family shall linger forever. Knights: Curses on you, queen!
Milord Dio! This whelp's courage intrigues me! Allow me to face him in solo combat and strike him down!
This is itǃǃ The coup de gras -- I shall slice off your head and bathe myself in your life-giving blood!
Voice Actor
*Say something you think would fit*
Voice Actor
Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Shanestar
The grandson of William A. Zeppeli. He has strong familial pride and cares for those close to him
We Italians value family above all others.
I see you took off your coat and prepared yourself, Wammu.
This is the Zeppeli family spirit, handed down from the past to ensure the family's future! It's the human spirit! JOJO, THIS IS THE LAST OF MY HAMON! TAKE IT FROM ME! TAKE IT FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Voice Actor
What part of "one question at a time" eluded you? Follow me, amigo, and I shall show you. But know this, what you are about to see will change your destiny forever!
Stand back, you two. I'll fight him. This is a zombie. They must eat human flesh to survive. But they are in constant thrall to Dio, like marionettes.
JoJo. This is important to keep in mind! Think like your opponent, anticipate his next move. If I were him, I would be sealing off the tunnel's exit, so we couldn't escape into the sunlight!
Voice Actor
Robert E.O. Speedwagon
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
frosted fricks
Speedwagon is a friend and ally to the Joestar Family. Although he is an ordinary human, he faithfully supports them during his life and even after his passing via his organization, the Speedwagon Foundation. He is kinda the normal guy amidst powered up muscle men so play him as such.
"You're wrong! All that was good in that man, he passed it along to Jonathan, every bit of it! You can be sure JoJo's gonna live an upright life, using what his father gave him. Rich folks are rubbish. Watching 'em flounce around,
I wanna throw the whole lot of them into the Thames! But not the Joestars. They're heroic and merciful and, just... the whole damn lot of them are giants among men!"
I wasn't cut for that job anyway. I'll come back later. Speedwagon withdraws coolly."
Voice Actor
Straits
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
delidog
Originally he was a student under Tonpetty who reached the rank of Hamon Master. He forsakes his humanity to become a vampire and regain his youth.
I will kill you before you can become a threat!
Joseph! You will likely meet "him" soon. You will probably understand "his" identity and the meaning of evolution! Like destiny handed down by God...
There is nothing I regret, Joseph. All this time I planned on entering Hell while still vibrant and filled with energy, not as some withered desiccated corpse. I cannot tell you the ecstasy I have felt in being young again.
Voice Actor
Jack the Ripper
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
deleted82326
The infamous serial killer. mad into a zombie by Dio.
Shoulda made an early night about it, harlot! Big mistake!
Time for the slaughter, you naughty pigs! (pulls a lever, that opens a secret passage that he escapes into) I'll cut you all one by one!
Turn the corner so I can feast on you! *Death noises*
Voice Actor
Poco
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Komerican Blues
Not a very courageous boy at first. He travels with Jojo to save his sister
Huh? What just shocked me!?
Huh? What? Who are you?
I...bloodied their noses!
Voice Actor
I've caught you, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
Those Hamon-filled rose thorns do sting a bit. Ha, ha.
Voice Actor
Tarkus
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Komerican Blues
One of Mary Stuarts knights. A now a loyal servant of Dio
Elizabeth, you serpent! You took us for fools and murdered Mary anyways!
Ureeyyy... We have sworn fealty to Dio...
This whelp is a champion of his time. He will make good practice in the art of war.
Voice Actor
Wang Chung
closed
Unpaid
He's done for! Lord Dio overestimates his mighty power! Well, Jonathan Joestar, I'll scoop out what little brains you have with my bare fingers!
Voice Actor
Smokey Brown
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Shanestar
Smokey Brown (スモーキー・ブラウン Sumōkī Buraun) is a minor ally featured in Battle Tendency. Smokey is an ordinary petty thief hailing from New York whose newfound friendship with Joseph Joestar places him at the spectator's seat of the battle against the Pillar Men.-Jojo Wiki
What a patsy. That was easy as pie. Gah! *pained* take it easy please sir. I only pinched a wallet
I knew the man was crazy, but not that crazy! right out in public, Incredible! Where did he even get the tommy gun?! Why shoot up the whole city?!
Goodbye Jojo. I didn't know you for too long. couldn't have been six months. Don't matter, even though you're gone I am still your friend, Forever.
Voice Actor
Dio Brando
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
FrenchDipp
"Originally a man of low birth but peerless ambition, Dio is a villain of little conscience, vast cunning, and an insatiable hunger for power. Becoming a Vampire and later a Stand user, Dio Brando has gathered around him many minions and is responsible for many major events of the series, such as the death of Jonathan Joestar and the Joestar Family's acquisition of Stand power. Thus, he is a dominant character whose legacy persists throughout the series."- Jojo wiki
He is your crazy driven villain. he will manipulate for what he wants and won't apologize
You're the worst father ever! You want me to be rich? Oh, yes... And I will use any means necessary for that... starting with this Joestar family! Trash! *spits on Dario's gravestone* No one will bring me down..."
"No matter how you struggle, there are always limits of what a human can do. The Hamon training is useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! USELESS!!
WRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!
Voice Actor
Esidisi
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Digiblade
One of the Pillar men Joseph faces. He has control over the Inferno and can make his own blood boil.
You speak of Sun Tzu? I know him personally, having studied him two thousand years ago. "All war is deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."
I can't... I can't... You're only a human. I am the evolved one, the highest life form! I will not be beaten! Now that you've pushed me too far!
*sniffling and crying noises* I just *Crying* I just can't take it* sobbing after repeating I just can't take it* My poor arm *weeping* Aaaaaaaa
Voice Actor
Wamuu
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Digiblade
One of the four pillar men Joseph faces. He has Wind mode and utilizes Divine sandstorm.
I see much has changed since I've slumbered. But your illuminations will not stop me. Now, the time has come! Awaken, my masters!
Become stronger before you decide to face the mighty Wamuu again, child. That way, you can be worthy of my time as I destroy you with honor.
The memory of you and our last moments together will be engraved on me forever, Caesar Zeppeli. A man as splendid and fleeting as the bubbles he made.
Voice Actor
Santana
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
deleted82326
The first pillar man that Joseph encounters. He is the most simple of them and not a bright as his brothers
Major...Rudolf...Rudolf von Stroheim.
You are playing games with me primitive? I do not want to play.
I'VE SEEN RIGHT THROUGH YOU, JOESTAR! Wha?
Writer
Creative Team
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
fanwithoutaface
The people who will be helping with the writing of the series.
Say something you think would fit
Voice Actor
Jonathan Joestar
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
deleted32880
a kindhearted gentle giant and the first Jojo of the series. he has a loud boisterous personality and tends to yell quite a bit.
"Leave Me alone! I didn't attack them for your sake! I want to be a true gentleman!"
I... I can't lay a finger on him. If I lose now, I'll spend the rest of my life cowering under Dio's shadow. But more importantly, I have to fight... I have to defend Erina's honor!
*Fighting yell* "Sunlight Yellow Overdrive!!"
Voice Actor
Joseph Joestar
closed
Unpaid
The second Jojo and the main character of part 2 battle tendency. He is more carefree and snarky than Jonathan and is nowhere near as gentlemanly. He prefers to outwit his opponents more than out fight them.
I've been working on my Hamon. All the live-long day.
Would it to be wrong of me should my eyes happen to gaze through the keyhole?[looks through and sees a naked Lisa Lisa] Hoh hoh hoh hooooooooohhh!! NIIIIIIICE!"
I swear to avenge your death Caesar! Your spirit is with me! (seeing blood leaking from the cross-shaped stone that crushed Ceasar minutes before they entered the hotel): Blood. His blood. This is...where he fell. CAAAAEESAAAAARRRRRR!
Voice Actor
Kars
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Masquerade
The future ultimate lifeform. He is the strongest pillarman that Joseph faces. He is able to defeat Lisa Lisa using underhanded tactics and will do anything to achieve his goal.
I am the only one left, because the world and everything on it belong to me.
*making guitar noises while playing with Lisa Lisa's legs*
Alpha. Omega. I am now both.
Voice Actor
Erina Pendleton
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
kaedeakamatsu
Kind and caring she is Jojo's girlfriend and eventual Wife.
Me? Not as much as you. But... (gets teary) It really has been so long...
Is something wrong?
Why? He was wounded already. you cad!
Voice Actor
George Joestar
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Arkham
Jonathon's father and Dio's adoptive father. He is a gentleman and wants the best for the two.
JoJo...do not hate Dio for what he has done. The blame for this is mine. I was strict with you because you're a Joestar, and was easy on him and he felt unappreciated. Perhaps all he needed was a father's love. Please ensure Dio is buried next to Dario.
Don't look so sad, JoJo. Where better to die than in the arms of my son?...
Voice Actor
Dario Brando
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Arkham
Dio's Drunkard abusive father. He plays a big part in establishing Dio's character
When I die (cough cough) you get yourself to the Joestar mansion along with this letter. The fool thinks he owes me. This is your ticket to greatness. It's your only chance, Dio. Go out there and take this useless world for all you can get.
Listen, Dio. I am not long for this world.
Voice Actor
Lisa Lisa
closed
Unpaid
A hamon teacher and Joseph's mother. She was adopted by Straizo and taught how to use hamon. becoming a hamon master herself.
If you are willing to learn Hamon within a month, you must be willing to die for it!
My life hasn't been so peaceful that I'd hide behind a kid who's not even in his twenties yet!
*Crying sounds*
Voice Actor
Suzi Q
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
retroberry
She is Lisa Lisa's servant but has no remarkable powers of her own. She is a slightly ditzy and worries for her friends.
(Screams) There's a stranger on the island!
You have Weird lips.
In your dreams!
Voice Actor
Poco's Sister
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
retroberry
Poco's motherly sister. She seems to be his primary caretaker.
I know that hurt, but you’re still in one piece. Pain’s not the worse thing. There’s something far worse. It’s growing up being too afraid to do anything. What kind of a life would that be?
Poco, what frightens you more than anything else?
There, there, Poco. Let's go home and get your clothes cleaned up.
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