I need skypes!
Can everyone PLEASE either send me their skype or send me a contact request? If you go for the latter, just search for Triforce of Doom & look for the same profile pic as on here.
I Have Vacation Days?! is a fanfiction written by Lobo Argost. It's one of my favorite fanfics to read & as of posting this is still being written. It's decently long right now so anyone auditioning should be prepared for that. Now for the big disclaimer: THERE IS SEX & SWEARING ABOUND IN THIS PROJECT! Granted, it's a crossover with the Hellsing anime, so this shouldn't come as a surprise to those of you familiar with it. If you aren't comfortable with either of these, you have been warned.
This is just for the characters introduced in Chapter 1. I will be giving auditions for the new characters of each chapter as I get to said chapter. If you can't do it for future chapters, let me know.
Tech requirements:
A decent mic. I don't want any built in laptop mics. This is essentially an audiobook. Sound is EVERYTHING.
This is the front page description straight from FIMFiction:
Thomas Lancaster and his friends Chloe and Alex Anderson thought they were just buying really good props from that creepy merchant. Now they're in Equestria as the characters they dressed as. Thomas must tangle with the bloodlust of Alucard. Chloe has to contend with Seras' struggle with bloodthirst. And Alex... Well, he's Schrodinger so he's the asshole.
“Sup bitches? You might know me as the one and only CrimsonFuckr, also known as Alucard. Now, I wasn’t always a badass vampire tied to a necromancing girl with a blood drinking fetish, but hey, them’s the breaks, right? Well, at least I have my little protege/master, my old best friend and her annoying twin brother to keep me company. Buckle up kiddos, this is gonna be a hell of a ride. Get it? Because I’m a vampire? …. It’s funny.”
“No it isn’t.”
“Shut up Twilight your face isn’t funny! Anyways! The following is a fan based fiction. Hellsing Ultimate is owned by Kouta Hirano and- y’know what, fuck this. Hey Police Girl, we got our shit with the lawyers settled, right?”
“Yeah? Why?”
“Okay, just making sure! Ahem: Blah blah blah fanfiction, blah blah blah MLP:FiM is owned by Hasbro, blah blah blah, Hellsing Ultimate, blah blah blah Hellsing Abridged and Team Four Star, blah blah blah official release. ”
“How did you manage to make one word sound so dirty?”
"Practice."
Can everyone PLEASE either send me their skype or send me a contact request? If you go for the latter, just search for Triforce of Doom & look for the same profile pic as on here.
Since the deadline has basically hit, I picked the cast for the roles that had auditions. If you were picked, please PM me you skype so I can add you.
If you get cast, make sure your skype is ready.
Originally a guy from England, he gets turned into the King of Vampires after obtaining enchanted guns, vampire attributes included. Once he's Alucard, he acts pretty much like Takahata101's Alucard from Hellsing Abridged, so there's your reference.
(In a panic) We need something so utterly repulsive that they all die of horror! Lulatits! Get me a copy of all four Twilight books, pronto! That should kill them!
(Think witty battle banter) Well aren’t you a classy pair of sisters?! I’ll enjoy drinking your blood, my darling nemesi!
(Back when he's Thomas) Bah! You and your American cartoons, I swear.
A nameless guard who meets Seras.
Sentry! Orient! Why is there a civilian in our training grounds!?
Celestia is Twilight's mentor & tries to keep Alucard in check. Emphasis on "tries". She's usually calm but will show anger or annoyance when needed.
No-Life King! We stand before you today to defeat you once and for all! Surrender now and we may spare your life as is dictated by the Knight Codex of the Throne of Princess Platinum!
No, Alucard. It’ll be a cold day in Hell before I ever touch you.
(annoyed) Yes, Alucard, yes it is. Now kindly go jump off a cliff and stay there.
A guard who meets Seras. This is his only line.
Ahem, excuse me ma’am, you’re trespassing. This is the private training ground of Her Royal Majesty Princess Celestia’s Infantry Corps, Baltimare Division. If you were separated from a tour group, my partner, Flash Sentry, and I would be more than happy to guide you back to the public areas.
An American girl who got turned into Seras after buying an enchanted gun. Is the straight man role between her Thomas & Alex. Can get
(Excited) So, what are you lunkheads doing just standing around for? Come on, the night is still young, and even if it wasn’t, I’m sure Princess Celestia wouldn’t mind if her favorite sister made it a few hours more to keep the party going!
What, did you two forget to follow me or something? Anyway, look at this beauty! Only thirty pounds, too!
Sorry, gentlemen, I must have something stuck in my ears… did you sayBaltimare? Eh, erm, also, if this doesn’t sound too weird… what country is this?
There are a few of them & they all say this line.. I will PM those who got the role.
We deserve to be Princess Celestia’s students more than you, you lowborn scum!
This Twilight starts off very similar to the canon one in personality, but gets corrupted by Alucard's presence overtime to be more violent & sexual. If you can, try to sound like Tara Strong. If not, do your own thing. She has a LOT of lines.
(Angry, very angry) GAH! ALUCARD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHOWER! I’M KINDA FUCKING NAKED RIGHT NOW, YOU TOTAL ASSHOLE!
(Timid. This is before Alucard's influence took effect) Please… don’t hurt them! Just… just take me home….
Now, what have we learned about taking in strange animals that we found in the library?
*other character's line*
That’s right. At the very least, ask the prodigy about just what the hell they are, first. Now, I don’t know about anyone else, but that was absolute hell, so I’m going to go take a nap for the next forever and a half. Or until dinner. Whichever comes first.
One of the gaurds who meets Seras.
You’re in Equestria, ma’am. Now, please, let’s get you back to the tour area and maybe we can call up someone to maybe treat whatever amnesia you seem to have.
An American who gets turned into Schrodinger after buying an enchanted weapon. He loves to be in character. Schrodinger is a fourth wall breaker who loves to troll people & just have fun. As the description said, he's an asshole, but loveable. Make the German accent fake, but not annoying to the audience. The accent label didn't have a specifics for more than one, so do American for when he's Alex.
Not to break up zhis obligatory jab at zhe vorst vampires in history, but zhe parasprites are about to, how do you say? Fuck your shit up?
(Alex line) My sis is a bit of a loon, as you can tell. What am I supposed to do about it?
(Said in a matter of fact way)It makes perfect sense, no? Twilight and Trixie get it. Maybe you’re just a little slow in zhe head.