House of Homestuck COMIC DUBS! {REVAMPED} (BETA KIDS&TROLLS)
Project Overview
Welcome to House of Homestuck Dubs!
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We are two pals wanting to create content to feed the Homestuck community, one dub at a time!
For now, we are focused on only doing comic dubs, but future casting may be required for future projects.
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To apply, please follow these guidelines:
- PLEASE be 13+!
- Have a discord and include it in your submission!
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For your submissions, originality is extremely encouraged! "Canon" voices are not always casted; we look for inflection, enthusiasm, and delilvery/punctuality!
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When casted, we will message you on discord (under the name Kyuferi), have a brief conversation on availability and scheduling, and then you will be added to a discord server.
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Thank you for reading! Happy submitting! <3
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For John, we picture an average, mid-range (slightly high?) voice, with slight nasal. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
it is like that scene in con air, i will give her the bunny like i am nick cage fresh out of the slammer. i wish i had a filthy wifebeater on, oh well.
that’s me! i am the rose human. look at me, i am so smart with all these snooty words and complicated things to say. i am the queen of books.
i don’t know why you guys are doing this to yourselves.
all this time jackassery, it’s giving me a headache.
For Rose, we picture a medium range voice with traces of snark in most everything she says, but with confidence. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
Mr. Strider, have you considered that what you actually dread is to have your urban rhythms exposed for what they truly are, which is, clinically speaking, just shy of ‘da bomb’?
I’ve done nothing but wait for boys to play this game with me all day. First John lollygagging with the client, and then you with the server, downright filibustering my existence with unending fraternal melee. And yet a girl, one who didn’t even own the game, was able to connect with you minutes after you connected with me.
Listening to you conjure imagery of my mother in her underpants is definitely keeping us buoyed high above this swirling Freudian hellhole.
For Dave, we picture a medium-low voice, with intense irony in most everything he says, but with confidence. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
you can see everything that goes on right. or like smell it or whatever. how does that even work. how do you use a computer and know whats going on it doesnt make sense
i dont know what it smells like or tastes like but i sure as hell know what it looks like. like a fuckin symphony on my retinas. shit is beautiful like a little vermilion picnic on my hands
man terezi doesnt need an intervention
she just drinks a lot of soda
its red fizzy shitwater dude who cares
For Jade, we picture a high-medium voice with a bit of nasal, and slightly aloof in most things she says. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
is he not a nice guy? hmmm…. well maybe hes just been through some tough times. maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt?
i figured id get a good head start to avoid all the drama you guys are always getting into
such a bunch of drama queens!!!
so how does it feel to be a BIG TIME HERO mister braveybrave mcheropants
For Aradia's alive voice, we'd prefer a medium voice with cheer and pep.
For Aradia's dead voice, we'd prefer a very monotonous medium-low voice.
For Aradia's robot voice, we'd prefer a medium voice with lots of anger in her words with a robot overlay.
(Feel free to add your own twist!)
ALIVE: theres no better time and there are so many corpses here to work with. is everybody ok with that? do you want to have a big corpse party? we can incinerate the remains in the sun it will be just glorious.
SOULBOT: did y0u pr0gram this r0b0t t0 have feelings f0r y0u?
R0MANTIC FEELINGS???DEAD: s0llux i actually w0uld like it if you were happy
For Tavros, we'd prefer a medium-high voice with rasp and whine, and a lot of insecurity. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
iT’S JUST THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE COCK OF THE WALK’S HOT SHIT
bUT WHEN IN FACT YOU ARE NOT, mORE LIKE YOU ARE,
sOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH THE COCK OF THE WALK’S HOT SHIT,
bUT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE COCK’S SHIT,wHICH IS OK, wITH ME, bECAUSE, tO BE HONEST, sEEING YOUR WHOLE BIG CONFUSING FUTURE AND PAST IS, kIND OF OVERWHELMING, iTS SO COMPLICATED, aND, i DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT i SHOULD BE ACCOMPLISHING,
oKAYYYY, mY BROMO SAPIEN, r U READY, tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE, bY A DOPE SMACKED, TRINKED OUT, SMOTHER FUDGING, tROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
For Sollux, we'd prefer a medium-low voice with a heavy lisp (when alive, not when dead), and snark. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
DEAD: fr0m n0w 0n i sh0uld just wear a shirt that says d0n’t ask me ab0ut my disability 0r my m0rtality. then everything w0uld be fine.
ALIVE: eheheh ii ju2t took an embarra22iing viideo of you cuttiing loo2e there, boy ii 2ure hope thii2 juiicy nugget doe2nt wiind up on the iinternet!
ALIVE: ii’ll ju2t be over here waiitiing two diie wiith diigniity, ok well maybe iit'2 two late for that, but ju2t diie ii gue22, and y'all can 2uck iit biitche2.
For Karkat, we'd prefer a medium voice with rasp and a lot of anger and passion. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
YEAH, EXACTLY, NUMSKULL. LET’S JUST HAVE OUR CHAT, THEN IT CAN NATURALLY OCCUR TO YOU TO BE AN IDIOT IN THE DUE COURSE OF TIME.
YOUR BRITTLE HUMAN CALCIUM BASED SKULL IS WHAT IS WEAK, AND IF YOU AND I WERE IN THE PROXIMITY OF A BLUNT INSTRUMENT I WOULDN’T HAVE MUCH TROUBLE PROVING IT.
REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!
For Nepeta, we'd prefer a high voice with a lot of chipper enthusiasm and rolled r's. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
:33 < you are a brave kitty, just like pounce was <33
:33 < but equius already furbid me from doing that :((
:33 < not that i am listening to him, but shhhhh! :33
For Kanaya, we'd prefer a medium-low voice with an english accent (not necessary), and a lot of intelligence and confidence. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
Hello Again
Are We Friends Yet
At This Point In Time I Would Speculate That If We Are Not By Now Then It Is Probably Not To BeUm Is This A Common Sort Of Practice In Human Courtship
Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont BelongWhy Do I Got To
I Dont Got To And Every Time You Take My Help For Granted I Feel Like I Got To A Little Less
For Terezi, we'd prefer a medium-high voice with a *lot* of rasp, very snarky and unafraid. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
D4V3. G1V3 1T 4 L1TTL3 T4ST3 FOR M3. T3LL M3 WH4T HUM4N BLOOD T4ST3S L1K3. 1V3 B33N SO CUR1OUS >:]
JUST 4 COOL DUD3 4ND H1S BRO R1GHT TH3R3. 4DV3NTUR1NG THROUGH T1M3. 4ND PL4Y1NG P1NB4LL. 1N BRO H34V3N TOG3TH3R
H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4H4H4H4H4H4H44H4H4H4H4H
OH GOD 1 C4NT BR34TH3!!!!
For Vriska, we'd prefer a medium voice with strong confidence, snark, and drawn out words. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
Oh pleeeeeeeease. I hardly think I’m a 8ad person for failing to give a shit a8out a 8illion meaningless dead Nepetas, do you?!
Fuck you for ruining all my good note-taking pens and giving me this terri8le cramp in my good note-taking hand!!!!!!!!
Haha! So he’s imaginary! A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are. Made up make believe fakey fake fakes.
For Equius, we'd prefer a low voice, with slight whispering undertones, and kinda exhausted sounding. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
D --> Now tell me this, highb100d
D --> I've been roughhousing a little too hard lately
D --> I've made a bit of a mess and anyone in a position of authority would surely be % about itD --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> Mr. Zahhak rolls his eyes, which remain concealed and a100f as ever
For Soper Gamzee, we'd prefer a medium voice with a lot of "chill" to it; basically stoner.
For Sober Gamzee, we'd prefer a medium-low voice with a lot of anger, yelling on capitals and whispering on lowercase.
(Feel free to add your own twist!)
sEe MaN, i Am StRaIgHt Up TeLlInG yOu.
MiRaClEs.
iT’s LiKe, AlRiGhT, cOmPuTeRs, RiGhT?
WhAt ThE fUcK?
mIrAcLeS iS wHaT.So In ThE mEaN mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE i’M sUpPoSeD tO gEt YoU tO cOnNeCt To Me. bUt I fUcKiN sPaCeD oUt AnD fOrGoT. BeCaUsE i GuEsS i WaS wAy ToO mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl AlL uP iN tHiS sHiT, hAhAhAhAhA!
HE SAYS
all in this funny little voice
THAT IS SO
very
VERY
very
VERY
quiet
THAT
it’s time
TO GO
mother
FUCKING
kill
THEM
all.
For Eridan, we'd prefer a medium voice with nasal and an english accent, very ~wavy~ spoken. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
god damn vvris wwhys it still got to be so flippin awwkwward like this come on
wwe used to havve a good thing goin remember our campaigns
that shit wwas epic wwhere are you evven goin to find a rivvalry like thatas the prince of hope im uniquely qualified to recognize wwhen all hope is lost
all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES
For Feferi, we'd prefer a high voice with a lot of spunk, excitement, and enthusiasm. (Feel free to add your own twist!)
GLUB! (whoops, i mean glub. oh gosh, it's my ancestor!)
(i'm so nervous, i can't let her notice me. she's so unbubbleivably cool! swoonami)GLUUUUB oh fine.
I will suspend my neato quirk just for you.
I hereby renounce the royal mark of sea dweller supremacy in the interest of INT-ERSP-ECI-ES DIPLOMACY.T)(at's it. T)(is makes me sad, -Eridan, but now we )(ave to stop you. We can't let you find Jack and risk you leading )(im to us.
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