Homestuck Media Dubs - 413.fm
Project Overview
Reader: Consult fandub texts of the olden times.
Hello!
We are 413.fm, a fandubbing group obsessed with Homestuck and everything about it. We do not hold this webcomic under a magnifying glass and stare at it longingly. This is slander.
Our main goal is to have fun dubbing over and bringing multiple projects to life, such as small funny comics and textposts, but will also be doing larger scale projects along the way as we grow.
Currently casting: BETA KIDS!!
Must be 16+ to audition and for editors, there is no cap on how many character you may go for, so audition away!!
We also have a discord!!
https://discord.gg/mRbaaBFHd
Check it out cause we are cool but very very early stages so....oops!
Video Editor
Open Indefinitely, send in your amazing editing talent!
*Say something you think would fit*
Voice Actor
You'll never guess what this role is.
You have been so busy being consumed by unspeakable horror, you didn't notice someone has been trying to contact you.
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
The streets are empty. Wind skims the voids keeping neighbors apart, as if grazing the hollow of a cut reed, or say, a plundered mailbox. A familiar note is produced. It's the one Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.
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- androgynous
oh, btw... jk I was wearing a funny disguise this whole time. gotcha! hehehehe
DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU MAGICAL SON OF A BITCH? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! THAT STUNT WASN'T COOL! *YOU'RE* NOT COOL! LIKE IT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH YOU DUMPED JADE FOR NO REASON. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU! YOU AND JADE WERE OUR ROCK ON THIS SHIP! YOU HEAR ME?? OUR ROOOOOOOOCK!!!
we are kinda all related! sort of. through shared ghost slime genes. right?
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A sarcastic, highly intelligent girl who loves psychoanalysis!
- female adult
- female young adult
- female teen
I have no idea what the hell Dave is up to, or if he's any closer to recovering the game. There's some stuff I'd like to try, in case he doesn't come through.
What matters is how seeing it affected you. I think it clearly has in some way.
Ultimately, I concluded the same thing. I decided it wouldn't be a very dignified way to make an entrance. Or for that matter, a very constructive way to help out in a struggle to preserve reality. Luckily, I was able to cut it out a while ago. I admit, it wasn't easy.
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da cool guy
among them was to begin guzzling untold liters of that putrid circus cola / think of it as like a rite of passage / like something that just goes with the territory when someone you know almost imperceptibly begins turning into a juggalo / wait fuck
ok all yall settle down im getting a text / ... i cant fucking read this
so ill just say / whats next is up to you / and if later you want to talk about it / im here
Voice Actor
- female teen
- female adult
- female young adult
ive never had any sort of feeling about them or what they want which is kind of weird!!! but it seems to me like they are probably all different people and not one guy. i have counted twelve
john...are you asleep? please dont tell me you just fell asleep in your driveway!
shut up!!!!!! stop being such a damn crybaby!
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A cheerful, prank-loving, idealistic gal!
- female young adult
- female teen
- female adult
I'm still not sure what to think. But what I wanted to tell you this morning was...I had a really wild dream last night. And you were in it.
You see, Callie, your historical documents make no mention of the leader of the raid, because originally, the curtains closed early on this plucky customer. Hoo hoo!
I see. This is sounding less like a crackpot conspiracy theory by the minute!
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A loyal, verbose, deeply DEEPLY complex guy!
- male adult
- male young adult
- male teen
I've dropped some hints and tested her willingness to believe something like this. It's just not going to fly. It's way too much drop on somebody all at once if they aren't receptive.
If you actually think this even qualifies as a drawing, I'm going to have to say you are literally the worst artist who has ever existed.
I killed an agent who snuck into my room to assassinate me. I'm not sure what to do about it now. I guess I could just ditch the corpse. But it's still only a matter of time before my cover is blown.
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A retiried drunk, caring, playful wizard loving guy!
(transmasc or non-binary va's HIGHLY preferred)
- male adult
- male teen
- male young adult
- androgynous
stri dizzle / its roro L money / do u copy over
sry im listening 2 u really / but i fucked uuuuup / got to make sure jane doesnt run that file i sent
ok god / was just tryin to cheer you up / take ur mind off whatever the hell that was / you werent serious about calling off the party were you / here let me just get the chess guys to help put the table back on the roof
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A determined, quirky, and fatalistic troll!
- female young adult
- female adult
- female teen
is this a party? oh goodness i think it is OuO this is like a fun costume party for ghosts isnt it! whats the occasion?
i have learned to be at ease with the cessation of being in any form it takes, but i am not nor will i ever be the monsters handmaid. so please believe that i would never take joy from the destruction of any soul
actually i guess i c0uld kill y0u right n0w and st0p it all fr0m happening thus d00ming us all in an 0ffsh00t timeline. i might c0nsider it if we all werent d00med anyway. and if y0u werent my friend
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A gentle, anxious, yet very sweet troll!
- male adult
- male teen
- male young adult
uM, tHANKS, / i MEAN, i RESPECT THAT YOU HAVE LOTS OF, / pIRATEY BRAVADO ABOUT STUFF, aND YOU TYPE FAST ABOUT IT, bUT i THINK THIS IS FOOLISH AND NOT SENSIBLE / i WILL PROBABLY JUST GET KILLED, rEALISTICALLY,
aND ALSO, aS A WONDERFUL BONUS AND COINCIDENCE, iT HAPPENED THERE WAS A FELON ON YOUR PROPERTY,
oH ABSOLUTELY, tAKE IT FROM ME AS WHAT FACT IS TRUE, aND NOW, i FEEL EMBOLDENED TO DO BOLD THINGS THAT HEROES SHOULD DO, lIKE, sAVE THE LIFE OF A PRETTY GIRL, AND KILL THE FIENDISH OLD MAN, wHO, wHOOPS, wASN'T FIENDISH, aND YOU LOVED HIM, sORRY,
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A distant, cynical, technology obsessed troll!
- male teen
- male adult
- male young adult
fuck you and your priimadonna garbage, iim not goiing two break down 2obbiing becau2e you pa22 out at the 2iight of a liittle blood, why dont you man up.
aradiia ii would liike two apologiize, ii flew off the handle there. iit wa2 liike the handle wa2 a bald guy goiing really fa2t, and ii wa2 hii2 twoupee. 2o iim 2orry, iit wa2 my fault.
i was h0ping t0 talk with y0u a bit first, h0pe y0u d0n't mind. i mean, i kn0w he minds, but he can sm00ch my bl00dy, gummy m0uth right 0n the lisp f0r all i care. i mean lips! that's what i mean t0 say, n0w that i can.
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A brash, angry, protective troll!
- male adult
- male teen
- male young adult
ALL OF YOU, JUST ZIP YOUR CHUTES. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, LIKE THERE'S NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN THE FUTURE??? IT'S THE FUTURE FOR GOD'S SAKE, A REALM OF ENDLESS FUCKING POSSIBILITIES. NOW…BEFORE WE GET STARTED, LET'S TAKE A TOLL OF THE SITUATION AT THIS POINT IN TIME.
GROAN. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING.
IF I WASN'T SO TERRIFIED, I'D BE CONSUMED WITH ANGER, AND AS SOON AS I'M DONE COWERING IN A DARK CORNER HIDING FROM THAT HONKING MURDEROUS TOOL, I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND FILLET YOU WITH MY SICKLE.
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A romantic, cutesy, roleplaying loving troll! Mew!
- female young adult
- female adult
- female teen
i knooow! but i dont think itll be a big deal. ill just mention it casually and itll be fine im sure and then we can play in just a little bit!
youve never played a fun purrtend game with me ever even once! even karkat does it sometimes, even if he does mean it in a grumpy and insincere way…but at least its still fun!
*the especially impurrtant pouncellor looks really serious and thoughtful as she scoots her chair out from under the official courty looking table and begins to pace around thoughtfurry*
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An elegant, romantic, yet very dangerous troll!
- female adult
- female teen
- female young adult
I Do Not Understand Why You Needed To Impale My Friend To Demonstrate Your Resurrection Abilities! I Believed You! It Was Pointless And Cruel And Does Not Advance My Willingness To Cooperate With You At All!
This Is Starting To Sound A Bit Complicated. How Are We Supposed To Keep Track Of All These Villains And Heroes Coming And Going When And Where
Okay Im Laughing Pretty Hard At All That
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A silly, determined, justice obsessed troll!
- female young adult
- female adult
- female teen
I AM NOT IN CHARACTER!!! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, VRISKA! SEE? I BROUGHT MY DEADLY CANE SWORD AND COOL COIN AND EVERYTHING
CHEIF DEPUTY PYRALSPTITE CAN DO NOTHING FOR YOU NOW! NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU FROM YOUR JUDGMENT!
I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO FLIP A COIN, AND BEFORE I DID, YOU HAD TO PICK A SIDE WITHOUT TELLING M3 / GOOD HEADS OR BAD HEADS / AND YOU WERE LIKE "hey sure terezi i will hella go along with your two face thing…" WHATEVER THAT MEANS >:\
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A spiteful, cruel, and cunning spidertroll!
- female teen
- female young adult
- female adult
I know this consequence will 8e hard for you to accept, 8ut whenever you feel angry or confused a8out it, just repeat this to yourself. It should 8ecome your mantra! He is already here. Say it, John!
It's something called 8asic decency and civility you fudge8looded 8oor. Now get down on your useless wo88ly knees and apologize.
Yes!!!!!!!! That's the spirit, Redglare.
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A goofy, totally not evil, jugglo troll!
- male young adult
- male teen
- male adult
oK lIkE jUsT bE tAkIn tHiS fUcKiN tItS bOtTlE oF fUcKiN fAyGo I jUsT cRaCkEd Up OpEn. AnD hOw It'S bEiNg AlL lIkE hIsSiNg AnD sHiT. mOtHeRfUcKiN hIsSiNg MaN, wHo WeNt AlL aNd ToLd It To Do ThAt? HoW wOuLd It EvEn Do ThAt, It'S cRaZy. iT's A mIrAcLe.
HeY CaN I HeLp a tIrEd lOoKiNg bRoThEr gEt hIs mOtHeRfUcKiN NaP On? sLeEp iN ThE HoRn pIlE? oNlY 420 bOoNdOlLaRs
now i'm the last one, so i finally motherfuckin understand. I FINALLY GOT MY MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE. they were always both me. :o) AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING ME.
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A bubbly, excitable, fun seadwelling troll!
- female adult
- female young adult
- female teen
YOUR STUPID FISHY FACE IS THE DRAMA MACHINE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT WHINE AND GLUB. 38P
Why, if I'm not mistaken, you are looking a little drowsy right now. We may meet again sooner than you think.
Hey, why don't you tell me about this cool robot bunny you were making? I've been pretty glubbing curious about it! Mind if I take a look?
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the guy. hate him.
- male teen
- male adult
- male young adult
THE ALPHA MALE WHISTLES FOR HIS BITCHES. HE WILL NEED A LOYAL ENTOURAGE OF TOP FLIGHT FEMALES TO ASSIST HIM ON HIS IMPORTANT BOY JOURNEY.
NOTHING IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING EVER. JUST A LOT OF BULLSHIT LIKE THIS. WITH CAKES AND CARDS FLYING EVERY WHICH WAY. AND YOU ARE JUST SITTING THERE. FROWNING AT IT.
BUT ONE OF HIS FAITHFUL BIMBOS NEARBY THOUGHT IT WAS A *REALLY* BIG DEAL. SHE IS SWOONING HIS WAY RIGHT NOW. SHE WILL REWARD THE MALE FOR HIS MANLY DEEDS. WITH A HUMAN KISS! HERE IS WHERE THE TALE BEGINS TO GET A LITTLE. *SLOPPY* AHAHA. HAHA.
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A sweet, knowledgeable, silly lil cherub!
- female adult
- female young adult
- female teen
i am jUst astonished. not at the gUile of yoUr little ploy, bUt by the fact that yoU actUally seem to think this was a clever rUse. it is jUst so painfUlly daft, i...i am speechless!
yoU might even call it the Ultimate riddle, if that were not already codified as "a thing" in scriptUre. i have so very many theories, i woUldn't even know where to begin.
i am sorry to hear yoU're feeling Under the weather. bUt now i am wondering. hm. coUld it have been that regUlar intake of yoUr soporific liqUids was inhibiting yoUr commUnion with the void, rather than exaggerating them as i had presUmed?
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An adventurous, peculiar, socially awkward guy!
- male young adult
- male teen
- male adult
And um same goes for you about being careful what with these various rogues accosting you with foul play lately and whatnot...Because well i sure do care a lot about you too you know that.
I cant believe its already been…How long? What, like a year already since we entered? Holy moly, where does the time go.
Well damn. Looks like the egg monster took quite the spirited dump on my face this time.
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A strong, intense...really weird and sweaty troll!
- male teen
- male adult
- male young adult
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A desperate, magical, yet tragic seadwelling troll!
- male adult
- male young adult
- male teen
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