Homestuck Media Dubs - 413.fm

Homestuck Media Dubs - 413.fm

Project Overview

Reader: Consult fandub texts of the olden times.

Hello!
We are 413.fm, a fandubbing group obsessed with Homestuck and everything about it. We do not hold this webcomic under a magnifying glass and stare at it longingly. This is slander.
Our main goal is to have fun dubbing over and bringing multiple projects to life, such as small funny comics and textposts, but will also be doing larger scale projects along the way as we grow.

Currently casting: BETA KIDS!!

Must be 16+ to audition and for editors, there is no cap on how many character you may go for, so audition away!!
We also have a discord!!
https://discord.gg/mRbaaBFHd
Check it out cause we are cool but very very early stages so....oops!

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Video Editor
Video Editor
Video Editor
open
Unpaid

Open Indefinitely, send in your amazing editing talent!

  • *Say something you think would fit*

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Narrator
open
Unpaid

You'll never guess what this role is.

  • You have been so busy being consumed by unspeakable horror, you didn't notice someone has been trying to contact you.

  • A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

  • The streets are empty. Wind skims the voids keeping neighbors apart, as if grazing the hollow of a cut reed, or say, a plundered mailbox. A familiar note is produced. It's the one Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
John Egbert
open
Unpaid

A goofy, stubborn, nerdy guy!

Voice description:
  • androgynous
  • oh, btw... jk I was wearing a funny disguise this whole time. gotcha! hehehehe

  • DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU MAGICAL SON OF A BITCH? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! THAT STUNT WASN'T COOL! *YOU'RE* NOT COOL! LIKE IT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH YOU DUMPED JADE FOR NO REASON. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU! YOU AND JADE WERE OUR ROCK ON THIS SHIP! YOU HEAR ME?? OUR ROOOOOOOOCK!!!

  • we are kinda all related! sort of. through shared ghost slime genes. right?

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rose Lalonde
open
Unpaid

A sarcastic, highly intelligent girl who loves psychoanalysis!

Voice description:
  • female adult
  • female young adult
  • female teen
  • I have no idea what the hell Dave is up to, or if he's any closer to recovering the game. There's some stuff I'd like to try, in case he doesn't come through.

  • What matters is how seeing it affected you. I think it clearly has in some way.

  • Ultimately, I concluded the same thing. I decided it wouldn't be a very dignified way to make an entrance. Or for that matter, a very constructive way to help out in a struggle to preserve reality. Luckily, I was able to cut it out a while ago. I admit, it wasn't easy.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dave Strider
open
Unpaid

da cool guy

  • among them was to begin guzzling untold liters of that putrid circus cola / think of it as like a rite of passage / like something that just goes with the territory when someone you know almost imperceptibly begins turning into a juggalo / wait fuck

  • ok all yall settle down im getting a text / ... i cant fucking read this

  • so ill just say / whats next is up to you / and if later you want to talk about it / im here

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jade Harley
open
Unpaid

A fun-loving, unique, happy girl!

Voice description:
  • female teen
  • female adult
  • female young adult
  • ive never had any sort of feeling about them or what they want which is kind of weird!!! but it seems to me like they are probably all different people and not one guy. i have counted twelve

  • john...are you asleep? please dont tell me you just fell asleep in your driveway!

  • shut up!!!!!! stop being such a damn crybaby!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jane Crocker
open
Unpaid

A cheerful, prank-loving, idealistic gal!

Voice description:
  • female young adult
  • female teen
  • female adult
  • I'm still not sure what to think. But what I wanted to tell you this morning was...I had a really wild dream last night. And you were in it.

  • You see, Callie, your historical documents make no mention of the leader of the raid, because originally, the curtains closed early on this plucky customer. Hoo hoo!

  • I see. This is sounding less like a crackpot conspiracy theory by the minute!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dirk Strider
open
Unpaid

A loyal, verbose, deeply DEEPLY complex guy!

Voice description:
  • male adult
  • male young adult
  • male teen
  • I've dropped some hints and tested her willingness to believe something like this. It's just not going to fly. It's way too much drop on somebody all at once if they aren't receptive.

  • If you actually think this even qualifies as a drawing, I'm going to have to say you are literally the worst artist who has ever existed.

  • I killed an agent who snuck into my room to assassinate me. I'm not sure what to do about it now. I guess I could just ditch the corpse. But it's still only a matter of time before my cover is blown.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jake English
open
Unpaid

An adventurous, peculiar, socially awkward guy!

Voice description:
  • male young adult
  • male teen
  • male adult
  • And um same goes for you about being careful what with these various rogues accosting you with foul play lately and whatnot...Because well i sure do care a lot about you too you know that.

  • I cant believe its already been…How long? What, like a year already since we entered? Holy moly, where does the time go.

  • Well damn. Looks like the egg monster took quite the spirited dump on my face this time.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Roxy Lalonde
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rox Lalonde
open
Unpaid

A retiried drunk, caring, playful wizard loving guy!
(transmasc or non-binary va's HIGHLY preferred)

Voice description:
  • male adult
  • male teen
  • male young adult
  • androgynous
  • stri dizzle / its roro L money / do u copy over

  • sry im listening 2 u really / but i fucked uuuuup / got to make sure jane doesnt run that file i sent

  • ok god / was just tryin to cheer you up / take ur mind off whatever the hell that was / you werent serious about calling off the party were you / here let me just get the chess guys to help put the table back on the roof

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Aradia Megido
open
Unpaid

A determined, quirky, and fatalistic troll!

Voice description:
  • female young adult
  • female adult
  • female teen
  • is this a party? oh goodness i think it is OuO this is like a fun costume party for ghosts isnt it! whats the occasion?

  • i have learned to be at ease with the cessation of being in any form it takes, but i am not nor will i ever be the monsters handmaid. so please believe that i would never take joy from the destruction of any soul

  • actually i guess i c0uld kill y0u right n0w and st0p it all fr0m happening thus d00ming us all in an 0ffsh00t timeline. i might c0nsider it if we all werent d00med anyway. and if y0u werent my friend

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Tavros Nitram
open
Unpaid

A gentle, anxious, yet very sweet troll!

Voice description:
  • male adult
  • male teen
  • male young adult
  • uM, tHANKS, / i MEAN, i RESPECT THAT YOU HAVE LOTS OF, / pIRATEY BRAVADO ABOUT STUFF, aND YOU TYPE FAST ABOUT IT, bUT i THINK THIS IS FOOLISH AND NOT SENSIBLE / i WILL PROBABLY JUST GET KILLED, rEALISTICALLY,

  • aND ALSO, aS A WONDERFUL BONUS AND COINCIDENCE, iT HAPPENED THERE WAS A FELON ON YOUR PROPERTY,

  • oH ABSOLUTELY, tAKE IT FROM ME AS WHAT FACT IS TRUE, aND NOW, i FEEL EMBOLDENED TO DO BOLD THINGS THAT HEROES SHOULD DO, lIKE, sAVE THE LIFE OF A PRETTY GIRL, AND KILL THE FIENDISH OLD MAN, wHO, wHOOPS, wASN'T FIENDISH, aND YOU LOVED HIM, sORRY,

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sollux Captor
open
Unpaid

A distant, cynical, technology obsessed troll!

Voice description:
  • male teen
  • male adult
  • male young adult
  • female child
  • fuck you and your priimadonna garbage, iim not goiing two break down 2obbiing becau2e you pa22 out at the 2iight of a liittle blood, why dont you man up.

  • aradiia ii would liike two apologiize, ii flew off the handle there. iit wa2 liike the handle wa2 a bald guy goiing really fa2t, and ii wa2 hii2 twoupee. 2o iim 2orry, iit wa2 my fault.

  • i was h0ping t0 talk with y0u a bit first, h0pe y0u d0n't mind. i mean, i kn0w he minds, but he can sm00ch my bl00dy, gummy m0uth right 0n the lisp f0r all i care. i mean lips! that's what i mean t0 say, n0w that i can.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Karkat Vantas
open
Unpaid

A brash, angry, protective troll!

Voice description:
  • male adult
  • male teen
  • male young adult
  • ALL OF YOU, JUST ZIP YOUR CHUTES. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, LIKE THERE'S NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN THE FUTURE??? IT'S THE FUTURE FOR GOD'S SAKE, A REALM OF ENDLESS FUCKING POSSIBILITIES. NOW…BEFORE WE GET STARTED, LET'S TAKE A TOLL OF THE SITUATION AT THIS POINT IN TIME.

  • GROAN. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING.

  • IF I WASN'T SO TERRIFIED, I'D BE CONSUMED WITH ANGER, AND AS SOON AS I'M DONE COWERING IN A DARK CORNER HIDING FROM THAT HONKING MURDEROUS TOOL, I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND FILLET YOU WITH MY SICKLE.

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