Jane Crocker

I'm still not sure what to think. But what I wanted to tell you this morning was...I had a really wild dream last night. And you were in it.

You see, Callie, your historical documents make no mention of the leader of the raid, because originally, the curtains closed early on this plucky customer. Hoo hoo!

I see. This is sounding less like a crackpot conspiracy theory by the minute!