Homestuck Full Fandub
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I B3T YOU C4NT W41T TO B3 4 US3L3SS P13C3 OF SH1T 4LL D4Y 4ND F4LL DOWN 4LL TH3S3 BURNS
YOU W1LL QU1CKLY M33T SOM3 FR13NDLY CROCOD1L3S. TH3Y W1LL TRY TO 34T YOU. BUT TH4T 1S JUST TH31R W4Y OF B31NG FR13NDLY!
JOHN STOP HUGG1NG THOS3 S4L4M4ND3RS 4ND B31NG SO STUPIDLY 4DOR4BLE
sEe MaN, i Am StRaIgHt Up TeLlInG yOu.
MiRaClEs.
iT’s LiKe, AlRiGhT, cOmPuTeRs, RiGhT?
WhAt ThE fUcK?
mIrAcLeS iS wHaT.MaN yOu KnOw YoU wAnNa GiVe My HoRnS a GoOd SqUeEzE. :o)
HE SAYS all in this funny little voice THAT IS SO very VERY very VERY quiet THAT it’s time TO GO mother FUCKING kill THEM all.
I like wizards. What I don’t like is my mother’s obsession with feigning interest in them to antagonize me.
Then we’re agreed; you are hellbent upon literally seizing his shrill, bearded livestock.
I’ll assist you.
Mehehe, Kanasta,
U so
Wordy. ;)
I command you to have free will and do as you please
And continue being bothersome and unpredictably destructive
I mean
If you wantArchery is among the highest and most e%ceptional crafts, held in tremendous regard by the most a100f classes for centuries
This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
i like to be nice to people when i can, and when they are nice to me
and that is really really shitty!!!!!!
i am so tired of it, and i am done talking to you forever
bye karkat, it was awful knowing you!ok, i appreciate the THOUGHT of an apology, but i dont know if it really counts if you are just going to pawn off responsibility on your "past self" again!
You know what, whatever. When this is all over, I guess he'll have to deal with a little sneezing now and then, 8ut he'll ALSO have a 8unch of totally sick godlike powers.
Anyway I can't stand around all day yacking a8out this.
All in all this was a really minor chore to take care of.
I've got MUCH 8igger fish to fry out here in the ring.
Give my 8est to everyone there, and good luck with the fight!!!!!!!!Haha! So he’s imaginary! A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are. Made up make believe fakey fake fakes.
that’s an ugly rumor. whoever told you that is a filthy liar. and you should probably stop hitting on him all the time or whatever.
oh man, i must be getting closer to the conversations where you’re trolling me harder! this is pretty exciting, i can’t wait to see what you’ve got up your sleeve.
HAHA DAVE, I THINK ALL THIS LAUGHING MADE ME POOP IN MY PANTS TOO HARD.
Is that a note of bitterness directed at your superstar brother I am detecting?
LET’S KISS A WHOLE LOT AND GET MARRIED! THEN LET’S HAVE BABIES!
YOU WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH ME DON’T YOU JAKE?
I AM SICK.
AND FUCKING TIRED.
TO DEATH
OF YOUR INSUFFERABLE BLITHERING BULLSHIT!!!!!!
lol jake english w a hangover everyone
slow clapdoing literally the frenchest of possible sighs over here
its wearing a lopsided beret in the city of goddamn light falling in FUCKING loveMARRY ME AN HAFE MY BOIBIES!!!!!!!!!!!
just one of those little joys in life you take for granted you know
this miraculous gift of visionoh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
safer than some flintstone vitamins in a bottle
keep twisting junior all you get is clicks
I think i might be an asshole.
DIE FISH HITLER DIE! I WONT LET YOU KILL MY PEOPLE!
Rest assured it feels like a brood of anxious vermin is making its most valiant effort to escape from my skull.
You are going to throw whoever is responsible into the slammer. You always call jail the slammer when you are extra angry at crimes.
You figure you’ll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don’t want to see the Dave corpses start to pile up. Especially if one of them winds up being you.
There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won’t be falling for THAT one again any time soon.
A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.
Get away from me! I have a sword!!
I’ll use it, I swear! It’s sharp! And it’s awesome! And… It’s a sword!!!Why have you activated dear, sweet Huggy Bear. Are you in danger?
I’M TOO FUCKING COOL FOR THIS!!!!!
by skaias gUiding light, yoU may leave behind its tUrning arms of bright coloUrs and mayhem, and secUre peace for yoUr cosmic progeny for all dUration.
i'm sorry. i am not having the best day. u_u
when i sleep and visit prospit, i see nothing bUt storm cloUds in skaia now. my great big lovely ball of blUe has been cloUding over. soon i fear it will be completely black, and the kingdom will be shroUded in darkness.
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FROG MEN IS STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL.
DRAWING IS EASY. DON’T LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOU IT ISN’T. YOU WORK HARD. AND HONE YOUR CRAFT. AND IGNORE THE HATERS. UNTIL YOU ARE IN. “THE ZONE”
BUT SINCE I AM YOUR PATRON MANBRO. I WILL PUT ASIDE THOSE FEELINGS. AND ATTEMPT TO BE A LITTLE MORE GAY.
REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!
OK THAT’S YOUR CUE TO LAUGH AT ME SOME MORE I GUESS. BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO REALLY GET OFF WHENEVER I FLAME YOU.
MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
s0llux i actually w0uld like it if you were happy
n0
0r yes
yes theres n0thing
and n0 y0u cantin my experience the specific path you travel out here is very important
if we did not trace that exact path in that amount of time i doubt we ever would have found the right location
in fact it may never have been found by anyone
tHERE ARE LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS, aLL THE TIME, aNYWAY,
tOO MANY EXPLOSIONS,oH, gOODNESS, tHERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON, aND THERE IS A LOT OF TROUBLE THAT YOU ARE IN, bUT, wHAT IT COMES DOWN TO IS, iS THAT YOU DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME ANYWAY,
sOMEONE SAID i SHOULD GIVE MY SELF ESTEEM A NAME, aND TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT i SAY, tO MAKE SURE i DON’T HURT HIS FEELINGS,
dont bother me iim not iin the mood.
ii could pull 2o much triippy 2hiit out of my 2piinal creviice, iit would make your head 2piin liike dervii2h iin a fuckiing blender.
thii2 ii2 2o iimmature, iim ba2iically ju2t laughiing here at how iimmature you are.
*ac pawses and looks up with a little bit of chagrin*
i forgot i have to talk to someone else about this
i have b33n purrcrastinating :((*ct purrplexes over where he put that important wrench that he n33ded for building a fancy robot or something*
*he says, now where did that silly old wrench go??*
Is This Your Human Sarcasm That Ive Heard About That You Always Use And That Is Basically A Terrible Way To Communicate
Um Is This A Common Sort Of Practice In Human Courtship
Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont BelongKarkats Notion Of A Curse Is Inseparable From His Perception Of Events As Intrinsically Negative And As Tailored To His Personal Dissatisfaction
its hard
being a kid and growwing up
its hard and nobody understandsi just needed for someone to showw a little faith in me so im sayin thanks i owwe ya
and if not for the interdimensional divvide keepin us apart honestly i dont doubt our rivvalry could be brewwin outright pitch
Don't be ridiculous. T)(ey are not as dreadful as t)(ey look.
In fact, t)(ey are quite )(elpful if you know )(ow to talk to t)(em!T)(anks. I )(ope I didn't jeopardize our friends)(ip wit)( t)(at little stunt! 38)
It's ok, really! We were s)(aring some feelings about stuff. Sollux was feeling bummed out because Aradia blew up, and s)(e was )(is very close friend.
That remains for you to find out, dear! For you see, the journey you are about to take is The Ultimate Riddle!
But that would not serve your purpose well!
There is a very good reason why you should build up to it. And then keep building!
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