You are going to throw whoever is responsible into the slammer. You always call jail the slammer when you are extra angry at crimes.

You figure you’ll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don’t want to see the Dave corpses start to pile up. Especially if one of them winds up being you.

There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won’t be falling for THAT one again any time soon.
A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.