that’s an ugly rumor. whoever told you that is a filthy liar. and you should probably stop hitting on him all the time or whatever.

oh man, i must be getting closer to the conversations where you’re trolling me harder! this is pretty exciting, i can’t wait to see what you’ve got up your sleeve.

HAHA DAVE, I THINK ALL THIS LAUGHING MADE ME POOP IN MY PANTS TOO HARD.