We (as in me and the other project owners) are Homestuck fans who decided they'd like to do a fan dub of the comic!
Just so you know, you can get multiple roles. All the roles left out are either already taken or aren't needed for now.
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This is the main narrator of the comic! A very clear voice is needed, but it can be pretty much however you want as long as it is somewhat "normal" and easy to understand. Nothing too crazy!
You think that is enough fooling around. It is time to get down to business again. The serious business of being an important and heroic leader.
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The exhibit of depravity maxes out your side of the HORSESHITOMETER.
You had this girl wrong all along. She is an utter buffoon.
Let's see how they like the old doublebarrel latherblaster WHOOPS OH SHIT.
John is one of the four beta kids in the comic.
JOHN: I'M the pastures.
JOHN: and now his mule is grazing all over them, while he has a good laugh.
JOHN: aw, man. :(
JOHN: i just wanted to have a nice catch-up chat, not get so transparently owned at the trollmances.
EB: oh yeah...
EB: what's up with the alchemiter?
EB: it looks weird.
TT: Ok.
TT: Consider me fully briefed on the matter of stairs.
TT: Now if you don't mind, it's hard enough to concentrate on this without immersing ourselves in Strider's non sequitur.
TT: Years?
TT: It's so hard to tell when you're joking.
TT: Or if you're even capable of it.
TT: Let's make shit take place.
Dave is one of the four beta kids in the comic.
TG: and had fuckall to do with your coin or randomness or luck
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: that sounds about like something id do if i were you
DAVE: which i am
TG: ive got a lot of shit on my plate
TG: i am sort of a big deal ok?
JANE: I hope I don't sound like too much of a dream bubble novice, but,
JANE: Now that we've remembered we're asleep, how do we...
JANE: Wake up?
GG: Hmm.
GG: Everything, I guess. I'd like to get completely up to speed, if possible.
GG: Oh.
GG: Then what's the problem?
Roxy is one of the four alpha kids in the comic.
TG: u a holes are behaving straight up RUDE i dont need this shit
TG: fuuuuuuuck AAAAAAAAAAALL YAAAAAAAAAAALL
TG: *beiuetuifiul
TG: was an intentional typo 4 ur benefit
TG: cuz i kno you loves tha po's
ROXY: we should probably focus on bringing our loved ones back to life first
Dirk is one of the four alpha kids in the comic.
TT: That's your opinion, I guess. That's cool.
TT: They were swept into office on a wave of Faygo, and the presidential inauguration was the biggest Gathering of the Juggalos of all time.
TT: They all hosed each other down on the Whitehouse lawn with shitty soda. The "D.C." in the capital thereafter officially stood for "Dark Carnival."
TT: Minus n is so you don't pair people up with themselves. That wouldn't make sense.
Jake is one of the four alpha kids in the comic.
GT: I mean...
GT: Even aloofier and brusquier than usual!
GT: Also you use the phrase "it seems" a lot. Its so silly it really blows the AI immersion man.
GT: I mean...
GT: Shucks buster. If i knew how to make it up to you i would.
GT: If it ameliorates matters any i am sighing pretty much the shucksiest buster of contrition i can manage.
GT: Im sorry then if thats the case.
Tavros is one of the twelve beta trolls in the comic.
AT: i DON'T THINK i WILL GIVE INTO BAD SELF ESTEEM THIS TIME ABOUT THIS,
AT: iT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY CONFIDENT ABOUT STUFF, DON'T YOU AGREE,
AT: bUT i DON'T KNOW IF SHE WAS JOKING ABOUT IT,
AT: iT MIGHT BE A JOKE, uHH, i DON'T KNOW, bUT i DID IT ANYWAY,
AT: sO WHERE DO YOU THINK, iS THE NEXT ONE,
Sollux is one of the twelve beta trolls in the comic.
PTA: eheheheheh KK iim ba2iically ju2t lmao here at thii2, WOW.
TA: are you me22iing wiith me??
TA: you do realiize iim p2ychiic two.
TA: ii could pull 2o much triippy 2hiit out of my 2piinal creviice, iit would make your head 2piin liike dervii2h iin a fuckiing blender.
TA: and no one beliieved me.
TA: and now look at you all.
TA: all beliieviing me 2uddenly HMM UNCANNY.
Nepeta is one of the twelve beta trolls in the comic.
AC: :33 < *ac pawses and looks up with a little bit of chagrin*
AC: :33 < i forgot i have to talk to someone else about this
AC: :33 < i have b33n purrcrastinating :((
CAC: :33 < what if he promises to behave himself?
NEPETA: :33 < yes, i have tried to make friends with her, but so far she thinks i am just teasing her!!!!
NEPETA: :33 < its pretty furstrating. i will purrsevere though
Equius is one of the twelve beta trolls in the comic.
CT: D --> If you're 100king for a 100phole through which you may e%tract concessions from me, you'll have to 100k elsewhere
CT: D --> Fine
CT: D --> Then let's proceed with the plan in a curt and professional manner
CT: D --> Yes, we're in absolute agreement
Gamzee is one of the twelve beta trolls in the comic.
TC: It'S cOoL wE cOuLd AlL uP aNd MoThErFuCkIn OpEn Up A lItTlE bIt WiTh EaCh OtHeR.
TC: lIkE bRoS.
TC: If ThErE's StUfF yOu WaNt To GeT oFf YoUr ChEsT dUdE, lIkE i SaId I'm FuCkIn HeRe FoR a MoThErFuCkEr.
TC: A FiSt fUlL Of sTaRdUsT'S WhAt's pOoFiN My fAcE
TC: A MiLlIoN HoRnS HoNkIn rAcKeTs iN PiLeS
TC: A OnE WhEeL DeViCe wHaT CaN RoCkEt iN StYlE
TC: Is sHiT ThAt wHaT I WiSh fOr
TC: BeCaUsE... (MoThErFuCkIn cHoRuS BrO)
TC: I'M AlL A FiRm bElIeVeR At tHe mIrAcLeS
TC: hAvE yOu EvEr EvEn SeEn ThE oCeAn?
TC: oR i MeAn SmElLeD iT...
TC: SoRrY.
Eridan is one of the twelve beta trolls in the comic.
CA: i was totally fuckin fine my ambitions were noble
CA: and really none of your fuckin business QUITE FRANKLY your majesty
CA: i am one sad fuckin brinesucker
CA: overemotional sappy trash youre right im not better than anybody
CA: im worse than anybody
CA: EVERYBODY
CA: all the bodies
CA: you are slingin around such a bloody mess of slander wwith these accusations
Rufioh is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
RUFIOH: he 1s my happy thought after all. 1 can't really br1ng myself to do much w1thout h1m... l1ke fly... f1ght... crow...
RUFIOH: er... know what? not sure, doll!
RUFIOH: he could just be a memory f1gment or someth1ng l1ke that. or maybe he's really h1s ghost...
RUFIOH: uh...
RUFIOH: you ok, bro?
Mituna is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
MITUNA: H3 JU57 8R0K3 MY 5K4T3 804RD 1N H4LF 4ND W4LK3D 4W4Y
MITUNA: N0 0Y0 P135H3 0FF 1ND107 FUGG1NG G4R484G3
MITUNA: 1M 50RRY
MITUNA: 8U73 4L50
MITUNA: FUCH Y0UR 4ND Y0UR FUCKY CHUMPHY 5UCKYFUCK FR0NGHUMPH1NG 8R1ND3 573M R1G7H UP3 Y0UR 5H17F7Y PH3L5M504K3D PR083CHU7H3 71L7 1Z 5UCK 4ZZ 8171CH 15 5UCKKY 5UCHY FUCK37Y 5UCKH0L3 FUCKY FCUK3Y FUCK FUCK FUCK
Kankri is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
KANKRI: Well...
KANKRI: 9k. I'll interrupt my imperative m9n9l...dial9gue just this 9nce.
KANKRI: F9r y9u.
KANKRI: Well, I wasn't g9ing t9 attempt t9 make any s9rt 9f physical c9ntact with y9u, and even if I did, I have n9 d9u6t that y9u w9uld 6e a6le t9 maneuver away fr9m my grasp 9n y9ur speedy little platf9rm. Either way, I'm m9re than c9ntent t9 let y9u escape in any directi9n 9f y9ur ch99sing, if that's y9ur wish.
KANKRI: I feel I sh9uld jump in here at this m9ment, 6ef9re this escalates any further, and we start thr9wing ar9und hateful rhet9ric that we can't take 6ack.
Meulin is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
MEULIN: (=^?^=) < THEY ARE MY PERFECT PRECIOUS GAY LITTLE BABIES!!!!!!!!!
MEULIN: ~(=^?^)? < BUT DON'T WORRY, MY POLICKSY WITH SUCH LICENTIOUS MATERIAL IS THE SAME AS IT'S ALWAYS B33N. I WILL NOT SHOW A SOUL UNTIL I HAVE SHOWN IT TO YOU AND THE YOUNGER VANTAS, AND YOU BOTH APPURRVE. I PROMISE!!!
MEULIN: (=^-?-^=) < OMG AREN'T THE JUST SO PERF???
Porrim is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
PORRIM: Ro+lling my eyes here.
PORRIM: Can yo+u see? Do+ yo+u want me to+ light them up fo+r yo+u?
Porrim: Uh... sure. So+ this is a party? So+unds like fun!
PORRIM: I think he might be entertaining so+me delusio+n o+f taking him under his wing.
PORRIM: Or if no+t his wing, the red fuzzy arm o+f his sweater.
Latula is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
LATULA: you f1n4lly m4d3 1t! h1gh f1v3!!!
LATULA: bro!!!! 1 h34r youv3 b33n h4ssl1ng th3 n3w k1dz. wh4t 1s UP w1th th4t???
LATULA: n3v3r r34lly thought 4bout 1t. but now th4t you m3nt1on 1t, th4t outcom3 m4k3s 4ll sorts of s3ns3 to m3.
Aranea is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
ARANEA: For such a service, I will require nothing short of the large gold statue in your palace. I think you know which one I'm talking a8out.
ARANEA: Then you don't care at all, is that it? My waiting here all this time to see you means nothing?
ARANEA: And for a page, the journey to reach his full potential is longer than it is for any other class.
ARANEA: 8ut once that journey is over, how fearsome he 8ecomes!
Horuss is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
HORUSS: 8=D < So true, friend. Your wisdom truly transcends your degenerate, mildly nauseating mutant b100d.
HORUSS: 8=D < Knowing myself to be hoofbeastkin was only grazing the surface of the pasture. Merely skimming the cream from the top of the milk. I was so much more.
HORUSS: 8=D < F*DDLEST*%. Please pardon my utterly e%ecrable language, and unforgivable stammering, your Horseness.
HORUSS: 8=D < I am a bale of nerves in your royal presence, and it has been so long.
Kurloz is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
KURLOZ: I COME BEARING THEE FINAL JOLLY ACCOUTREMENT MY FAITHFUL INVERTEBROTHER
KURLOZ: THY BARDLY REGALIA IS DONE AND FUCKING DUSTED BY THE SPECIAL STARS THEMSELVES
KURLOZ: ON THIS DAY THE DARK CARNIVAL REJOICED AND SAID IT WAS MONEY
KURLOZ: NOW BRING TO LIFE OUR WICKED RUSE WITH APLOMB MY NINJA
KURLOZ: TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM .
KURLOZ: EXCELLENT WORK, MY MAGE
KURLOZ: WITH THIS MOST RIGHTEOUS MOTHER FUCKIN PELVIC APPAREL, THE WICKED ENSEMBLE IS NOW COMPLETE
Cronus is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
CRONUS: an aggressivwe space. ivwe been trying to cool it, be more introspectivwe, search my feelings, vwork on my music.
CRONUS: meenah? vwhered you go?
CRONUS: crud, she vwalked avway vwhile i vwas saying stuff.
CRONUS: really blewv that one in record time.
CRONUS: id lovwe to help. you knowv howv i lovwe to help out, and be there for attractivwe people. thats kind of my thing?
Meenah is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
MEENAH: wheels
MEENAH: irons
MEENAH: aranea what
MEENAH: mindfang what are you even planning
MEENAH: you gonna meddle?
MEENAH: you gonna meddle i just know it UGH
MEENAH: aw youre tha best serket cmere 38*
MEENAH: S)(-ELL O)( S)(-ELL
MEENAH: like you could give a fuck about saving reality and or wouldnt just be a huge backstabbin liability out there
Damara is one of the twelve alpha trolls in the comic.
DAMARA: 私の体内に入る。または。私はあなたを破壊するだろう。
DAMARA: さらに。あなたは私にはできません。あなたは私を性交することができない場合。
DAMARA: 彼はあなたの幽霊を食べるようになる。彼は現実そのものを消費するからである。
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