Jane
Hey! I'd just like to announce that the role for Jane Crocker is now open, again! Feel free to audition. :)
Homestuck (ALPHAS) Voice Acting
Project Overview
Hello! This is a non-profit Homestuck voices thing. We will be playing Cards Against Humanity with certain groups of trolls and kids. I will be voice acting two characters, and my friends will be doing some others as well. Depending on how well this goes, we might do some shitposts and fandubs on our channel. Please be committed to your role if you are casted! We won't have scripts for the CAH games, but we ask that you act like your character. It will be like improv! If you need help figuring out your characters personality, you can ask me or the director about it.
Rules
Please have a decent mic! It doesn't have to be godly, but please get rid of any background noise or static you may have. Also, be nice to everyone who auditions or gets cast, no hate here please. You also need discord if you get cast, so please make/have an account ahead of time. Last but not least, have fun!
(P.S. You don't need to read all of Homestuck, just have knowledge about your character and their interactions with some other characters. If you need help with anything like this ask me or the director before the CAH games.)
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Voice Actor
Jane Crocker
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
aurorainsanity
I imagine Jane to sound somewhat high pitched yet mature. She speaks with perfect grammar and is very polite to most.
GG: The word shalln't escape my vocabulary any longer, just as you SHALLN'T nitpick my language! That's my turf you're on, buster.
GG: Sheesh, I can't believe you all finally got me saying "Batterwitch" too. Who would have thought?
Say whatever you think would fit, since this is going to be a lot of improv!
Voice Actor
Jake English
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Deathlyreaper527
I always imagined Jake to have a natural english accent (obviously) and sound somewhat goofy.
GT: You always go down guns blazing. Thats what a hero does when he loves adventure and has guns.
JAKE: OVER MY DEAD BODY AM I GONNA LET YOU STICK A PAIR OF STINKIN JUGGALOS IN THE WHITEHOUSE!
Say whatever you think would fit, since there is a lot of improv.
Voice Actor
Roxy Lalonde
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Unpaid
I imagined Roxy to sound somewhat like a valley girl, but and unintentional valley girl. I don't think she's ditzy and you have to sound somewhat good while drunk.
TG: hay janey
TG: how u holdin up girlROXY: wow
ROXY: u rly think she can tell me how to do thatSay whatever would fit, there's going to be a lot of improv.
Voice Actor
Dirk Strider
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
JohntaAsTenzo
I always imagined Dirk to have a semi deep voice, and be very smooth. No voice cracks or anything like that, and he is more mature sounding.
TT: Then what am I supposed to be able to do as a Prince? Like, rule over souls in a pompous, regal manner?
DIRK: God damn.
DIRK: They're so smooth.
DIRK: A car could swerve outta control on those gams.Say whatever you think fits, there will be a lot of improv.
Voice Actor
Damara Megido
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
flyingturtle
I imagine Damara to sound very sexual and alluring, like she'd steal your man with one sentence. A seductress, if you will. It would be nice if you could speak some Japanese (and translate it for us), but if you cannot it's alright.
DAMARA: Let us bring our ass together. Participate in common orgasm. At the end of everything, we are surrounded.
DAMARA: You should make sure that my genitals like ghosts have sexual climax. You need to do it with your vision horse's penis.
Say whatever you think fits, there will be improv.
Voice Actor
Rufioh Nitram
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Unpaid
I don't think Rufioh would sound anything like Tavros, but you can basically do any voice you think fits for Rufioh.
RUFIOH: ha, yeah that's r1ght... 1'm a "m*tant"... don't tell kankr1 1 sa1d that! he's my boy, but you know how he's not down w1th l1ngo l1ke that...
RUFIOH: err... haha. that's cool... but yeah, that's f1ne. really 1 can d1g the look, 1 guess. just do whatever you're feel1ng w1th 1t...
Say whatever you think fits.
Voice Actor
Mituna Captor
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Karklesprite
I imagine Mituna to have a lisp like Sollux, and sound somewhat childish. I also would like to think he's quite aggressive and sounds a little high pitched at times.
MITUNA: FUCH Y0UR 4ND Y0UR FUCKY CHUMPHY 5UCKYFUCK FR0NGHUMPH1NG 8R1ND3 573M R1G7H UP3 Y0UR 5H17F7Y PH3L5M504K3D PR083CHU7H3 71L7 1Z 5UCK 4ZZ 8171CH 15 5UCKKY 5UCHY FUCK37Y 5UCKH0L3 FUCKY FCUK3Y FUCK FUCK FUCK
Mituna: S0M30N3 15 70U5H1NG M3. 7H15 N33D5 70 570P
Say whatever you think fits, there will be improv.
Voice Actor
Kankri Vantas
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
PieGuyThe3rd
I think Kankri would sound very proper and mature, yet passive aggressive in his rants. Like if someone were to make fun of something you enjoyed and you were now triggered.
KANKRI: 9ne m9ment please, Karkat. I'm g9ing t9 wander ar9und 6riefly, in an aut9n9m9us fashi9n. I kn9w y9u're very excited t9 c9ntinue 9ur discussi9n, and I pr9mise I'll return very sh9rtly s9 that we may resume. Just remain standing here in this exact sp9t, while y9u take time t9 let the wisd9m 9f my w9rds take r99t in y9ur heart, and try n9t t9 wander 9ff with any69dy, 9k? 6e right 6ack.
KANKRI: 6e me? I...
KANKRI: I'm n9t sure if that's...Say something that sounds like Kankri, and be prepared to rant via improv.
Voice Actor
Meulin Leijon
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Unpaid
I always imagined Meulin to sound like Nepeta, but not as high pitched. Definitely a lot of cat puns and you have to be able to roll your R's.
MEULIN: (=^?^=) < H3333333! IT'S TRUE, I JUST KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!
MEULIN: (=x?x=) < _DIES_MEULIN: (^-?-^) < THEY ARE ALL SO PERFECTLY ADORABLE.
MEULIN: (^�?�^ ) < EACH IS LITTERALLY MORE PRECIOUS AND PURRFECT THAN THE LAST.Say something you think would fit.
Voice Actor
Porrim Maryam
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Vyn Vox
I imagined Porrim to sound proper like Kanaya, yet more seductive.
PORRIM: Hurdles? Kanny, yo+u sho+uld serio+usly sto+p o+verthinking this stuff. Even I do+n't kno+w what yo+u're talking abo+ut mo+st o+f the time.
PORRIM: Sigh...
PORRIM: Why are yo+u always so+ co+ntrary with me? To+ be ho+nest, I think yo+ur need to+ "rebel" against whatever I suggest is what drives yo+ur dismissal o+f my views mo+re than anything abo+ut the views themselves.Say whatever you think would fit.
Voice Actor
Latula Pyrope
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
noodlenoop
I always imagined Latula to sound kind of raspy like Terezi, yet super rad. Kind of like your stereotypical cool and badass skater girl voice.
LATULA: why dont you s4v3 h1m som3 gr13f 4nd g1v3 h1m on3 of your old m3moz?
LATULA: 4h4h4h, r3m3mb3r thoz3??? how m4ny sw33ps d1d you sp3nd try1ng to forc3 us to r34d th4t tr4sh?LATULA: 4lw4ys thought sh3 w4s 4 s3lf 4bsorb3d snooz3, 1f you r34lly w4nt to know.
Say something you think would fit, there will be improv involved.
Voice Actor
Aranea Serket
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Unpaid
I imagined Aranea to sound proper and mature, and you have to be able to ramble your ass off. She loves telling LONG stories.
ARANEA: When you inevita8ly start going on at length a8out your weaknesses, there are sure to 8e some eavesdroppers taking notes!
ARANEA: To unlock his true quest, he was forced to undergo a series of excruci8tingly tedious trials.
ARANEA: Only then would the way to the planet's core 8e revealed. There, he would consult with the most monstrous denizen of all.Say whatever you think would fit.
Voice Actor
Horuss Zahhak
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Unpaid
I think Horuss would sound mature yet a very raspy/whispery type voice. Moderately soft and a somewhat deep voice.
HORUSS: 8=D < Whenever I talk to you, my system gets a little switchy.
HORUSS: 8=D < I just thought I would try smiling permanently and uncompromisingly, rather than resnorting to all those disgruntled e%pressions I usually trot out.
Say whatever you think would fit.
Voice Actor
Kurloz Makara
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
deleted78771
Kurloz doesn't necessarily talk, but if you want to say these lines go ahead. We'll mainly need you to just be able to speak/type like Kurloz.
KURLOZ: THERE IS NO NEED TO APPROACH THE YOUNG MISGUIDED EMPRESS
KURLOZ: SHE REMAINS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF THE MACHINATIONS WHICH TRANSPIRE BETWEEN THE HEROES OF RAGE
KURLOZ: LET HER TRY TO RAISE HER PATHETIC ARMY OF SOULS. SHE WILL BE DOUBLE SLAIN BY OUR LORD LIKE ALL THE OTHER MIRTHLESS HERETICSKURLOZ: CHURCH. OK, THATS ENOUGH OF MOTHER FUCKIN THAT PIOUS NOISE
KURLOZ: TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIMUhhhh?? Type whatever would sound like him?
Voice Actor
Cronus Ampora
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Mammalmecha4
I imagined Cronus to sound have a somewhat deep voice, and be very smooth. I think he'd sound like a greaser.
CRONUS: vwithout commenting specifically on that, (because seriously, VWHAT? so rude), i vwill say that it gets vwery frustrating after the first fewv epochs trying to make heads or tails vwhat people are evwen LOOKING for. i mean, in ANY quadrant.
CRONUS: as if im not SO on to you. you only pretend to say youre sorry to get girls to like you more. sure seems like pyropes a sucker for the ruse. like im not familiar vwith THOSE tactics. vwho do you think vwrote the book on that??
Say whatever you think would fit.
Voice Actor
Meenah Peixes
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Unpaid
I always imagined Meenah to sound like a badass bitch. Not necessarily a valley girl type bitch, but definitely stuck up.
MEENAH: just tell me why paling up with meu means you have to make that terrible face now
MEENAH: like
MEENAH: not to blow my own conch but she is arguably the greatest deadliest most stylin badass who ever livedSay whatever you think would fit.
Voice Actor
Calliope
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Unpaid
I imagine Calliope to sound kind of like Kanaya, but higher pitched.
UU: in fact, now that i consider it, that coUld be the most fUn thing of all!
UU: if yoU are really cUrioUs aboUt the events sUrroUnding yoUr daUghter's origin, yoU can always ask her in person when yoU meet her.
Say whatever you think would fit.
Voice Actor
Caliborn
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Unpaid
Role assigned to:
ERIDANBESTBOY
I imagine Caliborn to sound evil, and have a demon like voice. Kind of like Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. Feel free to use a voice modifier.
uu: MAKE THEIR CAKEY HANDS. BECOME CLASPED TOGETHER AS ONE.
uu: IT FEELS MuSHY AND SLIPPERY. THEY ENJOY THE SENSATION IMMENSELY. IT IS VILE.I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS "STORY". AND I WILL NOW RETELL IT ACCORDING TO MY UNDERSTANDING AND LEVEL OF INTEREST. I WILL ADDITIONALLY PROVIDE AN HONEST AND BRUTAL CRITIQUE OF THE EVENTS AND THE WAY THEY HAVE BEEN SHOWN. BY UTILIZING THE MOST POTENT WEAPON ANYONE COULD EVER HOPE TO ALLOCATE TO HIS SPECIBUS. IT IS THE WEAPON. OF "SATIRE".
Say whatever you think would fit.
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