Holy Musical Batman!
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Each line has a time next to it. Please watch the part and try to match how it sounds (real actor in parentheses)
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(singing harmonizing with Batman) starts at 29:48
I want to be somebody’s buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back.
(singing) starts at 1:00:40
Batman: We're like long lost brothers who found each other
Robin: And loved each other like family
Batman: And though we're not related
Robin: And it's still to be belated
Batman: I'm elated just to say you are my bro
Robin: Mi amigo
Batman: And where I go
Robin: Is where we go
starts at 1:06:50
Batman + Robin: Buddies, bros, homies, amigos!
Robin: Pizza!
Batman: Nintendo!
Batman + Robin: Whoo whoo whoo let's go!
Batman + Robin: We're like long-lost brothers who found each other and loved each other like family! You are my bro! Mi amigo! And where you go! Is where we go! And it feels as though it was destined to be so!
Batman: (while Robin is holding "so") Oh very nice, oh, oh, oh!
Any of these songs is fine for the audition. Just do one.
(singing) starts at 26:38
As I look at my life I see something’s not right. Like a thousand percent.
And I wonder what it is, how it is that it’s always just me here
Crying alone at the end of the night, ten thousand percent. Put most of the blame on Alfred.
How come he couldn’t take the bullet intended for mama and papa?
I never had a pony. I never had pets. Just a bulls**t butler, who builds bulls**t jets.
Oh! I’m falling apart, I need a friend. Somebody to hold on to. Somebody to confide in. Think of the children, next time you gun down their mama and papa.
Because they probably don’t have another mama and papa.Oh! I’m falling apart, I need a friend. Somebody to hold on to. Somebody to confide in. Think of the children, next time you gun down their mama and papa.
Because they probably don’t have another mama and papa.
I was seein’ a girl for a while, a couple days anyway
And I told her I loved her.
She said you’re such a good friend and that rash is bad
You should really go see a doctor. Then she just disappeared, sent me some text about bad timing And my love being selfish. Then my doctor called up and the blood came back and as it turns out
I’m allergic to peanuts and shellfish.
I loved peanuts and shellfish once.
I’m falling apart, I’m lacking punch.
I can barely eat. This morning I barely touched my brunch.
Two spoons of oatmeal, a couple of nuts, and half a banana. And like my soul, the banana was bruised and black.
I’m falling apart, I need a friend. Somebody to hold on to, somebody to confide in. Somebody to ride in the cockpit Co-captain of the friendship ship. Or maybe just a friend ship. If I had a buddy, we could discuss Just what we call friendship.
I want to be somebody’s buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back.
I want to be somebody’s buddy
Anybody but a dumbsh**t butler. (repeated)(singing) starts at 1:00:40
Batman: We're like long lost brothers who found each other
Robin: And loved each other like family
Batman: And though we're not related
Robin: And it's still to be belated
Batman: I'm elated to say you are my bro
Robin: Mi amigo
Batman: And where I go
Robin: Is where we go
starts at 1:06:50
Batman + Robin: Buddies, bros, homies, amigos!
Robin: Pizza!
Batman: Nintendo!
Batman + Robin: Whoo whoo whoo let's go!
Batman + Robin: We're like long-lost brothers who found each other and loved each other like family! You are my bro! Mi amigo! And where you go! Is where we go! And it feels as though it was destined to be so!
Batman: (while Robin is holding "so") Oh very nice, oh, oh, oh!
needs to be able to sing (comment below with your audition if you require a singing double)
starts at 31:40
Hey Batman, listen I’m just calling to apologize, I think we got off on the wrong foot the other day. You’re a hero, I’m a superhero lets be friends! Me and aquaman and a few of the other guys are fighting Solomon Grundy on Monday and I’d love it if you could be there. You could throw a boomerang, or punch him, whatever it is you do. Also, wonderwoman is gonna be there so... there you go. Anyway call me back as soon as possible, actually you better call me in the afternoon cause I’ll be up all night partying with my friends in the fortress… of solitude.
(singing harmonizing with Batman) starts at 29:48
I want to be somebody’s buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back.
starts at 1:53:13
Ya? What does that even matter? Everyone still likes you more than me. Why should I help you? You beat me up and you yelled at me! Youve made this bed batman and now you gotta sleep in it!
needs to be able to sing (comment below with your audition if you need a singing double)
starts at 54:08
AAHHHHH!!!! I knew it! I knew you were batman right from the moment you walked in this room! But it wasn't this bat symbol on your chest...or the cape thats carelessly dangling from beneath your robe...No...it was the man BEHIND the bat symbol on your chest...and in front of the cape.
starts at 52:25
I've had my fair share of wealthy billionaires throughout the years. And its always the same old song and dance with you types. Sure you think its fun to take in the young acrobat and watch him fly around for a while. But after the novelty's worn off, I'm back on the streets! As alone as the day my parents were stolen from me by death's greedy hand!...So what makes you any different from the rest of them eh?! Who is BRUCE WAYNE???
(singing) starts at 1:00:40
Batman: We're like long lost brothers who found each other
Robin: And loved each other like family
Batman: And though we're not related
Robin: And it's still to be belated
Batman: I'm elated just to say you are my bro
Robin: Mi amigo
Batman: And where I go
Robin: Is where we go
Needs to be able to sing (comment below with your audition if you require a singing double)
starts at 50:43
I know how that is But he's such a teeny little guy. Ya know what, I'm gonna go introduce myself to him. Hi, i'm bruce man...I mean Bat Wayne...F**K I mean....can I start over? Hi...I'm batman...F**K....I'm Bruce Wayne..
(singing) starts at 26:38
As I look at my life I see something’s not right. Like a thousand percent.
And I wonder what it is, how it is that it’s always just me here
Crying alone at the end of the night, ten thousand percent. Put most of the blame on Alfred.
How come he couldn’t take the bullet intended for mama and papa?
I never had a pony. I never had pets. Just a bulls**t butler, who builds bulls**t jets.
Oh! I’m falling apart, I need a friend. Somebody to hold on to. Somebody to confide in. Think of the children, next time you gun down their mama and papa.
Because they probably don’t have another mama and papa.
I was seein’ a girl for a while, a couple days anyway
And I told her I loved her.
She said you’re such a good friend and that rash is bad
You should really go see a doctor. Then she just disappeared, sent me some text about bad timing And my love being selfish. Then my doctor called up and the blood came back and as it turns out
I’m allergic to peanuts and shellfish.
I loved peanuts and shellfish once.
I’m falling apart, I’m lacking punch.
I can barely eat. This morning I barely touched my brunch. Two spoons of oatmeal, a couple of nuts, and half a banana. And like my soul, the banana was bruised and black.
I’m falling apart, I need a friend. Somebody to hold on to, somebody to confide in. Somebody to ride in the cockpit Co-captain of the friendship ship. Or maybe just a friend ship. If I had a buddy, we could discuss Just what we call friendship.I want to be somebody’s buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back.
I want to be somebody’s buddy
Anybody but a dumbsh**t butler. (repeated)starts at 1:55:37
F**k them. Ya know some people think robins stupid, but thats only because there protencous duchbags! The only difference between me and robin is our costumes! Superheros are cool man,gloves are cool! Crypto is cool,.Robin’s cool (make up a lot of super heros and end it in "cool") So come on. Theres an entire city that needs your help. So where is that man clark...wheres that man who can jump over a building,where is that man thats faster than a gun? Where is that superman?
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