starts at 50:43

I know how that is But he's such a teeny little guy. Ya know what, I'm gonna go introduce myself to him. Hi, i'm bruce man...I mean Bat Wayne...F**K I mean....can I start over? Hi...I'm batman...F**K....I'm Bruce Wayne..

(singing) starts at 26:38

As I look at my life I see something’s not right. Like a thousand percent.

And I wonder what it is, how it is that it’s always just me here

Crying alone at the end of the night, ten thousand percent. Put most of the blame on Alfred.

How come he couldn’t take the bullet intended for mama and papa?

I never had a pony. I never had pets. Just a bulls**t butler, who builds bulls**t jets.

Oh! I’m falling apart, I need a friend. Somebody to hold on to. Somebody to confide in. Think of the children, next time you gun down their mama and papa.
Because they probably don’t have another mama and papa.
 I was seein’ a girl for a while, a couple days anyway 
And I told her I loved her.
She said you’re such a good friend and that rash is bad 
 You should really go see a doctor. Then she just disappeared, sent me some text about bad timing And my love being selfish. Then my doctor called up and the blood came back and as it turns out
I’m allergic to peanuts and shellfish.
 I loved peanuts and shellfish once.
I’m falling apart, I’m lacking punch.
 I can barely eat. This morning I barely touched my brunch. Two spoons of oatmeal, a couple of nuts, and half a banana. And like my soul, the banana was bruised and black.
I’m falling apart, I need a friend. Somebody to hold on to, somebody to confide in. Somebody to ride in the cockpit Co-captain of the friendship ship. Or maybe just a friend ship. If I had a buddy, we could discuss Just what we call friendship.

I want to be somebody’s buddy

Somebody who can be my buddy back.
I want to be somebody’s buddy 
 Anybody but a dumbsh**t butler. (repeated)

starts at 1:55:37

F**k them. Ya know some people think robins stupid, but thats only because there protencous duchbags! The only difference between me and robin is our costumes! Superheros are cool man,gloves are cool! Crypto is cool,.Robin’s cool (make up a lot of super heros and end it in "cool") So come on. Theres an entire city that needs your help. So where is that man clark...wheres that man who can jump over a building,where is that man thats faster than a gun? Where is that superman?