╰(◡‿◡✿╰) Hetalia Abridged (Kontalia)

╰(◡‿◡✿╰) Hetalia Abridged (Kontalia)

Project Overview

You do not need to know what this show is or even like it! Just try if you want to have (maybe) some fun!!! 


Hi. Thank you for clicking on this! I am doing this project with ookami-san (otakuwolfgirl101) and we are abridging Hetalia! Were calling it Kontalia (Konran-Chaos Italia-Italy). Its a bad title i know, i was trying to be creative but it didnt really work. This is going to be a super laid back project and mostly for fun so you dont even have to know what the anime is, just have fun. Were also not extremely skilled in editing so... but we wanted go cure our boredom so why not! 


We are aware of the relationship between Hetalia abridges and Youtube so we are going to post previews of each episode on youtube and put a link to the full episode that will be on a website in the description. http://kontalia.wix.com/hetaliaabridged <----Heres the website! Go check it out... even though its basically empty...


So! What will we be doing? Well, we want it to be as unique as possible so were taking snips from multiple episodes rather than following the cannon timeline. The main plot of it is: Ludwig lands himself in an alternate universe where all of his friends call him Germany and they act completely insane. Ludwig is desperately trying to find a way back home, but theres always a problem that needs to be solved first! really lame summary i know. i know. If you want to look at the first script to see the writing style and type of humor this is than here you go: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m0vgYnbJJWXYaWBafJD6dq1ihPfVUyfirQrH7mCbFPo/edit?usp=sharing This project will make fun of the fandom itself mostly along with many other things. It will make fun of fangirl things such as fanfiction, shippings, and fanart (not actual people's art). So just.. be aware I guess? Also, each episode is not very long. Im working on making them longer but so far they're about 3-5 minutes maximum.


In addition to the abridged series i thought that we could "report" current news, but hetalia style. or... Kontalia style cause we'd use the personalities in this abridged. So current news? like whenever i get to writing and researching it. Things like the US presidential campaigns, that crazy thing with the EU, etc. Just to make the news less boring and get people interesting in the world around them. 


RULES! I hate them too, but we need them


1. i have a three strike policy. so even though this is laid back i need the lines! But im open to the excuse you got, i would say that im pretty understanding


2. Have a clear mic. Doesnt have to be the best but you have to be able to scream really loud without it clipping and sending someone to the hospital


3. Be open to cursing. this is rated... R16? nothing really past that but innuendos and stuff. R16 to be safe.


4. Stay commited! I love making friends and it would break my heart to have to recast someone! 


5. Be nice and try your best! Everyone puts that one at the end so why not. its true, just have fun. 


6. Be creative! I honestly left all the voices up for interpertation. If you can think of a funny voice them put it there! You can audition with two different ones if you want too :)


YOU CAN AUDITION FOR AS MANY CHARACTERS AS YOU WANT! If you audition for multiple be aware that i might ask you to be mulitple characters! You can say no... but ya know. AND GIRLS CAN AUDITION FOR BOYS AND VISE VERSA! Its a free world more or less. Let your talent showwww


If you have any questions or anything just message me or comment!


This is on BTVA also:http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/members/JayrLevi/casting-call/Hetalia-Abridged-kontalia/


P.S. Russia, Sealand, Chibitalia, and possibly Poland (so it would be an understudy who is casted for Poland) are already casted. BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS FAIR GAME! GOOD LUCKKKK. 

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  • updating

    Thank you to everyone who auditioned! Im going to always keep the extras open but I will be casting the main cast sometime soon! Thank youuu guyssss i cant believe how many auditions we actually got :) I wont start casting the rest until 12pm tonight (7/28/16) so you have until then. This is making absolutely no sense so like. Updated... just thanks lol
  • Hi! Update!

    I am going to start casting on the 15 like planned! But I'm only going to cast a few of them that fit the characters we need really well! The others will stay open and im going to push back the date a little to get a few more auditions! Good luck! It was so nice hearing everyones auditions so far :))))
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Austria
open
Unpaid

Likes frosted flakes so much and he wants to sell his instruments to pay for his obsession. He tries to show people how well the instruments work by playing but he ends up wowing everyone instead and no one wants to buy it (because they think that he should keep it)(preferably like the dub or like a crazy womens voice but it doesnt matter. doesnt need the accent)

  • (Crazy) I want my frosted flakes you bitch! Give them to me or I'll die. Its my crack you don't understand!

  • (Pleading) No... miss! I really dont want them! I need the money please!

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Others
open
Unpaid

Who else do you want to voice? It is very possible that I forgot people because I finished this at 3am yay! Remember that Chibitalia, Russia, and Sealand are taken already! But anyone else is fair game <3

  • *state character name* Improvise/ use a creative voice that would be funny for any character!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Germany
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

He comes from the other world (hetalia high AU ish??) And doesn’t know why people are calling him a country. He often accidentily calls the others by their "human names". Confused and aggrivated 24/7 and wants to just go home. Hes the only one who notices when Japan and Italy say weird things. (preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.) Voice Sample:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSJ8B_MNS30

  • (curious/annoyed) Who the hell are you all talking to?

  • (angry) There is no way in hell that you are getting me to dress up like madonna, I dont care how badly you want to see miru hatsone or whatever his name is!

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Italy
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Multi personality. He switches from "1p" to "2p" often but only Germany notices (or more like none of the others care.) (preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.)

  • (1p Curious) Ve~ Who is Feliciano? (2p demonized) Ill kill him

  • (1p whining) Germany! Fratello bit my head yesterday and my legs wont work. *crying*

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Japan
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: kuyalaw

Japan breaks the fourth wall a lot but only Germany notices. He fangirls, but in a stoic way. He makes a lot out outside comments along with the narrator and Prussia. (preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.)

  • (normal) Thank you all for joining us today on our regularly scheduled program.

  • (calm) I am trying to watch this fight Germany-san so may you please shut the fuck up.

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
France
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Extremely into spiritual things. Checks everyone’s zodiac and screams it out loud often. He flirts with people when the stars say that that person’s sign is the most lucky for the week and stays away from the people who have unlucky signs. (preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.)

  • (Screaming) Get away from me you god forsaken aquarius'! I will repell you with my lucky stick!

  • (smugish) Hon hon! The stars are aligned perfectly! I will finally be able to read minds!

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
England
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted23557

England laughs his ass off at everyone else. He enjoys watching everyone screw up and making themselves look weird. He’s extremely sarcastic and uses lots of dry humor. His speech sometimes comes out as if he doesnt have a filter and sometimes it is as though he planned out the entire conversation. (preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.)

  • (sarcastically) no, if you stick your hand in a blender it will make a banana smoothie 

  • (happyish) Actually, letting me punch you would be a great stress reliever. Thank you. 

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
America
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: mackinmeat

America is oblivious to situations and thinks he’s right all the time. He also Talks and sings to himself. Tries to be positive all the time but it never works out. (preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.)

  • (optimistic) Don’t worry Russia! China’s patrol officer isn’t looking at you

  • (half mummbling) what do you think your doing? being awesome. Youre right, sorry I ever doubted you me. Its ok me. 

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
China
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: dangerrzone

Convict. He acts like a mix of high and murdery (i know its not a real word but you get what i mean) all the time. He's not the smartest but he definetly has more common sense than most of them. (preferebly with a deeper sassy womens voice I'd actually like it if there was no accent.)

  • (explaining) When you see the flashing lights you will have exactly 3.47 seconds to get the stuff and get the hell out of there. If you hear sirens you drop what youre doing and fucking run for your life like a lion puma hybrid is chasing you through the depths of the amazon. 

  • (annoyed) Aru my ass you racist son of a-

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Norway
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Norway is not oblivious, he just chooses to ignore most things. He has an odd obsession with cats and no one knows why. He often fights with Denmark for Iceland’s attention. (preferably the same tone as Dub but it doesnt have to have the same pitch. But i guess it overall doesn't matter)

  • (annoyed) My cats and your face have nothing to do with eachother. One of them is hairy and ugly as hell and the other is a cat. 

  • (smug) When Iceland was younger he wanted me to read him stories instead of you

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Denmark
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Denmark is the optimistic everything will be ok even though the earth is going to explode in five seconds guy. His answer to everything is It'll be ok! He's kind of like those people you see on commercials that endorse things too because he can be easily manipulated. He often fights with Norway for Icelands attention.(preferably like the Dub but it doesnt matter)

  • (Happy) At least your home isnt destroyed (explosion) At least your garden isnt destroyed (Explosion) At least your not de-*Muffled noises*

  • (Excited) LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT ON T.V. I dont even have a hamster but it was only $5.99 plus shipping! I GOT 50!

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Finland
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: StarFishVO

Has no chill. He’s always screaming like he’s deaf and he’s really clumsy so he accidentally destroys things.(preferably like the Dub but it doesnt matter) voice sample:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMXabivAbtM

  • (apologetic) *Screaming* ARE YOU OK? I DIDNT MEAN TO DROP THAT PIANO ON YOU IM SO SORRY

  • (scared) *screaming* SWEDEN WERE OUT OF COFFEE SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Sweden
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: CubicTuxedo

He’s stoic on the inside but in his mind there’s always something going on. His mind self always tells him to be more outgoing but it often doesn’t come out right so he fights (comically) with his internal self. The voice in his mind sounds a lot more upbeat while his outter voice is closer to what he sounds like in the dub.

(Inner voice I think that a jersey shore kinda accent would be funny, but its up to you, and the outter to be preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.) voice sample:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMXabivAbtM (at end lol)


  • (In his head) Come on you can do it! (Out loud) Yea... (In his head) What was that! You dipshit you screwed up again!

  • (In his head) Quick, say something. they're all cowering from you (Out loud) What do you want? (In his head) No. Nope. Im done. 

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Iceland
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: finn demo

Iceland is the poster boy for ‘this is not a phase mom!’ He’s always changing his look and attitude to find something that fits him. He’s annoyed by his brother and Denmark who coddle him, which is also partially why he changes his personality so much.(preferably like the Dub but it doesnt matter)

  • (annoyed) Its not called being a rebel if Im right all the time. 

  • (Flat) There is a difference between scene and emo. I'm neither, Im goth. This is my true self, even mr.Puffin agrees. 

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Canada
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: mackinmeat

Absent minded guy who never knows what he’s saying. He’s smart book wise but he doesn’t know much about the world and how it works. The others often have to explain things and concepts to him though he doesn’t like being talked down to. (preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.)

  • (curious) wait so people actually use guns to hold up convinence stores? I though that was a myth.

  • (shocked/upset) But if we use me as bait wont they try to kill me? What if I end up dead?

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Prussia
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: CubicTuxedo

Likes to pretend that he is dead. He haunts the rest of the group and often is the outside commentator along with japan. (preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.)

  • (Smug)  I am a ghost you cant see me therefore you can not catch me because it is dark out and you can not see me... either way! kesesese 

  • (laughing) kesese! You stupid nations have responsibilites while I can procrastinate and work on my model boat all day while eating rediculous amounts of red doritos!

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Lithuania
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: turntechauxillatrix

Lithuania freaks out at everything. Sunlight? Screams. A butterfly? Panics. Offer him a sandwhich? Hides under his bed for a week.(preferably like the Dub but it doesnt matter)

  • (Scared) What do you mean there are McDonalds in every other town? Are they all trying to gang up on us or something! 

  • (shakey) The world is not ready for a Poland that makes sense. Please stop this and watch your My Little Ponies or something!

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Hungary
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: deleted11483

She is the smartest one out of all of them. she always talks about things that no one understands and spits out random facts. And no one quite frankly cares about the things that she said. She fangirls with Japan and Switzerland sometimes but takes it to the extreme whenever she does so the others try to avoid being around her whenever there is a possible 'fangirl' situation. (preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.)

  • (smiling trying not to be annoyed) Actually the world is about 71 percent water. And humans are also about 60 percent water. So it is safe to say that we do need water so stop pissing off the rain gods or whatever France is calling them. 

  • (confused) Why is everyone standing ten feet away from eachother? I know were all not the best of friends but its not like someone is going to have an arm bitten off if they stood a bit closer.

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Belarus
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: InsomniaVA

A mix between a maid and a naggy mother. She’s always correcting someone’s actions and yelling to clean up. (preferably like the dub but it doesn't matter.)

  • (annoyed) When I open this door it better be clean in there or I will kick your ass all the way up to the moon

  • (Demonic) Brother dear. You didn't forget to buy more milk right? Cause you know that I will kill someone if I do not eat my cake in the afternoon. 

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Spain
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: retromangames501

Uses all dark humor. Smiles while talking about murder, pretty yandere but not at the same time. He uses death as a punchline for a lot of things, though when he’s not joking around he seems normal enough.(preferably like the Dub but it doesnt matter)

  • (smiling) Why did Cleopatra fall off the swing? *pause* Because she was dead. *small laugh* Why did France jump off the swing? *snicker* Because he was about to be dead *Yandere laugh* Run. 

  • (happy) Well, I mean, if were all going to be done for in a few years why not?

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Romano
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: sugar-rain

His catchphrase is “fight me” but he won’t actually fight anyone. He challenges everyone’s opinions in an annoying way that makes people want to slap him but they can’t because he’s right 60% of the time.(preferably a woman brooklyn like accent or like the Dub but it doesnt matter)

  • (angry) Fight me! I dare you to!

  • (Upset/annoyed) No! You cant die! You still owe me twelve bucks for that starbucks drink! Speaking of that who the hell spends that much on coffee! You know what, just die ill take it out of your wallet later. 

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Holy Rome
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: sachihirou

Hopeful in everything he does but turns away easily and makes excuses. Tsundere when it comes to chibitalia which backfires because she has a very “cut the crap” attitude and tells it like it is. (preferably like the Dub but it doesnt matter)

  • (Hopeful) Maybe today will be the day that I *pause* Nope. The sun is at the wrong angle, im going back to bed.

  • (Embaressed/Annoyed) I-I don't care. It's not like I wanted it or anyt- hey no give it back!

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think this character would say. Or you can skip it... i know i hate improvising sometimes! But it will raise your chances if you do!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Narrator
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: lenadelraye

The narrator will act as the same function as in the orginal series, though he/she will talk directly to Germany sometimes. 

  • improvise! Literally just say anything funny that you think the narrator would say. or you can read actual narration to show off your skills

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