Casting Call Club : Here's Negan

Teen Boy

Just do a teen boy voice, really.

Teen Sorry Coach Negan. Josh has always been kind of a pussy. I'll try to calm him down.

Doctor

Do your best doctor voice, simple enough.

Doctor I'm afraid I have some very unfortunate news. There's no easy way to say this...

Mistress

Mistress is Negan's love affair. Since we don't know her, just go about it how you want.

Mistress Hey! Down here! Negan? What's wrong? Negan My wife has cancer. Mistress What are you telling me that for?! So I'll feel bad for her? So I'll feel guilty? I didn't ask you to be here. I didn't talk you into this.This isn't...This isn't my fault! Your wife has cancer?! Fuck you! I'm done with this...We're through. Don't be here when I come out. You're an asshole! Negan It took you this long to figure that out? SLAM! Negan Good bye.

Male Nurse

The Nurse is Asian-American, but a general American accent will be fine too.

Male Nurse Sir! Sir! We've evacuated the hospital! This area is not safe! You need to come with me! Negan What?! I'm not fucking leaving my wife! Male Nurse She's too sick to move! There's nothing we can do! Negan Get your fucking hands off me! Male Nurse It's not safe here! Save yourself!

Paul

Do what you please with the character. We don't know anything about him, so do what you want.

Paul Maybe that's our gas you're taking. Negan Maybe you'll be taking my beating in return...I mean, I'll give you a beating, not that you'll be...That was supposed to sound clever and it...Let me start over. I haven't spoken out loud in a few weeks.
Paul What about you Negan? You lose anyone? Negan Me? Nah. I was always a bit of a loner. So no...Not really. Nope.
Paul I can't believe you nailed that thing from across the parking lot. That was amazing! Negan I've never fired a gun in my life. Feels like I've got a ten foot dick made out of giant dicks that ejaculate dicks. Seriously, guns are the shit.

Man

He's an older man, middle age. Do anything with that.

Man We aren't trying to rob you or anything, we just...We're out here on our own and were wondering...Do you have a place to stay?
Man Annabelle...She was almost sixteen. She was right there with us, running alongside us. Then the next minute, she wasn't. We had to keep running. We were so scared...They already had her. The man is then shown to be getting killed by walkers while Negan kills some in the background. Man Argghh!!

Campfire Female

This woman has been bitten and finally tells Negan, in which she eventually dies. Please voice any way you please since we don't know this character.

Campfire Male My dad screamed, "I'll hold them off, you get out of here, I'll catch up!" I...I believed him, I thought he'd distract them and find a different way out and... Campfire Female I can still hear his screams...
Campfire Female Negan...Stop. Negan What is ...it? Campfire Female I didn't feel it, It was so fast, I couldn't-- Negan Fuck you. Campfire Female What? Negan You're bit?! FUCK YOU! Go fucking fuck yourself up your fucking ass, you fuck! I'm sick to death of this shit! You ran and let your father die. You fucking flipped your shit in there and let your brother die, and for all your trouble...You get to fucking die. I'm sick of you people. You're all weak. ALL YOU EVER DO IS DIE! ...So go die.

Tara

Tara is ruthless and aggressive. Upfront and brave. If you have anything in mind for that kind of character, go for it.

Tara Keep running! Get her to safety! I'll catch up! Male Survivor #3 We made it! We made it! Tara Where's...Where's Negan? Dwight Oh, god, did he...?
Tara What now? We clean this place out? Should we stay here?

Casting Call for Here's Negan - Audio Comic