Hellish Hutzpah (Hellaverse Audio Mini-Series Part 1)
Project Overview
An audio mini-series in the works. An action-packed heist comedy that happens to be in Hell. The version of Hell is loosely based on the Hellaverse.This casting call is for part 1 out of 5 parts. When submitting auditions, please be sure to leave any of your contact information. This is one of my more ambitious projects.
This project is unpaid and will be quite heavy with profanity sprinkled in, just keep in mind.
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A cunning and resourceful underboss of a prominent crime family who strives to make the benefits of his employer the benefits of himself as well. This shrewd Shark has connections all around the criminal Underworld and makes good use of said connections...
Use these video links for reference for his voice and personality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH_trJCTJqA&t=946s&pp=ygUKbGV4IGx1dGhvcg%3D%3D
https://youtu.be/qzu3IT590h4?si=jXYEN4aBYvV4C-Xc
- male adult
- american (northeast)
*clears throat* Well boss, I know of some ways we can…humble Mr. Blaze.
*sighs* Listen Fin. I know our history has been…checkered, but I’ve come to make it up to you.
Let me finish, you jacka-! (Embarrassed) -I mean, Fin. *embarrassed chuckle and clears throat* The Thirsty I’m referring to is a person, and quite a prominent one, at that. Don’t you know who Thirsty Blaze is?
A slick-talking sardonic Shark stacked with snarky spirit. You know what his problem is? His ego, plain and simple. As a self-proclaimed 'Master-Thief', Fin likes to pull heists his own way, be it for better or worse.
Use these video links as your reference for his voice and personality:
- male adult
- american (northeast)
So there I was, all trapped and surrounded by the cops. Had no weapons to defend myself. Had no recon either, so it really felt uncertain. To anyone else, surrender would be the first thought that would come to mind. It’s only rational. But not me! No siree. I’m Fin Tuso, goddamnit, and I’m not going down that easily.
(Sarcastic) Welsh, you got fat. Looks like the social climbing paid off, if you can even call that a plus. *snorts* Plus-size, maybe.
*groans* Fine, I’ll bite. What place do you want me to rob?
Reference for terms: https://www.visitbatonrouge.com/blog/post/cajun-french-dictionary/
References for accent: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MGj7G9DZIOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdYnL3kh1b4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJDELasvZN0&t=40s
Chauffeur, getaway driver, bodyguard, cook. Carson has held dozens of professions in his afterlife, these are just the most notable and relevant to this particular tale. Enthusiastic, loyal, and warm are some of the ways to describe this courteous cannibal.
- male adult
Ah look there, the boss is back. And he’s got company too. You must be the infamous Fin the boss keeps telling me about.
No no, monsieur Fin. Us sinners are still trapped in the ring of Pride, still getting skewed like hogs at a boucherie. Save for myself, that is.
(Enthusiastic) Magic, mon ami. Magic. It allows me to travel freely across this damned place. To keep it real with you monsieur, it’s my first time outta Pride.
A pompous and greedy industrialist who has established a set of refineries in the Greed Ring that specialize in the construction of 'high-class toys'. He tries to have an air of infallibility and sophistication but is just as 'boorish' as those he looks down on. He has this arrogant and snotty tone to his voice. I encourage going full camp when auditioning for this role.
- male adult
(Sarcastically) How I adore mingling with the heads of the bottom caste. Send them in, Petitus.
*chuckles* Nice one. (Dismissive) The door, on your way.
Huh? Oh right, I forgot about you. Let’s do this again, shall we? *clears throat* You will have the rest of the workforce return to producing my novelty items immediately. Otherwise, you are more than welcome to join your friend down below. Do we have an understanding?
The callous and devoted right-hand of Thirsty Blaze. Petitus acts as Thirsty's assistant, secretary, and enforcer. While Petitus seldom expresses his true self, he dreams of one day becoming his employer's partner, both professionally and intimately. This lust for Thirsty's admiration drives Petitus to take extreme measures over the course of this tale.
- male young adult
Mr. Blaze, the two heads of the union are here to discuss ‘fairer pay’.
*snorts* Promptly sir.
I’ll escort Mr. Neville back to the working quarters and keep a close eye on him. (Slyly) Come along, pork chop.
A staunch union leader who holds true to his laurels. Unfortunately for him, those laurels get him whacked out of a window. Although his time alive is short-lived, his presence affects Union Leader 2 to take action.
- male adult
-About damn time. Let’s get down to business.
We want our fair pay! We want our 401Ks! We want our health plan! And we want our lives back, damn it!
(Terrified plunge) AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I OVERSTEPPED!
A nervous union leader who learns what happens to those who directly tell it like it is to their employer. Towards the end of this tale, this union leader plays a bombastic part in the climax. Heh heh.
- male young adult
- male adult
(Nervously) C-Carl, we should be careful.
(Nervously) Y-Yeah. But if you don’t want to, t-that’s fine too.
(Nervously) Yesyesyes! W-we do! *clears throat* We do, Mr. Blaze.
A prison inmate Finagle has an altercation with when he's first introduced. Andrew believes Finagle to be overblowing the scale of his feats, going so far as to call him an 'unlucky schmuck'. Smug, confrontational, and skeptical.
- male adult
Oh please, Finny. If you’re such hot shit like you say you are, then how the hell did the cops get you and bring you here? Hmm? Answer me that.
I’m just keepin’ it real, dude. Finny Boy here ain’t much of a legend.
Andrew the Inmate: *scoffs* You’ll be back, Fin. Best you believe. And when you do, I’ll welcome you back with two knuckle sandwiches.
A prison inmate who is enamored with the stories of Finagle's past exploits. A white-collar criminal who is soft-spoken, afraid of confrontation, and opportunistic.
- male adult
That is so cool Fin.
Hey knock that out, man. Fin here is a legend.
(Nonchalant) Well, I did the best I could. Might as well watch. (Calls out) Who wants to make a bet?
A voice from Carson's past life on Earth. Arrogant, rude, and downright kooky.
- male adult
Yeahyeahyeahyeah, shut it Carson.
Take this, copper! *cackles*
Oh…shit.
A voice from Carson's past life on Earth. Blunt and authoritative.
- male adult
- male senior
This is the LAPD, pull over right now or catch hell!
*groans* Alright, they asked for it. Fire the rocket, cadet.
A voice from Carson's past life on Earth. Determined and ready.
- male adult
- male young adult
Yes sir! Firing Rocket!
A guard in the prison Fin starts in. Blunt and authoritative.
- male adult
(Yelling) Break it up you bastards! Break it up! Don’t make me bust out the hose!
Tuso, with me. You’re being released.
*groans* Do me a favor and shut up, Tuso.
One of the workers in Thirsty Blaze's main refinery. Crass and brash.
- male adult
- female adult
(Exhausted) Christ on a stick, what a goddamn shitty ass day!
*yawns* Nah, I didn’t get a goddamn check. How about you?
Now you’re speaking my motherfuckin’ language. *chuckles* Let’s go!
One of the workers of Thirsty Blaze's main refinery. Exhausted and yearning for a good time.
- male adult
- female adult
I’ll say. Did you get your check yet?
Nothing. Say, wanna get drunk?
One of the workers in Thirsty Blaze's main refinery. Concerned and disillusioned.
- female adult
- male adult
Neville, what happened with your meeting?
(Concerned) Okay. Where’s Carl?
(Disbelief) Unbelievable…
A security guard of Thirsty Blaze's main refinery.
- female adult
- male adult
You have stolen property belonging to Thirsty Blaze. Pull over immediately or get fed with lead.
Ah! Ah! Oh shit, I can’t see! *screams*
A security guard for Thirsty Blaze's main refinery. Meets an untimely fate.
- male adult
Let them have it!
*charging yell*
*screams in pain*
Head of one of the most powerful crime families in the Greed Ring and Welsher's boss. When Thirsty Blaze comes around and takes his revenues, the Crime Boss is convinced by Welsher to finance a heist in Thirsty's main refinery. Vile, greedy, boorish, inconsiderate, and sadistic. He appears very little but holds great significance among the cast.
Go for a typical gangster voice when auditioning for this part. Since gangster content is so dime a dozen, you can look for references anywhere.
- new jersey
- american (new york)
- male adult
- gangster
- italian american
I ain’t letting some damn Incubus profit off the Greed ring! That’s my prerogative! Someone ought to whack this Thirsty Blaze or humble him at the least.
Hell, I really needed a good laugh. So, Welsh, enlighten me. How can we humble that pain in the ass from Lust? And no stupid ideas, ‘kay?
(Impressed) Okay, I’m intrigued. You had me at money.
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