Hamuel Burger
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Hamuel Burger and the American Dream is a comedy/drama fiction podcast about being trans and killing the president. When full-time alien part-time gaming streamer Asbestos Le Guin lands in Idaho, humble farmboy Hamuel Burger is swept up in her plot to take over the US government. Episodes run about 15-20 minutes. Actors are credited in the episode description and at the end of each episode.
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An alien who is trying to become the US president. We want someone good at playing over-the-top, comedic, charismatic characters. This is a one-off role for episode 5. We are a queer-focused show, so sapphic and/or trans actresses are especially welcome.
- english
- female adult
- podcast
Get ready for Bribera Berry's charity game night! Introducing tonight's guests: banned in 66 countries for her carcinogenic properties, it's Asbestos Le Guin!
Sacre bleu! Ooh la la! Son of a bitch! It appears my rival presidential candidate has come here not to participate in a fun and friendly trivia contest, but to end my sweet little life! How do we feel about that, voters?
Smashing. Now it's time for the final challenge, which is a sudden death round! As the President of the United States, you will face a variety of stressful situations. You will have to fight bears. You will have to wrestle alligators. You will have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting. There will be death, tragedy and betrayal! There will be terror and intrigue! There will be assassination attempts, most certainly, perhaps numbering into the hundreds. And you must be ready for all of these things. Which is why I am going to throw you in my maximum security jail cell, recently featured in Homes and Gardens UK for its tasteful furnishings and charming sage green colour scheme. Your execution is in one hour. Toodlepip!
Gender-neutral role for an alien Vtuber with murderous tendencies. Please give us your cutesiest, most annoying anime-dub voice. This is a queer-led project, so submissions from LGBT actors are especially appreciated.
- english
- podcast
- cute
Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu! Baby just committed a class A felony! Whoopsie doodles. Whatever shall I do?
Oh, the fragrant scent of ammonia! Like music to my nose-adjacent non-gender-specific ten-year-warranty royalty-free sniffing organs!
I'd like to announce that due to personal circumstances, I'm dropping out of this speedrun early to focus on my passion project of dismembering my audience with a chainsaw.
We're looking for someone to play a fictional Australian Prime-Minister. Your Australian accent can be realistic, or, since this is a comedy show, overly exaggerated. Your character will be brutally dismembered with a chainsaw. This is a gender-neutral role. We are a queer-run podcast, so LGBT actors are especially encouraged to apply.
- english
- ausrtralian
I put my neighbour in charge for the day so I could finally catch a break. She's a lovely old lady, feeds the cats when I'm away, only started two wars since she became acting PM. Just little ones, you understand, so small you could hardly notice them.
You're holding the club upside down, aren't you? I've never seen that technique before. It must be so advanced that only the top players in the sport are aware of its existence.
Yeah, nah, mate. Good try, though!
Have you always wanted to hear about yourself on the radio? Do you think you could play a disillusioned teen for a couple lines? Try out for Sandra, a radio assistant who just wants to hang out and listen to music but unfortunately has to have "a job" and "earn money" to "live". It's rough out there. We are a queer-run show so as always sapphic and/or trans actresses are especially welcome.
- female young adult
Am I in charge of the radio now? Finally! We now take you live to a song with a fucking beat!
Yeah! Woooo!
Literally like, whatever.
Bad at playing the banjo! Gets pelted with tomatoes! Wins a jousting match! Gender neutral role so anyone can audition. Especially transfems! Not because I think you are the devil just because we are trans-run and it would be nice to have more transfem VAs on the pod. Thanks :>
Only your soul! What, when's the last time you used the thing, anyway? Can't eat with it, can't hear with it, can't breathe with it, can't do much more with it than to polish it up and parade it around. You're better off without one, trust me.
Mwahahahahahahaaaaa!
I'm afraid that's because the banjo is the devil's own instrument, little farmboy. I made it myself because I felt the guitar wasn't upsetting enough.
Kicked out of the polycule for doing too many character voices. We want someone who can do a looooot of silly voices! It's a gender neutral role so anyone can apply (especially transfems! Cause it's a trans-run show and we would love more transfem VAs!)
I am the proud wizard Etymology Woordenboek, at your service. For what end do you request my magic, and what price are you willing to pay for it?
I, the rollicking jester Juggling Jenkins? With a hat as whimsical as this? Everywhere I go, the jangling of my little bells leaves the ladies swooning and the men fanning themselves, though midwinter is all but nigh.
Hang on, I need to change my hat again. Okay, ready. My good personage, you wouldn't kill humble peasant Needlepoint Haystack, would you? I have a family!
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