Hamuel Burger
Keelan for Australian Prime-Minister
We're looking for someone to play a fictional Australian Prime-Minister. Your Australian accent can be realistic, or, since this is a comedy show, overly exaggerated. Your character will be brutally dismembered with a chainsaw. This is a gender-neutral role. We are a queer-run podcast, so LGBT actors are especially encouraged to apply.
- english
- ausrtralian
I put my neighbour in charge for the day so I could finally catch a break. She's a lovely old lady, feeds the cats when I'm away, only started two wars since she became acting PM. Just little ones, you understand, so small you could hardly notice them.
You're holding the club upside down, aren't you? I've never seen that technique before. It must be so advanced that only the top players in the sport are aware of its existence.
Yeah, nah, mate. Good try, though!