Get Fatter Now EP3: BIRD BRAIN
Project Overview
From the mind of Harry McLaughlin, and the will of a few of his fans, comes an all-new episode of GET FATTER NOW!
In Episode 3, titled "Bird Brain", Gilly is left alone at home. A talking stork rescues him from boredom, and together they decide to put together a gift for a very special someone.
I've never priced any voice roles before, so you're gonna have to bear with me if it seems too low.
Voice Actor
The man, the myth, the legend. The most important role here, as he has so many unrecorded lines and needs to be very close to the original episodes.
- english
- voice match
- male adult
- british
(Calmly, trying to figure out ways to pass the time.) "So... what do you wanna do, Flappy? You wanna paint a picture? I acted too cool for it in front of Franny, but it actually does seem quite fun."
(Worriedly, in fear of abandonment or isolation because Franny and Nico are leaving him a lone at home.) "Wait, both of you guys are leaving? That's never happened before! There's always at least one of you here!"
(as Crazy Gilly, in a straightjacket & padded room) "The bird... it speaks to me!"
Voice Actor
Franny is also a main character, but all of her original lines have been recorded already. This is for the few rewrites we may do for Franny in EP 3, as well as likely keeping you on for EP 4.
- english
- female adult
- british
- voice match
(Casual) "Alright, it's my cousin's birthday party, so I'm gonna be out all day."
(Annoyed, to the salesman at the door) "I will admit, this is a really weird tactic. I don't know how you're gonna get any sales with this. But we're not stepping in, what you're stepping out. Good day!"
(In desperation, after the Council Employee tries to limit her time) "Lady, look at what I’m doing here, this is a birthday party, I’m throwing! You want it to be done by 4?!"
Voice Actor
Nico is also a main character, but all of her original lines have been recorded already. This is for the few rewrites we may do for Nico in EP 3, as well as likely keeping you on for EP 4.
- english
- british
- male adult
- voice match
(Apologetically, whilst trying to appease his coworkers) "I just want to say, to everyone here, that I apologise, if any feelings were hurt. That wasn’t me the other day; I let my emotions get the better of me. But I do want to say this: I meant every word I said. Except what I said about your son, Joane, it was cruel of me to say he would inherit your husband's baldness."
(Pissed off, after Franny asks him about his workplace spiritual retreat) "Yeah, I dunno, it's supposed to be some...team-building thing? But I tell you, there's going to be nothing spiritual about being around my coworkers. They are the most insufferable, pigheaded, inconsiderate, annoying people I have ever met!"
(deadpan, after his boss Larry lashes out in anger.) "That wasn't very spiritual, Larry David."
Voice Actor
The deuteragonist. A stork hellbent on taking down the corporate elite.
- english
- creature
(Mentally tired, getting straight to the point) "Look, buddy. You're lonely, right? You have no one to talk to?"
(Arguing, trying to keep Gilly on the project) "I am the only one who understands you Gilly!, I am the only one trying to keep you safe! Everyone else thinks your weird, they think you’re a freak! If you let them get their way they’d wanna lock you up in crazy people jail!"
(Egging him on) "Come one Gilly, you and I both know the mayor has got to go! He is actively making this town worse, he’s greedy, and he’s only benefitting the rich because they’re the ones with all the money so they’re just making each other richer! Probably having loads of weird sex parties while the rest of us schmucks are left scraping for dimes!"
Voice Actor
A registered sex offender that just moved into town. They describe their name as "unisex".
- english
- nonbinary
- nonbinary adult
- Perverted
(Greeting Franny at the door) "Hi, my name's Johnifer. I just recently moved in, and I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a pedophile."
(A little bashful, showing someone his room) "Sorry it's a little messy. I haven't had anyone over in quite a while."
(Angry, while fearful for his life) "Fuck you, Gilly! I don't want you crawling inside of me!" (Suddenly nostalgic) "Whoa... that brings me back."
Voice Actor
Enemy of the people. Won the mayoral election uncontested.
- english
- male adult
(Pompous, giving speech, as if he was holding a glass of champagne) "Now, I know I may be a controversial man for some… But everything I do, I only do to help people, and it breaks my heart when they can't see that. None of them realize that what I’m doing is a good thing. They think THEY know more about politics than ME!"
Voice Actor
Nico's "eccentric" boss.
- english
- male adult
(Calmly, leading the "spiritual" retreat) "Okay everybody, how about we start with Damien. Damien, how well would you say the workplace synergy is for you?"
(Playfully, after Nico asks, "Your real name is...Larry David?") "Yep. Hope that doesn't, curb your enthusiasm!"
(Angrily, worked up) "Well I'm sorry that our budget cuts meant we couldn't go to SEDONA!!"
Voice Actor
Nico's coworker.
- english
- neutral
(Responding to their boss' spiritual question) "I like to think I'm doing a good job; I try to be the best version of myself and like all my co-workers. I really feel like these questions would be better suited for- um- someone like Nico, over here."
Voice Actor
Manages the council building.
- english
- female adult
- neutral
- male adult
(With fake pleasance, after Franny protests that the place closes at 4) "I knowwwwwww, but the mayor has a speech at that time here, and many important faces will be showing up, so all previously reserved spaces for the council building will have to be disbanded."
Voice Actor
The mayor robbed them of a lengthy birthday party.
- english
- british
- child
(Enthusiastic) "This party was so awesome, Franny!"
Voice Actor
Works for GFN News. Bonus points if they sound like Tucker Carlson.
- english
- neutral
- female adult
- male adult
(Tauntingly) "So it appears Mayor Westwood has just agreed to build a new data center, starting as early as next month. HUH! I guess this town must enjoy a little water flavor in their lead poisoning! (That's the rule, that's the goal now!)"
Voice Actor
An unenthused, mentally tired worker who doesn't like being asked questions.
- english
- neutral
- female adult
- male adult
(Uncaringly) "That'll be 16.70."
(Sarcastically) "Oh, yeah, I mean of course we have grappling hooks. Didn't you read the sign?"
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