Jack Verhage
auditioning for
Johnifer
in Get Fatter Now EP3: BIRD BRAIN
A registered sex offender that just moved into town. They describe their name as "unisex".
(Greeting Franny at the door) "Hi, my name's Johnifer. I just recently moved in, and I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a pedophile."
(A little bashful, showing someone his room) "Sorry it's a little messy. I haven't had anyone over in quite a while."
(Angry, while fearful for his life) "Fuck you, Gilly! I don't want you crawling inside of me!" (Suddenly nostalgic) "Whoa... that brings me back."