Gelatinous Cube Audio Commercial

Gelatinous Cube Audio Commercial

Project Overview

Casting for a fake "commercial" to be placed during my podcast. This is a sort of DnD sketch about a Lich Selling a Gelatinous Cube to help tidy peoples lives!

If we work well with each other, I will have other opportunities for work in the future. Unable to offer pay atm, but in hopes to do so in the future.

Good audio quality a must. 

My budding production company is Interstice Productions. At its core, Interstice Productions aims to foster a sense of community amongst artists through approachable gameplay and fun camaraderie. DnD offers the opportunity for anyone to use their creativity, have fun, and experience a world beyond their wildest imaginations. In the world of DnD, anything is possible and we want to make that excitement accessible to all! 

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  • Roles Cast

    Thank you all so much for auditioning and making my job very hard. I am always looking to work with new artist, so be on the look out for my other projects.
  • Casting

    Hello All! Great work! I will be making the incredibly hard choice of casting within the next day or so. I hope to work with many artist, so be sure to look at other projects I post, even if you aren't cast for this one.
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
GILGAX THE LITCH
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Link the kid

I imagined a very Rick and Morty intergalactic cable vibe- The ants in his eyes guy- feel. Open to interpretation.

  • Is your house hold in constant disarray? Does it feel like a dark and danky dungeon? Heck, it might be a dungeon? Life got you down because you can't seem to get a head of the constant struggles it throws at you and all you want to do when you get home is kick your feet up and relax, but you can't because there's dirty dishes, discarded left overs, and debris everywhere? I-it's like a never ending merry go round of a cycle of living but cleaning and then exhaustion. 
    Hi! I'm Gilgax the supreme Lich overlord! Overlord of what, you might be asking. Overlord of every day items at low prices that are going to help you! Yes you! Change your life! And W-well do I have the solution for you! 
    Its the Gelatinous Cube!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
ANTHRAX THE DESTROYER
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Liam Chessell

Open to interpretation.

  • Oh boy! Anthrax the Destroyer here. I tell you, its almost every day I would have some new adventurers plundering my dungeon, and oh heavens, the mess!  every day, bloody remains from the various traps, or minions. Countless coins or items, scattered about. It was just awful...never ending fount of blood and guts to clean. But not anymore! Cubey here just loves to go from corner to corner, room to room- Ba Ba Ba-sucking up anything and everything- like some kind of, idk, room-ba! (giggles)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
BETTY
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Roo Ryder

Open to interpretation. 

  • Just your average household mom here, raising (begrudgingly) raskly little adventurers...(sigh) Everything breaking, always eating, or bringing in something they vanquished just outside, that they had to bring in! There seemed to never be any me time, but since we got the Gelatinous Cube, I suddenly have all the time in the world! It also makes a lovely baby sitter!

  • Awwwww, some peace and quiet. Thanks Gelatinous cube!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
CHILD 1 or 2
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Madd_VO

Open to interpretation.

  • Ow! Ow! Ow!

  • Mom! Mom! Mom!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
DISCLAIMER
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Michael H

Typical fast speech at the end of commercial. 

  • Gelatinous Cube contains no oxygen and may fully dissolve any pets, kids, or adventurers that remain engulfed for a prolonged time. User discretion advised. 

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