Is your house hold in constant disarray? Does it feel like a dark and danky dungeon? Heck, it might be a dungeon? Life got you down because you can't seem to get a head of the constant struggles it throws at you and all you want to do when you get home is kick your feet up and relax, but you can't because there's dirty dishes, discarded left overs, and debris everywhere? I-it's like a never ending merry go round of a cycle of living but cleaning and then exhaustion. 
Hi! I'm Gilgax the supreme Lich overlord! Overlord of what, you might be asking. Overlord of every day items at low prices that are going to help you! Yes you! Change your life! And W-well do I have the solution for you! 
Its the Gelatinous Cube!