Fullmetal Alchemist Abridged [FMA Abridged]
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Hello, my name is Tibor, AKA Amizar. This is my first abridged series, and it'll likely combine elements of Fullmetal Alchemist, FMAB, and various ideas from other abridged series. Also, not-so-subtle undertones of drug use throughout the series.
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She's your senile old racist grandma. Often makes derogatory comparisons to Ishvalans and other races. Doesn't realize how racist she actually is. More confederate than Nazi but still somewhat Nazi.
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This is just gonna be Butler Delta's part. If you aren't Butler Delta there's not much point auditioning. I figure I'd throw it on here just for the sake of having him on the page.
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Dies of an overdose early in the series instead of an illness. Edward and Alphonse try to bring her back but only manage to summon her drug-rotted corpse.
While you're getting cigarettes, could you pick up glue, sharpies, and ibuprofen for me dear? Thanks hon!
Has yet to be abridged, should be voiced like the dub (Kyle Hebert, AKA Gohan, Kiba, Ezreal, Graves, and Jarvan IV).
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Hasn't been fully abridged yet, should be as close to the English dub as possible.
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Horrible person who commits heinous atrocities for the sole purpose of telling elaborate dad jokes.
I'll get back to you on this. This guy's lines are gonna be really fun. In the meantime, just tell your favorite dad joke as an audition.
Danny Trejo. He's a terrorist who takes over a train, and should sound like D.A.N.N.Y. T.R.E.J.O. Danny Trejo is Mexican, therefore his voice should be Mexican sounding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HnCfSsKfTU LIKE THIS.
I'm Machine gunete
If you can get picky with your automail, why not get picky with your TV?
HOLA AKHBAR
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I'm going to buy some cigarettes, I'll be back for dinner. [Feel free to embellish this line, just get the original point across. I couldn't figure out how to phrase it better.]
Wants nothing more than Edward Elric's dick, and is subtle at first but as the series progresses her subtlety weakens and she becomes more and more explicit in her words and actions. Extremely into BDSM and has a collection of homemade automail dildos.
Do you have someplace warm to sleep tonight? Because I'm available.
I'd bend over for you, Edward.
Edward, I need you to bang me like a screen door in a hurricane.
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Maes Hughes's best customer. Buys a different girl every night. Voiced like the dub.
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On a quest to find the Philosopher's stone to turn Alphonse into gold. Voice should be pretty much the same as the dub.
Dammit Al, now isn't the time for that!
The....The Philosopher's Stone?!?
Massive role player. After losing his body and affixing his soul to armor, Alphonse began only speaking in Shakespearean medieval English, which irritates Edward to no end. Wants to find the Philosopher's Stone to get his body back so that he can rid himself of the armor that forces him to role play.
Brother, I don't know if this is such a good idea after all.
Egads! Doth mine eyes betray me, or art mine eyes my own? Woe betide the day we entered the realms of God alone!
Try to be as close as possible to the original voice of Roy Mustang.
Damn it all... All I ever wanted was some peace and quiet...You and I aren't so different after all, eh Squidward?
An overly-attached prostitute sold by Maes Hughes to Roy Mustang. After Roy Mustang joins the military to get away from her, she follows him into the service and becomes quite successful.
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Complete Hitler wannabe. Refers to Ishval as Israel and the Ishvalans as the Jews. No one else does.
Hello, Fullmetal! Are you ready to become und state Alchemist? Ve must alvays keep ze good of Amestris in mind.
A pimp in debt to the mafia, enthusiastically hands out photographs of his hookers to everyone he meets, in the hopes that they become potential clients.
Just look at the legs on this one! I've got more photos if you wanna see 'em.
Muscle freak as in original series, but takes all sorts of steroids, and idolizes Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sounds like his original voice mixed with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
THIS IS THE MIRACULOUS BOULDER-CRUSHING TECHNIQUE SEEN IN EPISODE SEVEN OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S 101 METHODS OF TERMINATION
A mercenary sent by the mafia to collect on Maes Hughes's debt. Upon Hughes's death, Scar looks elsewhere for the money. Somewhat similar voice to the dub or Levi Ackerman or whatever you think would be best.
# Where is Hughes? That bastard owes the wrong people money.
# If you won't talk now, you'll never talk again.
Sarcastic and douchey at all times. Sounds like dub.
Get lost you bratty little pipsqueak! I've seen bigger dicks at a monster truck rally!
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Unsure at this point. It's cast though so it's fine.
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Appears in several hallucinations throughout the series, primarily Roy Mustang's. Just Squidward. He's not an 'abridged Squidward', just plain old Squidward. Always annoyed at whatever situation he finds himself in. As close as possible to Squidward's voice.
# I don't get paid enough to be here right now...Oh well, it beats being at work.
# Could you please make him shut up? I'm trying to sleep.
Donald J Trump. We've already, however, got Dr. 3am who has a phenomenal Trump voice, so we've got him on the page just to be here.
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Very minor, may or may not have a line or two in kid form, will say one or two things in dog form.
#Squid.........Ward.....Big....Brother.........Squid.......Ward
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We've got really everything we need in terms of writing and editing, but we could always use more. Just drop by the discord if you wanna be a part of the series, it's incredibly fun.
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