Fate Zero Abridged
Project Overview
This is a non-profit fan-based parody. Fate Zero Abridged is purely fan made and I do not own any of the original product though it should be supported.
This project is purely for fun and is to be uploaded to youtube in episodes. Each episode will be done over months.
If you are looking to audition for this you must have several things first.
1. A good mic. The better you mic the more chance you have to be apart of this project.
2. Availability. If you are so busy that you work almost everyday this project isn't for you. Each recording session will be done over skype and will go for up to hours.
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Go nuts, I'm not sure how I want him. However, I do think it's better if he's a little more disconnected to emotion.
Yeah let’s skip this part; I saw that your “daughter” is up for marriage on Craigslist – still have no idea why there were quotation marks around that word – and I’ve come a long way.
Next; Kariya Matou. He may be the toughest opponent we'll face in this war... no I'm just kidding. He's a pussy.
Is this circle really enough to summon a heroic spirit?
Hm. You want to know how I keep Kiritsugu in check? Well, he knows what I'll do to his balls if he fucks up.
I was once given the ability to produce sperm so I could impregnate myself!
I AM King Arthur. King Artoria Pendragon.
It's been... a while... since... you know. I got f*cked!
Loves Kirei... awesome CIA spy skills. Nuff said I guess.
Kiss me daddy!
Assassin's just... sitting there... watching.
Oh my god he's so hot. ARGH!
Father of Kiritsugu. Arsehole. In it for one scene in the 18th episode so will be used later but in this series I will have him appear consistently in Kiritsugu's mind.
Do you?
Ah, Kiritsugu. There you are.
Deep voice or scratchy voice. He's a little more yelly than other characters because he's always dealing with stupid bullsh*t.
Only the simplest of explanations.
We came here so you could explain this sigil-ass Satan shit!
That. Explained. NOOOTHING!
First and second line is sarcastic. Last line is also for a female but go for it in a male voice just so I can get more sense of your voice. Assassin is one of the heroic spirits but it has many forms as the hero is not the person but a group. As such I will eventually need more voices for assassin.
Oh. I think this is a great plan.
Ow. This is so painful. Oh no. Ah! I'm dead now.
Holy fuck this is good entertainment. Lucky I'm Assassin or I'd never get to watch this shit.
Head of a major mage family. I want him to be like a drunk. Maybe british. Smooth voice.
...and that's how I obtained this awesome wine. Now let us drink, friends! Just kidding, it's all mine.
Weeeeeeeeeellll Ki-ray, I don't think I like that attitude of yours.
Have you heard of the Holy Grail?
Archer is the legendary hero Gilgamesh. An arrogant fuck with no lines in episode 1.
Everything is mine, Archer, and thus am I the ultimate king to this shitty world.
And you spoke to me, you filthy mongrel. Do me a favor - DIE!
You bore me, Tokiomi. Continue on this path and I might just go over to Kirei.
Father of Kirei. Old.
*Say something you think would fit*
Angry yelling man. Father's a prick. Joins the Grail War because he doesn't want Sakura to be used.
WHADDO YOU MEEEEEEAAN YOU 'GAVE HER AWAY'?
AOI! YOU CAN'T JUST SELL YOUR CHILDREN!
You are basically a vampire but go on.
Take a look at PurpleEyes's version of Berserker and you got pretty much what I want.
FUCK YOURSELF NAZI'S WET DREAM!
ARTHUR! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME KILL YOU!
BLARGH!
Old... a snake. A bad guy and Kariya's a thousand-year-old father. He's a bloody vampire.
Not a phone call in ten years. So bring me the Holy Grail.
Magnificent!
You are by far the weakest master, so you will speak the Berserker incantation.
Voice if soft and smooth, quiet almost. She's the wife of Tokiomi and generally has no input to the Grail War or Fate Zero's story. But aye, we can have fun with her. She sells her child...
It's your father.
Why not?
I thought I could sell my child. After all, she looks more like you than I.
Kid Rin. Annoying and does not appear much.
Go fuck yourself untrustworthy and future-malicious intentions!
Why do you pronounce my name like that?
Well that just happened. Can I see my father?
Waver is a young pupil to Kayneth Archibald. He is an excellent student (in this series, not the original) but thinks he is always getting mocked. So he steals his teachers package and summons Rider.
BUT IT WAS A GOOD ESSAY!
HE MOCKS ME!
OH MY GOD I SUMMONED THE ROCK!
Rider is a fun character. Based on King Alexander the King of Conquerors. Fun, loud, and stupid. But full of fucking awesomeness.
No I'm not caster, though my muscles do hypnotize people.
Look here Golden Boy, I am going to win that fooking Grail.
Please, Saber's a "woman".
Master of Lancer. Teacher. Educated.
Waver, you did good job.
Well shit. Waver, you have my full attention. You will be the most dangerous opponent in this Grail War. After all, you're a fucking genius.
Lancer! I love you. I mean - don't use your... masculine handsomeness on my... di- wife! Wife!
Haven't really come to him yet so go nuts with whatever you think would work.
Oh my god. He makes me want to be gay.
I'm sorry Master.
It's always about the fucking mole! Not me!
Wife of Kayneth but is in love with Lancer. Is insane towards the midway point of the series.
Lancer is so... handsome.
I would love to be thrusted by Lancer's lances.
Oh just fuck me!
Insane and weird. Don't know what I want with this one so go for anything.
I love you. Holy shit.
Ah, yeah buddy. Sure; go bang that blondie!
Yeah look, I'm tired. You fucked up and used a lot of mana. So, no, you may not have anymore mana.
He's weird...
Hello my Holy Virgin. Give me your virginity!
Are you my master? Ah, you like killing. We are going to be good friends.
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