Fairy Tail Abridged (Episode 2 Cast)
Project Overview
Fairy Tail Abridged, of course, is an abridged series. It is built on very crude humour* (cussing and very offensive scenes definitely included) and absolutely ridiculous scenes. . If you're interested in joining in, give it a go. If a character is not listed, it's because we're only casting for episode two (+ Happy) right now. If you can do a voice that isn't listed, leave a comment and you will be notified when the voice is needed at a later date to leave an audition. The script for episode two has not yet been written (it is being redone), so quotes from the previous script are being used.
15/10/19 - Narrator added to cast list, will be cast quicker than other roles (likely) as needed for episode 1
*If you are ever uncomfortable with any content that shows up in the script, you are most definitely allowed to back out or ask for a rewrite if it is too far.
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(Note: Happy is currently needed as well for episode one, so this role will be cast significantly quicker than any other role)
Very blue and likely the most grounded cat around. He's Natsu's sidekick and often points out the absolute absurdity of the others around him, although his sarcasm is often lost on surrounding airheads. Hindsight is 20/20, but so is his foresight.
"PLEASE PUT NATSU OUT OF HIS MISERY!"
"Because that's where a giant, fire-breathing dragon would be. In a town. Getting bitches."
"Well, he's not wrong."
Single and far too eager to mingle, Gray is the resident stripper of Fairy Tail. His eyes are annoyingly and constantly fixated on the end of Natsu's torso and he's the absolute cheapest prostitute that money can buy, though it can be expected that it might result in a few diseases.
"Natsu! Fuck me in the ass!"
"GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS IF YOU DON'T WANT ANAL!"
"I'm going to need your shirt to cover up."
Pick a card, pick a card. Hardcore drinker and gambler Cana is on the case. Her choice of magic is shiny Yu-Gi-Oh cards, which has the ability to instantly distract everybody on the field.
"Gray! No one wants that!"
"You really do get quality based on what you pay."
"Look at my shiny card."
An old man with a very concerning choice in women. Insistent that times were far better when wizards were more commonly referred to as mages and has a mild obsession with scorching skin. Depending on how you look, he is best avoided.
"Will you fucktards stop? You make me want to kill myself."
"Mira, that's strictly after hours. It's the only good thing about this guild."
"Now back in my day-"
Resident starlet and tavern wench of Fairy Tail, Mirajane Strauss. Demonic in all areas of her life and can only be subdued through ropes and ties, shown best through porn magazines. Most notably, her favourite scent of candle is burning human flesh.
"Does it burn? Is your flesh scorched?"
"Everything is okay... until they touch my brother."
"What do you think you're doing here?"
Characters with minimal lines in episode two, but will be needed for future episodes.
Siegrain's voice actor is also preferable for Jellal's voice actor (Jellal is not present in episode two, but the pair share the same voice in the anime).
Elfman has an obsession with art and bunnies.
Krov appears briefly.
You can audition for one of these characters or all of these, though it is likely you will only be picked for one.
Siegrain: "They weren't even called mages. Just leave them alone; they're wizards, grandpa."
Elfman: "Has anyone seen my bunny?"
Krov: "You've made my buckteeth worse!"
Characters with minimal lines in episode two, but will be needed for future episodes (potentially)
Macao is an old, perverted man whose ways really did not change with the presence of a curse.
Romeo is a boy that has a creepy level of intellect for his age.
It is preferable for Macao's voice actor to also voice the Vulcan form.
You can audition for one of these characters or all of these, though it is likely you will only be picked for one.
Macao: "Want to have a meeting in my bedroom?"
Macao (As Vulcan): "Don't touch mu hoe."
Romeo: "Return my daddy to me, you swine."
The narrator. Covers scene changes and the introduction - normally very expository. He has a very hard time pronouncing words and often mixes them up.
"The Kingdom of Ferrari. A country of absolute chaos, much like Australia when there is nothing to ground its citizens."
"Some use magic as a job and they are referred to as mages- WIZARDS!"
"The port city of Hard-on... HARGEON! God fucking damn it."
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