This project is in case anyone is interested in providing voice lines in my place for my pastiche of CinemaSins's "Everything Wrong With" videos, with the Ace Attorney series. I'd be happy to have you. The only requirement is that you must have a Discord account.
Miles and Gregory Edgeworth have not been included in the casting list because I will be voicing them myself.
One week until the deadline, and four characters still need submissions, and those characters are:
-Samson Tangaroa
-Carmelo Gusto
-Franziska von Karma
-Excelsius Winner
If anyone is willing to audition for any of these characters, that would be greatly appreciated. Thank you, and submissions are due June 24.
I have set up a Discord server for my series. If you wish to join, here's the link:
https://discord.gg/6FdhQGPqXV
Homicide detective from the local precinct who's always first on the scene at any murder investigation.
That's Detective Gumshoe to you, pal!
Don't worry about it! In the name of love, a man will soil himself silly!
Huh!? Hey! You can't just go saying "pal" like that! That's MY endearing character trait!
The current president of Zheng Fa. An attempt was made on his life as he gave a speech at an event held in his honor.
We shall crush the wicked with the righteous hammer of justice!
You seek explanations from a head of state!? I say NO! A thousand times NO! I will not explain myself to you!
The right to extraterritoriality cannot be denied! This! Is! Zheng Fa!
A journalist who attended the president's speech hoping to snap up a scoop.
Uh, sure... I'm your friendly neighborhood reporter!
You're the prosecutor in charge of this here case, ain'tcha? Wanna give me your first impressions? Anything strike y'all as odd?
Well if y'all are gonna be like that, I'll be movin' right along! GOOD! BYE!
A self-styled Great Thief and so-called "second Yatagarasu" who's always looking to bag the greatest treasure of all -- the truth.
Even in the depths of night, when no other bird dares to take flight, one alone soars to shine the light of righteousness on the world's blight! And that one is me! For I am the Great Thief, Yatagarasu!
Well! By the time anyone notices, it's already gone! That's the Yatagarasu way!
There's something even thieves should never steal. Do you know what that is? A life. It's too heavy of a burden on your soul to get away with, ever.
A professional killer who made an attempt on President Wang's life at Gourd Lake
People are not always who they appear to be.
A certain someone did indeed hire me to carry out a contract. And that contract did indeed specify that I was to assassinate President Wang...
You have two days. Of course, tonight, he will be in questioning with the police. But the trial is in two days. At that trial, you will win a not guilty verdict. Remember, you only have one chance. One chance, Mr. Attorney.
Second-in-command of the president's security detail. Appears to be something of a specialist when it comes to handling firearms.
Yeah, well I'm doing my job as a knight and protecting my king. So go ahead. Keep running your mouth.
Sure, we did what we had to do. Sacrificed one of our pieces to protect the king... But to lose someone like him during a castling... It's a real shame.
Put up or shut up, Edgeworth. Where's your evidence?
Senior partner at Edgeworth and Co., and former assistant to defense attorney Gregory Edgeworth.
No hard feelings, yeah? C'mon, bring it in!
Now, let's see what the answer key has to say, shall we? Oh no! You got it wrong! This is actually... a workshop!
Hey, Gregory... Tomorrow, I'm... going back there. Tomorrow. With your boy. I'm finally going to find out what happened 18 years ago...
An inmate and former boxer who is obsessed with training. Has a pet polar bear named Teddy.
From the blue corner... it's Rocco "D-259" Carcerato!
H-Hey, paws off! Get your mitts offa me, ya big palooka!
Fine. You want keys? I hope you choke on 'em!
A district court judge and member of the Committee for Prosecutorial Excellence, who also acts as its mouthpiece.
The law is absolute. It is not to be bent to your whims.
The guilty verdict is in. The Goddess has spoken, and her judgment is final.
In the name of the Goddess of Justice! OVERRULED! Mr. Edgeworth, you are out of line!
The greatest prosecutor ever to prosecute... according to himself, anyway. In actual fact, his relationship with logic is tenuous at best.
Though you might know me as just "THE Winner" -- a name they call me down at the Prosecutor's Office. With GREAT affection, I might add.
Do I really have to spell it out for you, Edgeworth? I’d hoped even you could put two and two together!
They call it the human race because somebody has to win it -- and that somebody is me!
An animal-tamer-in-training at the Berry Big Circus.
B-But... one of them's a prosecutor, right? Aren't they all super scary!? All they do is stare at you... Right into your soul!
No, no, no! That was all Bronco's idea. Nothing to do with me at all. Still, it moved things in the right direction, wouldn't you say? Isn't fate a crazy thing?
.........Ohhh. So that's how you want to play it, huh? You always did have the courage of your convictions, I guess. Luckily, grinding people's self-belief into dust is kind of a hobby of mine.
Warden of the prison. An animal lover who considers physical contact to be very important.
Well, how else does one greet a new friend, hm? A little smooch is entirely de rigueur, don’t you think?
Darlings! Please! There’s nothing to be alarmed about! By which I mean that’s not an alarm! It’s the dinner bell! Although, I suppose it is rather alarming if you aren’t used to it…
Because all the other children in my little home are absolute sweethearts! They have faith in themselves, and in one another. They have faith in the guards. In me. And they work hard every day to better themselves. None of them would dare commit murder.
A prison inmate. Currently training to be a pet stylist.
Y-you with your "objections", and your "evidence"... Just who do you think you are!?
Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you! I-it was him, I tell you! I saw him! H-he killed her and he should burn! Burn! Give him death!
And then, I saw him lying there… A man… not moving… dead!
A blind ex-assassin whose favored tools were a black dog and a knife. The tinkling of small bells used to accompany his apperance.
If I'm honest, Mr. Edgeworth, I'm tired of all the killing. Keh heh heh. But back then, I felt that death was my path. I embraced it, and strove to learn what it had to teach.
Let us just say that I might not take the loss of the one life that I ever saved too well.
I would recommend that you take care in how you treat me during my stay here… I wouldn’t want to have to set my dogs on you. Or your precious “family”...
An Interpol agent with an unrivaled arrest rate. Originally from Zheng Fa.
Lang Zi says: "A cub who disrespects others soon feels the disciplinary bite of an elder."
Now, seeing as we're both so stubborn, how about we go head-to-head and thrash out the details?
Tch! Detectives bust a gut to find evidence on the scene… And then prosecutors come along and twist it for their own ends!
Head animal trainer at the Berry Big Circus.
Alright! I look so cute in this picture! Don't you think I look cute? Don't ya? Don't ya?
Alright, Simeon! We’ve got some training to do! I think it’s time you and Regent got acquainted!
I was thinking of teaching whatever primate was out there a lesson… But I was expecting more of a monkey than a human…
Having received a guilty verdict for his purported role in the IS-7 Incident, he is now serving out his prison sentence.
I swear to you I didn't do it. Like I told you, I could never take a life. Never.
In the daaark of the night, at the end of the daaay, I saw two timely saviors a-comin’ my waaay!
...I just want her to be her own person and to choose her own destiny. The last thing I want is for her to miss out on all that life has to offer because of me.
Former assistant to Samson Tangaroa and current owner of the Zodiac Hall art gallery. She loves to sing and dance.
Yes, it’s so that the tea cools down more quickly, I’m afraid. Some of our guests don’t like it too hot.
Hee hee. Then why don’t I take your picture?
But he locked himself in the room too, didn’t he? Surely that and the fact that he triggered it himself… …wouldn’t it point to it being a suicide attempt?
Eagle-eyed homicide detective. A man of few words.
...Do I need to teach you a thing or two about how to talk to adults, kid!?
Don’t touch it! You’ll get your fingerprints all over it.
Haven’t seen… the autopsy report yet, either… Guy’s probably got a hand in that, too.
A candy-crafting confectioner who's taking part in the contest.
…Ruthless. Brutal. There’s nothing she wouldn’t do to win.
I wanted to see Frost’s work up close. So I went up to the Gemini-- sorry, guess it was supposed to be the Pisces statue… …and I saw that the lid was frozen on tight. So I grabbed a blowtorch from nearby and tried to open it.
What’s an omelet without a few eggs, hm? Nothing, Mr. Prosecutor! Nothing!
A confectioner of indeterminate age. Back home in the U.K., they call her Ms. Delicious.
Oh, don’t be a big sourpuss, Baddy B! The fun’s only just beginning!
Silly girl! That wasn’t a “dearie” moment. That was more of a “lambkin”. “Sweetheart is for when you’re being sympathetic, of course. And “treasure” is for when they’re in a tizz… “Love” is for people you’re not that keen on, and “petal” you use when you’re trying to get someone’s attention.
Well you’ll just have to like it or lump it! I can’t change a nickname once I’ve settled on it!
Veteran prosecutor who has never lost a case in his entire career.
Wrong. There is only one thing you need to do here. You will slam down your gavel and say the word "guilty". That is your role!
You and your father are my curse! Your father shamed me with a penalty on my record! And you... you left a scar on my shoulder that would never fade! I... I'll bury you! I'll bury you with my bare hands! Death! Death!
Decisive evidence. A decisive witness. What else could possibly be required?
Edgeworth's childhood friend. He fancies himself as something of an artist.
I should have realized it sooner. Self-centered, lazy, anti-social... I'm an artist. A really good portrait artist! I'm not a loser after all!
She's the one with the hots for me! I just know it! I can feel her sexy beam piercing my heart when she's watching me! Seeeeeexy beam, I tell you!
We were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony!
A nurse who works at Hertz Hospital. Has a worrying tendency to offer unnecessary treatments to everyone she meets.
No need to worry! It's nothing an injection can't cure! Now roll up your sleeve for me! It won't hurt! Much!
Prevention is better than cure! A stitch in time saves nine! Those are just a few of my mottos!
“Don’t you ‘old fogey’ me, ya dang reprobate!” …Ahem.
Daughter of Manfred von Karma. She is a highly talented prosecutor, and is currently working with Interpol.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Mr. Phoenix Wright. I grow tired of the foolish foolery of the foolish fools of this foolish country...
I gave up a promising career in Germany and came to this country for one sole reason. Revenge.
You have no chance. Zero. Zilch. Nada. I'm not losing this case! Why, you ask? Because it is not in the nature of a Von Karma to lose at anything!!
Former chief prosecutor, current Chairman of the Committee, and Eustace Winner's father. Has a tendency to burst into tears over nothing.
When you get to my level, you don't uncover the truth. You make it, little by little.
Oh-ho-ho. Well, Miles, my boy, time to pay the piper. Ahh, I've always wanted to say that.
If you never even realized that much, there's no hope for you, I'm afraid. None at all. You're no son of mine. Even you must see that.
A high school student looking to become a forensic investigator.
Science saves the day again, huh? Good thing I happened to be around, right!?
Let's be scientific about this, please!
N-N-No way! That stuff’s so… unscientific!
A freelance photojournalist who I've met in the past. Known for her ability to sniff out scoops and snap them with her trusty camera.
What! Don't try to play stupid with me just 'cause you think I'm some country bumpkin! Yeah, I know how y'all Yanks think! "I say, those southern folks talk with that exaggerated drawl, why they must be dumb!" Well let me tell you, just because I might be dumb don't mean we all are!
You sure you went to school, City Boy? Wherever Lotta Hart goes, there's a story to be found! A big scoop to be had!
I-I didn't mean anything bad! I know I can be a little mean, but I ain't evil!
Assistant at Global Studios in charge of large props and set pieces.
I don't care what kind of girl you might think I am, I need that card!
Hee hee. Wouldn’t you like to know? But you’ll just have to wait to find out in the theater!
Knock yourselves out! …Oh, but don’t do that literally -- the steps can be kinda slippy!
The child star of the monster movie being filmed. Mature for his age with a menacing demeanor.
If he's a prosecutor, where's his badge?
How many times do I have to tell you? I don’t need you to worry about me.
I won’t ever forgive you. But I shouldn’t be the one who gets to punish you. That’s what these guys are for. My mom. The prosecutor. People like that.
An action star with Global Studios. Best known as the Steel Samurai, and is playing the part of Taurusaurus in the series' latest film.
Are you kidding!? If they had real monsters to call on, I’d be out of a job!
The moon? No, it is you who should gaze upon the moon... For it will be the last moon you ever see! See you in hell, Evil Magistrate!
Too bad for the Jammin' Ninja, though. Last year, he lost to The Pink Princess: Warrior of Little Olde Tokyo. I thought this might be his year...
A freelance journalist who was murdered in the SS-5 Incident.
Hey, Rosie. It's me. I guess you're asleep already. Anyway, I'm here at the orphanage.
Something weird's going on. President Wang is here for some reason. And there's another--
Dammit! The light's out, so I can't quite see, but... ...it looked like he was being... kidnapped? Anyway, probably nothing, but I thought I should let you kn--
