Ed, Edd, n Eddy Abridged Clips
Project Overview
Updates will be constant. It's impossible to work with my current laptop.
Laptop Has fully crashed. You wanna audition go ahead. I've future projects in mind and I wanna see any voice as of now.
So what I'm trying to create are short clips and a limited series of the classic Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd, Eddy. Can't do all the voices on my own so I'd appreciate some help. The voices that are truly needed are Rolf, Nazz, Shank, Jimmy and Marie. Please no imitations of the original voices, eventhough you're being given some creative control. Work with what the description gives you and make your own new voice for the character. Relax and sound as natural as possible. Feel free to go watch some of the episodes. You might find a stream or 2 on Youtube, but you didn't hear that from me. Need editors to help with audio and video editing. This doesn't pay but the best I can do is mention your names so you can find future work. Other characters will eventually be added so please refrain from saying "Where's Ed and Double D?". Just need to find what to do with them!n. You will be needing a Discord account if you get casted.
Some Info for improvising
The Cul-De-Sac is now known as The Grove or Grove Street.
The KevEdd thing will be referenced. can you make magic with this piece of info?
The Kanker/Eds relationship is a bit complicated
Double D is street smart
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This version of Eddy is from the Tri-State Area. He has a Italian NJ/NY accent. Do your best to not make the accent sound too stereotypical. Many NY and NJ citizens fit Eddy's personality so it seems a bit fitting. He's still loud, rude, and obnoxious. Remember, you have some creative control. It's encouraged to read a line and then make your own. Good luck and have fun!
Rolf, I don't mean to be a dick but uuuh. . . where the hell are you from?
Face it DD, every kid in the Grove is gonna want one of these bad boys, and we are gonna be RICH! *Sings cheerily and quickly* STACKING MONEY, GRABBIN' HONEY'S, GETTIN' RICH, WHILE I STEAL YA BITCH!
Please Improvise
This Version of Rolf is either a Cuban or Dominican immigrant. A heavy accent is needed so any actual Cuban and Dominicans are more than welcome to audition. His vocal age range is actually from YA to MA. Rolf is basically the same character, strange, loud, cultural, proud, strict, fatherly, wise and incomprehensible at times. Only he's Dominican or Cuban.
*calmly* This is the Hat of Mil Chingasos. . . Stas wuevado!? . . . Vaya con dios brother.
*Struggles hard to read something outloud* Eh, hello neighbor. . .we would like to invite you to join the Mara Salva-*Notices he's at wrong house* Jyonny! Why do I see Nahs at Eddy's door? *louder now*Did the yayo touch your system before common sense did!? *angry* DISGRACIADO! No badge for you!
Please Improvise
You know that One Aggressive White Boy That'll Fight Anyone? All they wear is shorts, vans, a backwards snapback in the summer and winter? Yeah, that's Kevin. If you know remember their names, they'll come in handy. Emotional, angry, arrogant, low-key maybe gay, a bit loud. Remember, you have some creative control so you can even use your real voice for Kevin. It's encouraged to read the line, and then redoing it with your twist. Good luck and have fun!
*Aggressive* My name ain't Kevin bro! Can't you tell but the way I'm dressed that I'm That One Aggressive White Boy That'll Fight Anyone? My name is (say name) . . . or it's (say name) and it's (choose name) today bitch.
*calm* Hey Nas, you wanna smoke cigarettes in the bathrooms and throw my Dad's empty beer bottles at Eddy's house today?
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So Nazz will be the most difficult character to do. I'm looking for anyone that can or will dare to try and imitate Nas the rapper's voice. Nazz is still caring and compassionate towards her fellow Grove Kids as she is in the show. And will at times speak in rhymes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2bCf-60lHMo
*calm, soothing and trying to relax Double D* DD homey, you gotta chill, cause that snitch shit ain't welcome here in the PJs, you know that.
*Calm* Nah fuck outta here with that fufu Ese shit Rolf. it's all about the Grove baby!
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Johnny is just your friendly average neighborhood junkie. He claims he's recovered but Shank says otherwise. He usually talks a bit low and a little fast paced at times. Johnny is as cheerful as he is in the show and is environmental for all the wrong reasons.
*Kevin just got hurt because of Jonny but he still talks to Kevin as if everything is ok* Hey Shank, Kev will help us. (Flaky) You got a quarter so I can get a haircut? Yeah just a haircut, a haircut.
*annoyed tone, as if correcting someone* You know I only had to use Shank to hurt someone 2 and half times right? . . . Oh, I just finished the job.
*Passes by on bike, says cheerfully* Iiiiiii'm a crackhead.
Whatever vocal range, whatever age. a bit gruff would be appreciated. Shank has a London, Cockney accent. All of Shank's lines can be improvised to better suit the vocabulary of a London native. Shank is a being that has been around for a long time and knows a thing or two about the crazy side of life and much about The Grove.
*crying out to be picked up* Hey, hey you! My loan sharks came and they took Johnny away, can you help a bloke up?. . . christ here they are again, run lads!
*correcting* No. The only reason we talk is 'cos the tosser's always trippin' on acid! I'm shady, but that's company just not worth keeping!
*Lowly and mischievous, as if giving bad advice* I'm telling you Johnny this is where we hid all our goods and dead bodies, no one is gonna know.
Jimmy will have 2 voices. One is very sissy like and flamboyant. It's a stereotypical cartoony gay voice and the other is deep as fuck and very hood. Michael Clark Duncan and James Earl Jones deep. Ving Rhames deep. the voice range will be from from YA to MA. So the joke of Jimmy being gay returns with a twist. Which is the real Jimmy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsXMmF-ggvI
*hood voice, disappointed and a bit sad* God damn it, I just got these nails done. And Sara was all over 'em complimenting them too. This is just a bad day.
*flamboyant voice and aggressive* Uh, 'scuse you bitch, but I'm the only diva around here with a great ass and all the sass!
*Hood voice, cheerfully raps to himself* Chillin in the grove, fresh batch on the stove, . . . *alert* Someone's coming! (Flamboyant voice) heeeey sweetie! what a pretty shirt! . . . . *hood voice, lowly, sadly* No must know who i really am
You can use your own voice for May. from medium to medium-deep. Most times you'll be talking like nothing is wrong. May is usually a happy go lucky person. Usually.
*Agressive and lowly* I'm gonna ride and fist you harder than a whore holding onto her welfare check!
*Excited, threatning* Honey Pie, we told you, if you didn't give up them checks, we coming to collect, *more low*and It's time to collect.
*annoyed* I hate how Mom always make us do her nasty laundry! *lower* So . . . sticky.
Marie has the same type of wild attitude in the show, but she's nicer. and more cheerful. Any lines can be improvised to better suit the dialogue of a London native. Marie has a London,Cockney accent. Marie can go from cheery and loving small kitten one second, to angry tigress the next.
*cheery and reassuring* Well don't feel too bad there, love! Mom's a bit of a tom, just look at her sheets!
*happily informing*Oh, but of course we can! Everyone from back home can communicate with each other dead or alive, whatever species. It's universal law ya know?
*upset, close to tears* All we wanted was to be happy together! *sobs* . . . . *angry, shouting* And you sods gone and fucked it up!
Please improvise an additional line
Need help to edit audio and video. If not someone please teach me to do it.
Say something you think would fit
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