Dumbatss (A batman parody)
Project Overview
Voice Actor
The Butler of Bruce Wayne, sophisticated, former SAS, posh-like but also wise. This version would be a comedic, posh guy who sometimes speaks with a rap-like vocabulary, but still with a posh british accent
- british
Master Bruce, i must commend you for courting miss cheetah, i highly doubt that miss Diana Prince knows of her wereabouts. I have given you the courtesy of placing Lint rollers in your bat-nightstand next to your bat-bed, so your bat-sheets won´t be so hairy next time, sir.
Master B-Wizzie, that broke mf Firefly has been spotted dropshipping some fake jordans from pandabuy, do snatch his chain, my good sir
Fall we sir why do? ourselves so pick we can, begin batman
Voice Actor
The comissioner, gruff, strong, tired ally of Batman. Comedic in this role, would be a parody of POLITICAL COMMENTATOR alex jones
- male adult
- gruff
I DONT LIKE SCARECROW PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE GOTHAM WATER THATS TURNING THE DAMN PENGUINS GAY
ALL OF THESE CRIMINALS TODAY IDOLIZING GODDAMN TWO-FACE OF ALL PEOPLE. DUMBATSS IS A HERO WHO SINGLEHANDEDLY WIPED HIS OWN ASS WITH NOTHING BUT A LEATHER GLOVE AND HIS SHEER WILL
Voice Actor
The smart, young assisstant of batman, the woman in the chair
- female adult
Well, its like my dad tastelessly told me at that limp bizkit concert, you just gotta KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING, KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
This chocolate gun.......its just.......SO:........TASTY!:........
Voice Actor
Flirty femme fatalle, on occasion, batmans ally
- female adult
- sultry
Having a bomb around my neck that could splatter my head across these walls like a watermelon in a 2016 funniest 1 hour try not to laugh vine compilation marlon webb edition is really making me hot for you
(Fart noise, flirty) Ooooooh, i just farted in my suuuuit
Voice Actor
Joker, the clown prince of crime, chaos clown himself. This one would be comedic but also a tryhard jokester
- male adult
BATMAN! I remember 2016! Sheeesh, What were you trying to pull off?! The FATMAN?! HAHAHHAHAHAHA. WOrlds FATTEST detective!?!?
I have a joke for you batman, this one is a classic...."Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?" "They cant!! There Gender!!!!"
Voice Actor
This version would be childish and immature, like an angsty teen
Why didnt you hop on fort, daddeh!
If "feminists get wrecked compilations" have told me anything, its that facts dont care about your feelings, daddeh!
Watch out for his armor, its strong, its sooooooooo last season but its like, strong or sum shi
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Helpful ally and policeman. Tough, but a little bit crashout-y
Batman i want you to KILL THAT MF SCARECROW
Professor pig? more like professor BIIIIIG ass mf
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Edward nigma, annoying prick, and overall asshole of the arkham series
Hello Batman! Just to let you know, i have a clue for one of my trophies! Ahem! Deep down within where the sun dont shine, something near maybe even mine! Next to something that doesnt smell right, this starfish surely wont put up a fight.........please
Question, whos a bitch, you!
Riddle me this! Where does darth maul get his sneakers?
Voice Actor
A mentally immature and underdeveloped robin who speaks like a baby
BOOOOOOOOOH I FIND UH A FUNKY EHHHHHH
YOOOO KAI CENAT JUST RIZZ FACED SPEED AYOOOO SUS BOIII
Voice Actor
Batmans genius inventor
No, bruce, i will not install a makeshift toilet that donates 60 million dollars to ishowspeed everytime you go brown town
Bruce, please stop sending me blueprints for a Roxanne Wolf lifesize animatronic, with the grip strength of a gorilla, its not happening
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