The Ziacik
auditioning for
Alfred Pennyworth
in Dumbatss (A batman parody)
The Butler of Bruce Wayne, sophisticated, former SAS, posh-like but also wise. This version would be a comedic, posh guy who sometimes speaks with a rap-like vocabulary, but still with a posh british accent
Master Bruce, i must commend you for courting miss cheetah, i highly doubt that miss Diana Prince knows of her wereabouts. I have given you the courtesy of placing Lint rollers in your bat-nightstand next to your bat-bed, so your bat-sheets won´t be so hairy next time, sir.
Master B-Wizzie, that broke mf Firefly has been spotted dropshipping some fake jordans from pandabuy, do snatch his chain, my good sir
Fall we sir why do? ourselves so pick we can, begin batman