Cults and Pizza: A Creepypasta Audio Drama
Project Overview
Greg Schmidt was a fun-loving college kid who had a boring roommate named Jack Nichols. Now Greg is a fun-loving college dropout with a missing roommate.
Follow Greg on his search to find and help his college roommate Jack. Little does Greg know, his old roommate is now an infamous kidney eater, Eyeless Jack.
Pizza rolls and Mtn Dew aren't gonna fix that-
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Greg is a fun and outgoing guy and he's the definition of a bro. He's typically more optimistic than the others in this audio drama and I'd say he's the main protagonist through this all. He does have his moments of seriousness though so a bit of flexibility would be great!
Looking for a voice similar to Jonathan from Hotel Transylvania. Outgoing and sorta immature, have some fun with it lol
(enthusiastically)
"Dude, Jack, wake up bro! You've got to see this! Guess who got laid last night!'
(Cautious/concerned)
"You know what kind of shit she reads? She has like, books upon books about these freaky ass cults, I shit you not."
(casually)
"I had a dream my grandma blew up like a balloon and started chasing me around with a giant flyswatter."
Alright so there is a difference with the tone of this role.
During a flashback, Jack (pre-cult) sounds calm and slightly more upbeat. Eyeless Jack is a bit more tired and sorta cold. Same voice but different tones.
Similar to Legoshi from Beastars, Eyeless Jack is supposed to have a more monotone voice, maybe even slightly tired undertones, he's not very eager to do really anything and he's rather introverted.
Jack Nichols, again, has a similar sound but he's got just a little more life in his voice. Still pretty deep and whatnot but Jack Nichols has more going for him.
- male young adult
- english (american)
- Monotone
[Jack Nichols] (dismissively)"Whatever, I'm going to check it out. If there's anything wrong I'll report it to the dean. I'll see you in a bit."
[Eyeless Jack] (Dark/disgusted/Cold-hearted)"You don't deserve paradise... none of you do... Burn in hell, all of you."
[Eyeless Jack] (With a slight chuckle)"Nice to know you haven't changed much. Though I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing to be honest."
So Orchid is sorta a nervous little cinnamon roll of a human! She's blind but wants to help in any ways she possibly can! (She'll get her own project eventually btw ;3)
For this voice the idea sound is something very similar to Derpy Hooves from my little pony!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4TMsXAumZU
1:26 the grey pegasus in case you've never watched the show
(nervous bean)
"M-Me? Oh I dunno Greg. I've never really done anything fun. Do I have to?"
(Happy/cute)
"Oh wow! I have no idea what it is but it's soft and fluffy and I love it! Thank you!"
(calm but positive)
"Jack, you're my friend, I want to help in any way I can, but I can't help you if you won't let me. I know I can't do much... but... I really want to get you through this!"
THERE WILL BE NON-ENGLISH LINES FOR THIS ROLE (POSSIBLY)
Being able to speak the other language is NOT a requirement so please don't let that discourage you! <3
Anywho, Willow is an oracle for Chernobog, a god of darkness and bad stuff. She won't appear immediately but she will be present in almost every episode, so you will be expected to be active in this project.
Looking for a more serious tone, maybe with a little rasp if you can, just to give her a sorta collected sound, she tends to be sarcastic.
(serious, spiteful)
"Ophelia is a threat to mankind so long as she remains the high priestess and unless we stop her she will bring forth an eternal night and with that mankind itself will be wiped out!"
(calm, interested) (churn-oh-bog)
"Huh, so the rumors of the kidney eater were true. Never thought I'd meet the son of Lord Chernobog at a place like this. So, do tell kidney-eater, what are you doing here of all places?"
(Sarcastic but slowly getting more irritated)
"What? You mean to tell me that sneaking into a large sacrificial ceremony completely unarmed was a bad idea? Wow! Must have slipped my mind Greg! If only someone warned us!"
Doesn't appear too much but he is a main antagonist. He is a level-headed cult oracle, a voice of Chernobog. Respected and, to an extent, feared. This voice requires a deep-ish cool voice, keep it classy. ;3
[Calm/cynical]
"Well young sister, if you are not with us than you are against us. It has been a pleasure knowing you but if you are not aiding the greater cause then you are in my way and must be rid off. Goodbye young oracle."
[With interest]
"Ah, young Willow, Last I saw you you were still a little girl, uttering the whispers of our dark lord. Do tell, what brings you to this humble soiree?"
[With a chuckle/ cool malicious intent] (pronounced chur-no-bog)
"Son of Chernobog it is an honor. The young oracle said much about you but little about your intentions. I do hope that you continue to entertain us tonight."
She's lost her mind. Like she's sorta yandere for he dark lord and she's obsessed with seeing the end of the world. She longs for it. If you can make her evil/batshit crazy that's be great. Her daughter may be mature but Ophelia is not like Willow.
- general english
- adult
[Playful Whine]"Oh come now sweetheart, don't tell me you didn't know~!"
[Sinister/Giggle]"This is what I made you for dearest daughter! Our dark lord's blood flows within your very veins! He fills your ears with his venomous voice, poisoning that sweet human instinct with his own selfish desire! Isn't it absolutely addicting?!"
[A cackle would be nice, scare me woman]"Dark lord Chernobog grant me your dark divine power! Let me rip their hearts out of their chests just for you, god of darkness!"
I literally don't know how to describe this voice.
What do you think a 1600 lb "disturbed bird/human creature that roams the forests, stalking children, abducting them to be part of the legend" would sound like???
Seed doesn't speak very well and typically the sounds he'll make with consist of growls and roars but a voice actor is a must for the few times he does speak. His grammar and vocab kinda suck and talking in general is difficult.
[strained/growl-ish]
"Seed... hunger... seed... eat?"
[strained/happy]
"Flow...er.... smell.. nice"
[strained/low]
"Dan..ger... Ej... go"
Robbie is Greg's coworker, he cooks the food and talks to Greg during the shift. He won't be a frequent character in this project but he is necessary in the earlier episodes.
Robbie's a bit down to earth, hardworking. He's very much into true crime and thinks he could "do a lot better tracking down killers than the cops ever could."
[With a laugh] I had a guy come in this morning, this wackjob was asking for uncooked burgers! I told him to get lost but, man, this town's got some real freaks lately!
[Irritated] Of course, somebody gets all slashed up and the cops still don't know shit. You know if I were on the case the guy would be behind bars by now... Not that I could ever be a cop but I'm just saying. These guys are stupid if they haven't caught him already!
[in an almost coach-like tone] You know what Greg, those college degrees are just crap on a piece of paper. They won't get you nowhere. No this, this shit. This is the real deal. You get life experience here. Med school ain't shit.
Greg's (ex) gf
Gabby's kinda got a little bit of a valleygirl tone but not too much. Just have fun with it. ^^
She won't make too many appearances throughout the series.
[irritated]
"Look I can be patient and understanding 'cuz you lost your friend but that doesn't mean I'm gonna let you push me away like this"
[Playful]
"Oh come on Greg, you're always in the mood. Don't tell me you're finally turned off~"
[on the phone/disinterested]
"This is Gabriella. Oh, it's you. Look, if this is you crawling back for another chance you can forget it. In fact, I actually moved on, you missed your chance Schmidty. I'm over you."
Jenny is the cult girl who deceived Jack in the original story. She seemed like a friendly girl-next-door kinda gal but she wound up being quite a monster. She will be present in flashbacks so she won't be very present but she's still important nonetheless.
Looking for a preppy sorta voice.
- english (american)
- Sweet
- friendly
- female young adult
(Dazed, pensive)"Jack Nichols... Jack, my sweet Jack. Of course I remember him, he was so sweet and kind..."
(Delusional, friendly, a bit creepy)"Cult? There's no cult Jack, you're just overreacting!"
(Irritated)"I remember you... you're that pesky roommate of his. Don't think I didn't notice the way you'd look at me! Like I was some kind of freak!"
Just a reporter, you won't show up very often but you'll be featured in a few episodes for sure so give us your best reporter voice. ^^
"Next up tonight, strange noises from Aspen Falls, the peaceful trail turned bloody ambush. More at 10."
(stereotypical reporter laugh)
"The tails keep turning with Chester the wienerdog. Following up, entire family missing from their home in Auburn Pass, family of 4, at the sight is Ryan Goldrun, Ryan what's the story."
Just a reporter. Not too many appearances but important every now and again. Just do your best reporter voice. ^^
"Thanks Todd, I'm here at Oak House creek where locals believe they've seen bigfoot."
"So Mr. Schmidt, what can you tell us about the incident that happened here last night? Any devil worshipping or teenagers causing trouble that you know of?"
Bruhhhhhhh
(pronounced: Churn-oh-bog)
"Hail Lord Chernobog! Hail the dark lord!"
"Son of Chernobog, please! Deliver me to everlasting paradise!"
"The chosen son! It's him! He'll bring us salvation! Praise to the dark lord!"
Just background voices, this'll be helpful for some scenes with more people
[puzzled/surprised]
"Whoa, hey did you see that? What the hell was that thing?"
[fun/nonchalant]
"Hey why don't we meet up after class?"
[Fear]
"It's coming! Run! Oh my God oh my God!"
Need help putting audio together and could use some sound effects for sure. So if you have any examples of previous work or any experience that would be really helpful!
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Must be able to draw some backgrounds (trees, people, rooms, etc.)
Designs will be provided for you to reference!
Your collaboration would be VERY much appreciated!
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