Cults and Pizza: A Creepypasta Audio Drama
Bigarious for Robbie
Robbie is Greg's coworker, he cooks the food and talks to Greg during the shift. He won't be a frequent character in this project but he is necessary in the earlier episodes.
Robbie's a bit down to earth, hardworking. He's very much into true crime and thinks he could "do a lot better tracking down killers than the cops ever could."
[With a laugh] I had a guy come in this morning, this wackjob was asking for uncooked burgers! I told him to get lost but, man, this town's got some real freaks lately!
[Irritated] Of course, somebody gets all slashed up and the cops still don't know shit. You know if I were on the case the guy would be behind bars by now... Not that I could ever be a cop but I'm just saying. These guys are stupid if they haven't caught him already!
[in an almost coach-like tone] You know what Greg, those college degrees are just crap on a piece of paper. They won't get you nowhere. No this, this shit. This is the real deal. You get life experience here. Med school ain't shit.