The Dreamside Chronicles - A Cucumber Quest Fandub
Project Overview
HELLO EVERYONE!!!
this is a casting call for a fandub of the webcomic "cucumber quest" by gigidigi!
this is also my first time directing a project, so please bear with me... (i may need some help directing a project of this magnitude.)
there are a lot of roles to fill, so please consider auditioning! if you don't get one of the bigger roles, that's okay! there's a lot of extras that need voices, too!
if the first two chapters of cucumber quest do well, then i'll put up another casting call for the next few chapters!
of course, this is unpaid because this is a fandub, but you will be credited with your social media links in the description of the youtube video i will upload!
it's highly recommended that you join this project's discord server here, as this is where we'll be working together if you make the cut!
RULES
- all auditionees must be thirteen or older to audition.
- please have a good/decent quality microphone! low quality audio will NOT be accepted!
- i can only edit so much background noise out of your lines, so please try to limit it.
- respect your cast members/crew or you will be kicked off of the project team.
- some characters have a headcanoned voice. i am open to original interpretation, but i would prefer auditions to be close to the headcanoned voice.
- familiarity with the plot of cucumber quest is preferred, but it's fine if you're unfamiliar with the plot. you can read cucumber quest online here: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com
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PLEASE list your discord tag in your audition comment. that's where we'll be communicating. -
DO NOT slate your auditions. - please provide 2-3 takes for your audition lines. i'll accept 1-2 takes for longer lines.
- of course, THERE WILL BE CUCUMBER QUEST SPOILERS IN THE AUDITION LINES! if you don't want to be spoiled, PLEASE READ CUCUMBER QUEST BEFORE YOU AUDITION!
- most importantly... HAVE FUN!
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"Cucumber, or Cuco, is the main character of Cucumber Quest, the son of Lord Cabbage and Bagel and the older brother of Almond. Although he's a descendant of the first Legendary Hero, he's not exactly the hero type, and his skills lay in casting magic spells instead of wielding a sword. He's also very level-headed and is one of the more logical members of the cast." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
For this role, I would like him to sound similar to Ben from Song of the Sea.
Voice Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuwrCBBLyu4
[CONTEXT: Your mother Bagel is proud of you because you got accepted into the best magic school in the world.]
(Slightly excited, ambitious) Thanks, Mom. And Dad said all that studying wouldn't be good for anything... I hope I can prove him wrong!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-6/]
[CONTEXT: The Nightmare Knight has appeared for the first time in front of you, and is intimidating you.]
(Yelling, terrified) THE NIGHTMARE KNIGHT IS SAYING WORDS AT ME!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-372/]
[CONTEXT: You're handing the Rose Stone to the Roselings.]
(Somber, sincere) Here. This is what you want, right? Take her.
[The others can't believe that you're actually handing the Rose Stone to the Roselings.]
(Sincere, unsure) I get it, okay? I don't think we were wrong to stop her. But... I don't know.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-668/]
"Almond is Cucumber's little sister and the primary fighter in the main cast. Although she's fearless, headstrong, and confident in her abilities, she unfortunately cannot be a Legendary Hero on account of being a little sister. Her confidence isn't misplaced: she's strong enough to go toe-to-tentacle with Splashmaster himself." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
For this role, I would like her to sound similar to Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Voice Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khnC3qAVTnE
[CONTEXT: You're pretending to be a damsel in distress because you're captured by Splashmaster, but you can't finish your sentence because it's cringy.]
(Dramatically, then bursting into laughter) All we can do... is wait for my big brother to come and- pfffffhahahaha I can't even finish that.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-201/]
[CONTEXT: Your brother Cucumber tells you to finish off Splashmaster.]
(Excited) You got it!
(Very quickly) I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER TO GET A CHANCE TO USE MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...!
(Yelling, excited) EVIL-VANQUISHING... ALMOND SLICER!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-280/]
[CONTEXT: Noisemaster told you about how Mutemaster can't stand noise.]
(Confident, snarky) So explain something, pipsqueak. If you guys are so tight, then how come you just told us...
(Yelling) his WEAKNESS?!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-459/]
"Sir Carrot is a knight of Caketown Castle, and is in a relationship with Princess Parfait. While he might not be the bravest knight in the kingdom, his heart's in the right place, and he'll pull himself together to assist a friend in need. While he's not as headstrong as Almond, as sensible as Cucumber, or as optimistic as Nautilus, he has a well-rounded and stable personality." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Sir Carrot, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You fell from a tree. Almond asked you if you are a knight, and you say yes. You then proceed to introduce yourself.]
(Still slightly shaken from the fall) I-Indeed, milady.
(Humbly) I am called Carrot, a humble servant of His Majesty King Croissant.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-58/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber is telling you that this is his chance to fix everything without the Dream Sword.]
(Agreeing, urgent) Indeed! This catastrophe must be prevented by any means necessary!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-101/]
[CONTEXT: Rosemaster thought you were going to run away from her.]
(Serious) No, Rosemaster. Never again.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-637/]
"Princess Nautilus is the princess of the Ripple Kingdom and the daughter of King Kelp and Queen Conch. She provides a source of endless optimism and cheerfulness for the team. While she doesn't directly participate in battles, she's able to use her Royal Instrument of Summoning to summon Liquus, an eel-like creature which is able to shock anything that touches it." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
For this role, I would like her to sound similar to Sucrose from Genshin Impact.
Voice Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa2THHVO0M4
[CONTEXT: You're introducing yourself to Cucumber.]
(Pleasantly) Oh! Then welcome to the Ripple Kingdom, not-sea Cucumber! My name is Princess Nautilus. It's a pleasure to meet you!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-145/][CONTEXT: Cucumber is being pessimistic.]
(Encouraging) You really ought to do something about your pessimism, Cucumber. After all, there's nothing that a positive attitude can't help you achieve!
[Cucumber tells you that it'd take a miracle to accomplish the task at hand.]
(Encouraging) And miracles tend to happen when you least expect them!
[The Nightmare Knight appears.]
(Screaming) AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-371/]
[CONTEXT: Count Legato broke your summoning device.]
(Infuriated) How... DARE YOU!
[Count Legato tries to calm you down in character.]
(Infuriated) Don't TOUCH me! I am not your character, you insecure weirdo! You can't get a single person to like you just for being yourself, can you? That's why you dress them up and make them sing about how "magnificent" you wish you were!
(Yelling, infuriated) It's pathetic! It's embarrassing! And most of all, it's CREEPY! So STOP IT!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-438/]
"The Nightmare Knight is an ancient being and the ruler of the Disaster Masters. He first arrived at Dreamside nearly 500,000 years ago to spread chaos and destruction. Fortunately for the residents of Dreamside and unfortunately for him, he was stopped by the first Legendary Hero; however, since he couldn't be completely defeated, the Dream Oracle decided that the best way to deal with him was to seal him away with the power of the Disaster Stones. It was originally thought that assembling the stones to summon the Nightmare Knight again would be impossible, but somehow it happened 99 more times, with the most current summoning by Queen Cordelia being the 100th. With 99 failed attempts to take over the world under his belt, it's no wonder the Nightmare Knight seems a bit bored with his job." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for the Nightmare Knight, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You make yourself known to Cucumber.]
(Intimidating) We meet at last, Legendary Hero. I have heard many things about you.
[Cucumber screams, "THE NIGHTMARE KNIGHT IS SAYING WORDS AT ME."]
(Intimidating, disappointed) ...And it appears that all of them were accurate. Perhaps this was meaningless after all.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-372/]
[CONTEXT: Princess Nautilus comments about how you have some nerve.]
(Intimidating) "Nerve," indeed. Do not think that a signature on a sword will be your salvation, Princess. Once Trebleopolis is destroyed, I will deal with your beloved Ripple Kingdom myself.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-373/]
[CONTEXT: Peridot (the T is silent) frowns at you because your Pretty Punisher Pumice counterpart just hit Pancetta.]
(Stern, fatherly) Peridot, either you will stop glaring at me, or I will put you to bed early.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-839/]
"Queen Cordelia is the self-proclaimed queen of Dreamside. Although she hails from a distant star, she's taken up residence in Caketown Castle along with Peridot, where she runs her business of World Domination. Much about her is unknown, other than the fact that she's clearly up to no good." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Queen Cordelia, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're praising Peridot for retrieving the sixth Disaster Stone.]
(Prasing, sinister) Excellent work, dear. Just a while longer... before this wretched planet learns the meaning of terror!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-2/]
[CONTEXT: You're evilly laughing. Give me your best evil laugh.]
(Laughter) Heh heh heh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-3/]
[CONTEXT: You've resurrected the Nightmare Knight.]
(Evilly) Hear me, Nightmare Knight! I am Queen Cordelia, the one who has resurrected you. I have need of your power.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-121/]
"Peridot is a talented young witch and number one henchman to Queen Cordelia. She has the ability to turn things into stone (more specifically, into peridot), a skill she's very good at and isn't afraid to brag about. The quickest way to make her angry is to mispronounce her name--it's actually Peri-DOH (the t is silent)." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Peridot, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: Sir Carrot recognizes that you're Queen Cordelia's witch.]
(Confident) Wow, Sir Coward remembers me? I'm so honored! But just so you know, the name's Peridot.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-103/]
[CONTEXT: You retrieved the last Disaster Stone.]
(Excited, hyper) Tell me I'm the best! How I'm your favorite henchman ever!! How you'll never need anyone else in the WHOLE WORLD as long as I'm here!!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-118/]
[CONTEXT: You're waiting for the Nightmare Knight to finish up his conversation with Princess Parfait. You're REALLY impatient.]
(Impatient, yelling) HEYYYYYY!! What's TAKING so long in there?! PUMICE IS WAITING!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-845/]
"Splashmaster is the first of the seven Disaster Masters and the ruler of the Ripple Kingdom... Splashmaster is not very bright, and speaks in short, Cookie-Monsterish monosyllables, with broken grammar. While he understands the Nightmare Knight's orders well enough, he often tries to exceed expectations, only to fall short. He takes childish glee in doing things he thinks are clever (which, more often than not, are not)." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Splashmaster, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: The Nightmare Knight is asking you what ridiculous thing you're wearing on your head.]
(Happy) ME GET PRIZE FOR SMASH BUNNYMAN BOAT! NOW ME LOOK LIKE KING! YOU LIKE?
[The Nightmare Knight gives you a cold, piercing glare.]
(Nervously) N-no like?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-166/]
[CONTEXT: You've noticed the Princess of the Ripple Kingdom AND the "legendary hero," Cucumber at the same time.]
(Startled, excited) GUH! HERO IS HERE! PRINCESS TOO! NOW ME SMASH BOTH AT ONCE!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-252/]
[CONTEXT: Princess Nautilus is scolding you for masquerading as limbo royalty.]
(Confused) HUH? THIS CROWN FOR LIMBO?
[Nautilus tells you that the crown says "Limbo King" on it.]
(Slight realization) OHH. ME NO CAN READ. JUST WEAR FOR LOOK CUTE.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-260/]
"Noisemaster is one of two Disaster Masters assigned to bring chaos to the Melody Kingdom, the second being Mutemaster. Despite being only the second Disaster Master, he's a definite upgrade from Splashmaster and was much more difficult to defeat. He appears upbeat and self-assured on the surface but has a much more sinister side which only rarely comes out. Noisemaster's personality is very loud. He speaks in the same way that a DJ at a dance party would, which seems to be a relatively new habit. This irritates the Nightmare Knight. He acts as though everyone loves him, even when it's obvious that no one likes him in the slightest. However, his upbeat attitude is really only a mask for his true self, which is cold and scheming. Despite his apparent lack of emotions when speaking openly with the Heroes, he is still friendly and affectionate with Mutemaster due to the unique bond between the two." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Noisemaster, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're introducing yourself to the crowd like a DJ at a dance party.]
(Confidently) What's up, Trebleopolis, what is UP?! It's ya boy NOISEMASTER comin' up on you LIVE from RHYTHM RIDGE!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-346/]
[CONTEXT: You're describing your plot to destroy Castle Melody, and you just finished "shouting out" Princess Piano.]
(Smugly) A'ight, that's cool! Now let me break this DOWN for the HEROES in the house! What up, CAMERA B?!
(Confidently) Ladies and GENTLEMEN, homeboys and homeGIRLS, allow me to hip you to my FRESHEST creation, the one and only NOISE BLASTER! Yeah, it's ready to fire at Castle Melody, so if you're DOWN to bring the HOUSE DOWN, let me hear y'all MAKE SOME NOISE!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-348/]
[CONTEXT: You're talking to the main cast about your bond with Mutemaster.]
(Genuinely) Mute and me, we been through a lot together. I look out for him, he looks out for me. That's how it's been from day one.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-459/]
"Rosemaster is the fourth of the Nightmare Knight's Disaster Masters and lives within the Flower Kingdom... Rosemaster is mysterious, clever, and alluring. She is probably the best at communicating with non-Disaster Masters. Rosemaster is very determined, but she also finds it tiring to never give up. She is implied to be the most dedicated Disaster Master. She also has a soft side, as revealed by the roselings that she didn't curse them, but was able to win some over because she was 'kind to (them)', and 'actually cared for (them)'." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Rosemaster, so go nuts!
NOTE: Rosemaster is transgender, so I would prefer that a transgender individual audition for the role. Anybody is welcome to audition for her, though!
[CONTEXT: You're looking back on the many times that the Nightmare Knight has been resurrected.]
(Sentimental, calmly) ...Our 100th anniversary already. Isn't it something?
[The Nightmare Knight tells you that this is not a milestone to be celebrated.]
(Slightly shocked) Goodness! You wouldn't celebrate your own wedding, Mr. Knight. Of course I don't mean it like that.
(Sentimental) Don't you ever reminisce? The first time was so easy. The chaos, the destruction. We were invincible, the two of us.
(Sinister undertone) Suppose... Suppose we just did that again.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-525/]
[CONTEXT: You've resumed your monologue after suspending Almond from a great height.]
(Calm yet sinister) That's always the way with you heroes, isn't it? So impatient. So arrogant. So cute.
[Cucumber attempts to use Mutemaster's power from his wand. It doesn't affect you.]
(Pretending to be excited) Why, that's Mutemaster's power! How exciting...
(Threatening, sinister) But I think that's quite enough excitement for you.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-618/]
[CONTEXT: You're strangling Sir Carrot.]
(Fake pity, condescending) It's really a pity... All that drama, and it still couldn't make you a hero. But don't fret.
(Threatening, sinister) I think you'll make a fine decoration.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-643/]
"Thebestmaster, also known as the Forsaken Master or Besty for short, was created by Steve 'to be the best.' He was made for the purpose of causing fear to Dreamsiders. Unfortunately, he's very bad at actually achieving this goal. Even though he spent millennia sealed away in Glass Mountain, researching fears the entire time, he has no grasp on what's actually scary to anyone. He tries to invoke 'fear of flying' with paper airplanes, 'fear of loss' with a rigged video game, and more in the same pattern. He proves to be no threat to the protagonists for the duration of Chapter 4. Although he shares a naming convention with the Disaster Masters, it is unknown if he's actually considered one of them. He wasn't created by the Nightmare Knight, and he doesn't have a Disaster Stone."
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Thebestmaster, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're making yourself known to the main cast.]
(Intimidating) Stubborn child. You were warned. And now...
(Trying to be scary) BLEHHH! I'M GONNA EATCHA!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-779/]
[CONTEXT: You're disappointed that you can't live up to your name.]
(Disappointed, sad) Great. I beefed it. All that work and I still can't live up to my own name.
[The main cast guesses your name incorrectly. You tell them your name.]
(Intense) Created to be the best... Thebestmaster.
[Princess Nautilus asks you if that's REALLY your name.]
(Quietly, not whispering) "Besty" for short.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-781/]
[CONTEXT: Steve asks you if you want to work together with him on a plan.]
(Excited) With you? I'm down for anything!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-817/]
"Quakemaster is the fifth disaster master working for the Nightmare Knight, and resides in the Crystal Kingdom. Quakemaster is known to have a weakness to water, more specifically rain. He also has the ability to inflict "his curse" upon others, slowly turning their hearts to stone. This seems to have been weakened and limited by his age... Quakemaster's personality is rather reserved for one of the stronger Disaster Masters, talking formally and carefully. Preferring to avoid conflict altogether, and only fighting when he needs to. He is shown to be rather uncaring, especially to the people of Basaltbury, and the only person he shows real affection towards is his boyfriend, Obsidian. In his prime, Quakemaster was a very powerful figure, but due to the rain that falls due to Nightmare Knight's interference, he has been severely weakened over time."
For this role, I would like him to sound similar to Kevin Michael Richardson's Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Voice Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRdi1tNnnzM
NOTE: Quakemaster is MLM, so I would prefer that a MLM individual audition for the role. Anybody is welcome to audition for him, though!
[CONTEXT: Your "servant," Obsidian, has captured Princess Ametrine.]
(Stern, yet calm) Obsidian. How's this any way to treat a Princess?
[Obsidian apologizes, as he thought he was supposed to capture Princess Ametrine by any means necessary.]
(Stern, yet calm) Not ANY means, now. No need to make a situation. Let's just have a little talk.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-871/]
[CONTEXT: Princess Ametrine realizes you're the boss.]
(Stern yet calm) That I am, Princess. And I'll be straight with you- I don't like to fight. Not much fire in me these days. Now, what would I need to do to convince you to pay us a friendly visit?
[Princess Ametrine tells you to cut the nice act. She and Sir Carrot insist on fighting you.]
(Indifferent) ...Worth a shot, anyway.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-872/]
[CONTEXT: King Ruby failed to fulfill your payment.]
(Threatening) Penalty's coming up, King Ruby... And you came up short today. Now, we'll see if your townsfolk can pick up the slack, but... this late in the game, I wouldn't be holding my breath.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-879/]
"Glitchmaster is one of the seven Disaster Masters that serves the Nightmare Knight. Her first appearance was at Interlude 2. It is unknown which Kingdom she lives in, but it is often assumed that she rules over the Space Kingdom due to her technological theme. Glitchmaster is able to affect the speech and vision of others around her, and teleport to different locations. She may also be able to change her shape and form to look like others, or possibly create holograms that have almost the exact likeness of others, as evidence when she created the red-eyed, starless Nightmare Knight during interlude 2. As the strongest of all 7 disaster masters, and being the closest in power when compared to the Nightmare Knight, she may have current unrevealed abilities."
For this role, I would like her to sound similar to GLaDOS from Portal 2, but I'd love to see your original interpretations for this role!
Voice Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVlLOGL9ezE
NOTE: This line involves some screaming and audio editing to make your voice sound glitchy when needed. Be mindful of this before you audition for this role.
[CONTEXT: Rosemaster brought you the Hocus Crocus like you ordered.]
(Pleased, insistent) I never doubted your ability. Excellent work. Our time is now, Rosemaster. Give it to me.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-608/]
[CONTEXT: You insist Rosemaster to give you the Hocus Crocus, but she uses the power for herself. Your voice should get a bit louder each line. For the last two lines, I'd like to see your interpretation on what is on the page reference.]
(Insistent) ...Rosemaster.
(More insistent) Rosemaster. Stop.
(Desperate) Stop!
(Furious, glitchy) What areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you you you you you you you you-
(Infuriated, screaming, glitchy) YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-609/]
[CONTEXT: You are reminding Cosmo of what will happen when you take over Dreamside.]
(Condescending) Oh, Cosmo. Have you forgotten? Soon, Dreamside will be your playground. You will have all the time in the universe for fun.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-716/]
"Bagel is a resident of the Doughnut Kingdom, married to Lord Cabbage and the proud mother of Cucumber and Almond... Bagel is sweet and caring, but she's not very good at listening to what her children want. She often talks down to Almond without realising it. It is assumed that Bagel hasn't seen her husband for quite some time." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Bagel, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're calling your son Cucumber down for dinner.]
(Cheerfully, calling from downstairs) Cucumber! Dinner's getting cold!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-4/]
[CONTEXT: You're proud of your son Cucumber because he's going away from home to attend the best magic school in the world.]
(Doting) Oh, I know you're grown up, sweetie... but I'm still your mother! I can't help it! After all, my little baby's off to the best school in the world...
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-5/]
[CONTEXT: You're convincing your son Cucumber to become a legendary hero.]
(Mildly concerned, motherly) Cucumber, dear, I just think you ought to run over and see what's wrong! I'm sure the school will let you reenroll once you're done saving the kingdom! And think of how good it'll look on your résumé!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-12/]
"The Dream Oracle is the protector of Dreamside. Lately, however, she seems to be avoiding that responsibility by leaving it to the Legendary Hero to mop up whatever troubles happen in the world. It is assumed that the Dream Oracle was once wise, solemn, and noble. For now, she avoids almost all responsibility and only appears after the Heroes have defeated a Disaster Master to give Cucumber the reward. She is untrustworthy and dishonest, despite being a very bad liar." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
For this role, I would like her to sound similar to a slightly more sassy and younger Fairy Godmother from the original Cinderella.
Voice Reference (you may have to skip around a little bit to find when she starts speaking): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Ff7JojRmU
[CONTEXT: You're introducing yourself to Cucumber.]
(Elegantly, smugly) I am the Dream Oracle, protector of this world! I have important information regarding your heroic quest.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-15/]
[CONTEXT: You're greeting Cucumber after he defeated Noisemaster and Mutemaster.]
(On edge) G-G-Greetings, Hero! Congratulations on defeating Noisemaster and, um... th-the other one!
[Cucumber asks if you're okay.]
(Drained) Sweetie, after what just happened, I think I've got a good reason to be a bit on edge. I don't remember how long it's been since I've had a scare like that.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-474/]
[CONTEXT: You've wrapped up your conversation with the heroes.]
(Dismissively) Now, if that wraps up the interrogation, I'd like to get this part over with. Disaster Stones, proof of your bravery, et cetera. Just take them.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-476/]
"Sir Tomato was the leader of the BLT Trio and is currently part of a Caketown Castle defence duo with Dame Lettuce. Although he claims to be the manliest knight in Caketown, he's really just the one with the biggest ego. He is Queen Cordelia's top henchman after Peridot. He has a major crush on Princess Parfait and flirts with her at every possible moment, despite her clearly disliking him." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Sir Tomato, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're flirting with Princess Parfait.]
(Flirty, trying to sound impressive) Come now, Princess, don't be so cruel. It isn't becoming for someone as... lovely as yourself.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-86/]
[CONTEXT: You're freaking out because the Nightmare Knight just visited you.]
(Frightened) Is he gone? Is he gone?!
[Dame Lettuce tells you that you're freaking out.]
(Frightened) I KNOW! And it's frying me up!! I can't believe that Nightmare Nimrod- humiliated me in front of the princess like that! And now he's got me too spooked to do my job right!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-363/]
[CONTEXT: You're introducing yourself with Dame Lettuce after you kicked out Bacon.]
(Slightly nervous) Sir Tomato!
(More nervous) A-And together we're... A BLAND SALAD!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-479/]
"Dame Lettuce was second-in-command of the BLT Trio and is currently part of a Caketown Castle defence duo with Sir Tomato. She is also Sir Tomato's biggest and maybe only fan. She is employed by Queen Cordelia as a Caketown guard." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Dame Lettuce, so go nuts!
NOTE: Dame Lettuce speaks in a stereotypical valley girl accent. Be sure to use this accent for your audition.
[CONTEXT: You're scolding Princess Parfait for being rude to Sir Tomato, your boss, but you're interrupted by Bacon chowing down on a tasty treat in the middle of your speech.]
(Shocked, scolding) *GASP* Ohmygosh, rude!! It's, like, a total honor that Sir Tomato is even, like, talking to you!
(Lovey-dovey) If I ever got that kind of attention from him, I-
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-87/]
[CONTEXT: Sir Tomato is freaking out because the Nightmare Knight visited him.]
(Serious) He's been gone for, like, two hours. You're totally freaking.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-363/]
[CONTEXT: Sir Tomato is telling you that losing a sidekick threw him off.]
(Angrily) Well, maybe you should have THOUGHT about that before you went totally nutso on Bacon-
[Sir Tomato glares at you.]
(Nervously) -or, like, whatever??
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-480/]
"Bacon was a member of the BLT Trio before she was kicked out by Sir Tomato. Bacon now plays Pancetta in Pretty Protector Punisher Pumice. She is the only known person in the Doughnut Kingdom named after meat and has a distinctly pig-like appearance... Bacon is a bit slow on the uptake and often messes up, but she always tries her best to do what people want her to do. She laughs at almost everything and is overall good-natured, if somewhat mislead by Sir Tomato and Dame Lettuce. She is incredibly kind-hearted, offering her friendship to Gary when the others are terrified of him, and brave enough to stand up to the Nightmare Knight himself so her coworkers can escape to safety." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Bacon, so go nuts!
NOTE: Bacon is heavily implied to be transgender (MTF), so I would prefer that a transgender individual audition for the role. Anybody is welcome to audition for her, though!
[CONTEXT: Dame Lettuce is trying to calm down Sir Tomato. You chime in.]
(Happy) Yeah! And, I mean, the princess hated you anyway, so who needs her!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-363/]
[CONTEXT: You're reflecting on your experience in the BLT Trio.]
(Thinking to yourself) Sir Tomato... He's picked on me ever since the day we met... but I never thought he'd do something so mean... *Sigh*
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-366/]
[CONTEXT: You're explaining how you got kicked out of the BLT Trio. Then you remember that you're playing a part in Count Legato's play until Peridot blasts you out of the way.]
(Regretful) I kinda messed up, so they kicked me off the squad...
(Confused) Or... I think I messed up? Sir Tomato said I messed up, so I guess I messed up-
[Count Legato clears his throat, interrupting you.]
(Realization) Oh yeah!
(Dramatic) You've broken my heart for the last time, Magnificent Prince Crescendo! If I can't be your beautiful bride, NO GIRL CA-
[Peridot blasts you out of the way with a magic spell.]
(Shocked) YIPE!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-429/]
"Lord Cabbage is the husband of Bagel and the father of Cucumber and Almond. He works in Caketown Castle doing... something. Something involving lots and lots of money. He was incarcerated in the Caketown Castle dungeon for a while, even though he could have left anytime he wanted. He was recently seen as the host of a contest in the Flower Kingdom." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Lord Cabbage, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're telling your son that he has to save the world.]
(Lecturing) Shut up and listen here, Cucumber, because this is serious. The most important day of your life has finally arrived... The day you become a man.
[Cucumber doesn't understand what you mean.]
(A little bit sassy) WELL, Mister Read-the-Letter, you oughta know! The world's in PERIL!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-27/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber is surrounded by the BLT Trio.]
(Sassy) Why not use some of that ✨magic✨ we're spendin' all that money to send you to school for?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-39/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber's wand broke.]
(Amused) Wow, son. That's what you've been studying so hard for?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-41/]
"Princess Parfait is the princess of the Doughnut Kingdom and the daughter of King Croissant. As a princess, Parfait likely knows the legend of the Nightmare Knight and the role she plays in aiding the Legendary Hero defeat him. However, since she's currently locked away in the same castle that the Nightmare Knight is now inhabiting, it won't be easy to reach her." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Princess Parfait, so go nuts!
NOTE: Princess Parfait speaks in a French accent. Be sure to use this accent for your audition.
[CONTEXT: You're worried if the kingdom will be okay.]
(Concerned) Ooh la la. I wonder if ze kingdom will be all right. But what can I do, trapped in my room like zis?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-85/]
[CONTEXT: You're attempting to escape from the castle, and you need to get Sir Tomato out of the picture.]
(Fake sorrow) C'est vraiment dommage. And I was just thinking...
(Fake flirtiness) I would give une bise to my savior...
[Sir Tomato doesn't understand you.]
(Angry) A KISS, imbécile.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-483/]
[CONTEXT: The Nightmare Knight is letting you have a brief conversation with him.]
(Surprised, thankful) *Gasp* Merci beaucoup!
(Overcast) I am always worrying, Sir Nightmare. Worrying about my kingdom, about my papa... and about Sir Carrot.
[The Nightmare Knight makes a remark about him.]
(Overcast) Ah, you've 'eard of him.
(Surprised) I-I mean NO!
(Overcast, hopeful) ...Oui, maybe he is not so brave. But I know he's doing his best for me... I miss him so much.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-488/]
"Princess Azalea, also known as Saturday, is the daughter of King Sunflower and King Aster, and the princess of the Flower Kingdom. She has an interesting "hobby," in that she disguises herself as a globe-trotting thief, keeping a huge cache of stolen valuables in Tiramisu Tower... Saturday has a thick Southern accent, and mostly uses common Southern phrases to convey her meaning. This may be an affectation, as neither her fathers nor any other citizens of the flower kingdom share this accent. She is angered easily, especially if it means she misses "her show" on TV. Saturday is blunt and straightforward, and does not bother with pleasantries. She is very skilled in combat, but shows no mercy to her opponents." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Saturday/Princess Azalea, so go nuts!
NOTE: Saturday/Princess Azalea speaks in a Southern accent. Be sure to use this accent for your audition.
[CONTEXT: The Dream Oracle forgot who she gave the Dream Sword to.]
(Fake pity) Awwww, forgot me already?! Well ain't that just sadder'n a chili dog in a hurricane!
[PAGE REFERENCES: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-70/ and http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-71/]
[CONTEXT: Almond is wondering if the Dream Sword really defeated the Nightmare Knight.]
(Fake pity, confident) Aw, this ol' thing? If y'all want this so bad... then come'n get it!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-73/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber gives you the Dream Sword and doesn't realize you're actually Saturday. You make your escape.]
(Smug) Sorry, y'all! Looks like I win this round! HA HEH HUH HEH!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-721/]
"Rubus Brambleby, also known as Mr. R or Brambleby, is the royal couturier of the Flower Kingdom, and is the editor-in-chief of the kingdom’s most famous fashion magazine. He lives and works in Botanica Springs, Dreamside's fashion capital. Before Chapter 3, he pretended to be Saturday's butler for currently unknown reasons. Whilst doing so, he appeared to be mute, and usually used a whiteboard to convey his words. When his whiteboard was unavailable, he used strangely convenient prewritten signs, or prewritten palm cards." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Rubus Brambleby, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: Cucumber suggests that the new face of R Magazine should be a princess.]
(Annoyed) I detest that sweater.
(Smug) But I like the way you think. "Princess..." of course! That classic Parfait je ne sais quoi... Or that mysterious Piano elegance...
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-534/]
[CONTEXT: You're picking out contestants to compete for the title of Princess R.]
(Smug, stylishly) I spy with my stylish eye... 5 semi-finalists in this fabulous crowd! You! You! You! You! And... you there, in the quaint little homemade dress with the pockets.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-535/]
[CONTEXT: The main cast is suprised that you're not royalty.]
(Politely) Haha! Oh, please. My official title is "Royal Couturier." Fashion authority, yes. King, no.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-717/]
"Cosmo is an inventor from the Space Kingdom. Although their inventions are quite useful, they're also prone to having life-threatening drawbacks. Cosmo has a habit of showing up right when needed by our Heroes… and also disappearing right when needed... Cosmo could be called eccentric, but also farcical. They don't say much, and have a smug sort of smile. Cosmo is shown not to care very much about other people's health or safety, even willing to partner with known bad guy Glitchmaster, and some of their inventions are made with incredibly nefarious and destructive intentions, including a plan to literally blow up the sun." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Cosmo, so go nuts!
NOTE: Cosmo's gender is not specified, so I imagine them having a gender-neutral voice. Additionally, I would prefer that a POC audition for this role. Anybody is welcome to audition for Cosmo, though!
[CONTEXT: You're introducing yourself to the main cast, offering to "help" them get across the sea.]
(Confidently) Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Cosmo, an up-and-coming inventor.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-126/]
[CONTEXT: Sir Carrot is asking if the boat you made is your invention.]
(Casually) That's right. This is Dreamside's first solar-powered boat. I call it the S.S. Cosmo. All you need to do is climb aboard, and you'll be on your way.
[Almond asks if the ride is free of charge.]
(Casually) But of course. An up-and-coming inventor always looks out for other up-and-comers.
(Mischeviously) Hee, hee, hee.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-128/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber asks if you're coming with the main cast.]
(Casually) Oh, of course not. I'll be staying to collect the test data.
[You send the boat off.]
(Happy, yelling) Bon voyage, friends! Send a postcard!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-130/]
"Chardonnay is a fairy-like being who works for the Dream Oracle. She revealed to the Heroes that the Nightmare Knight is resurrected every 5,000 years without fail, and that this is the 100th resurrection - a fact that the Dream Oracle told her to keep secret." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
[CONTEXT: You crashed into Princess Nautilus' head.]
(In pain) Ow, ow, ow, ow...
(Realization, apologetic) *Gasp* Oh no! I'm so sorry! I should have been more careful!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-186/]
[CONTEXT: You're introducing yourself to Cucumber.]
(Questioning) You're Cucumber, aren't you? The legendary hero?
[Cucumber says yes.]
(Cheerful) Great! My name is Chardonnay, and I serve the Dream Oracle. There's something very important I need to tell you!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-187/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber asks you how many times the Nightmare Knight has been resurrected.]
(Nervously) H-How many?! W-Well, just once!
(Quieter, not whispering) ...Every... 5,000 years or so...
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-189/]
"Queen Conch is the queen of the Ripple Kingdom, the wife of King Kelp, and the mother of Princess Nautilus... Not much is shown of Queen Conch's personality. She appears to be a proper queen, probably to balance out the more eccentric attitude of her husband. However, she lacks her daughter's optimism and resourcefulness, and seems content to wait for other people to fix her problems." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Queen Conch, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're trapped by Splashmaster and you're calling out to your daughter Princess Nautilus.]
(Calling out, fearful) Nautilus, darling!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-252/]
[CONTEXT: Your daughter Princess Nautilus tells you how worried she was about you.]
(Relieved) As was I, darling! But it's all right now!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-258/]
"King Kelp is the king of the Ripple Kingdom, the husband of Queen Conch, and the father of Princess Nautilus... At first glance, King Kelp seems normal enough, and is a doting father to Nautilus and a mentor to Cucumber. Sometimes, though, it's apparent that he doesn't have all his eggs in one basket and his eccentric personality shines through. While he's knowledgeable and means well, he also doesn't have a lot of common sense, a trait which Nautilus shows every so often. He and Nautilus also have the same sense of humour, which is shown by her delight at the Extremely Specific and Pretty Much Completely Worthless Capsule Spell Machine." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
For this role, I would like him to sound similar to a younger Seanchaí from Song of the Sea.
Voice Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuwrCBBLyu4
[CONTEXT: You're relieved to see that your daughter Princess Nautilus is safe.]
(Relieved) Nautilus! Oh, thank goodness you're safe! When Splashmaster took you away, I feared the worst!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-227/]
[CONTEXT: You've been introduced to Cucumber, the legendary hero.]
(Joyful) Well, that's wonderful! A pleasure to meet you, Cucumber. It gives me hope to see the young hero who will soon rid us of this evil once and for all.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-228/]
[CONTEXT: You just found out that the Nightmare Knight has been resurrected 100 times.]
(Pondering, determined) Hmm... Now that we know, it would be irresponsible for us to allow this cycle to continue. For the sake of Dreamside's future, we MUST believe there is a way... even if things seem a bit hopeless at the moment.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-229/]
"Commander Caboodle is an agent of justice from a distant star, currently seeking to arrest Queen Cordelia. In the meantime, he's more than happy to help out our heroes, get kidnapped by villains, and even star in the occasional theatrical production." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Commander Caboodle, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You've dramatically landed your ship at an unknown location.]
(Dramatically) A planet is under attack! Its citizens are in peril! A lone cry of distress swallowed whole by the darkness of space... But WHO will answer it?! WHO will come forth to defend the defenseless?! WHO but... Commander Caboodle, Champion of Justice!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-214/]
[CONTEXT: You're making an entry into your justice log.]
(Dramatically) Justice Log Entry 5707. After his sudden crash landing on a distant planet, the Champion of Justice makes contact with two strange alien creatures. BUT WAIT! Could they be Dreamsiders? Judging by those adorable floppy ears, all signs point to an intergalactic "YES!"
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-215/]
[CONTEXT: You're greeting the two Dreamsiders: Princess Nautilus and Cucumber.]
(Dramatically) Greetings, rabbit children! I am Commander Caboodle, (Champion of Justice), and I come in peace.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-215/]
"Queen Cymbal is the wife of King Clarinet and the mother of Princess Piano. She is the queen of the Melody Kingdom. She is very loud, and almost the complete opposite of her husband... Queen Cymbal is loud and demanding. She shows happiness at seeing Nautilus, but she is mostly happy because she thinks Nautilus brought her a gift. She is very proud of her daughter's singing abilities, and will go to great measures to try and stop Piano from being upset." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Queen Cymbal, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You notice that Princess Nautilus has arrived to your birthday party.]
(Confused) Huh?
(Excited) Oh! Princess Nautilus! Here for the party? Did you bring PRESENTS?!
[Sir Carrot says that one of the Nightmare Knight's underlings is lurking in your kingdom. He also says that your daughter Princess Piano is in danger.]
(Confused) Wha? I don't know about any underlings. As for Piano, she's in her room getting ready for the concert tonight.
[Princess Nautilus says that she hasn't heard Princess Piano in years.]
(Excited) You're in for a treat!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-337/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber wants to meet Princess Piano. You interrupt him.]
(Stern) Absolutely not.
[Almond is confused]
(Furious) Absolutely... NOOOOT!! You can't go MEET her before the SHOW! ARE YOU CRAZY?!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-338/]
[CONTEXT: You're nervous about Princess Piano.]
(Nervous, growing louder) My Piano's calm enough most of the time... but give her any reason to start HOLLERING and she can't control herself! When she's worked up, she yells so loud, the SPACE Kingdom can hear her! It's crazy! I dunno where she GETS IT FROM!!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-339/]
"King Clarinet is the husband of Queen Cymbal and the father of Princess Piano. He is the king of the Melody Kingdom, although he doesn't wear a crown. He is quiet and reserved, unlike his wife. King Clarinet is reserved during conversation and often only speaks to explain his wife's behaviour. Sometimes he seems a little tired with his wife's antics, but he may just be weary of all antics in general. Clarinet is a lot calmer than his wife, and he does not have the same mood swings as his wife or daughter." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for King Clarinet, so go nuts!
NOTE: I imagine King Clarinet having a British accent. You are highly encouraged to use this accent for your audition.
[CONTEXT: You're telling your wife Queen Cymbal to take a seat.]
(Calmly) Yes, dear. Please sit down.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-336/]
[CONTEXT: You're confirm that the main cast can't see your daughter Princess Piano before the concert.]
(Proper) We're sorry. She'll be very happy to see you... but that's why.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-339/]
[CONTEXT: Sir Carrot asks where Rhythm Ridge is.]
(Calmly) Hm... That would be on the other side of the wall...
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-351/]
"Princess Piano is the daughter of Queen Cymbal and King Clarinet, and the princess of the Melody Kingdom. She was kidnapped by Mutemaster before she was supposed to give a concert in order to power Noisemaster's Noise Blaster with her voice." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Princess Piano, so go nuts!
NOTE: Princess Piano is a lesbian, so I would prefer that lesbian individuals audition for this role. Anybody is welcome to audition for her, though!
[CONTEXT: Everyone sees that you're captured by Noisemaster, one of the Disaster Masters of the Melody Kingdom. He shouts you out, and asks you to tell the crowd "what's up."]
(Gradually getting more fearful and louder) Mom, Dad, can you hear me? I don't know what they're going to do to me, and it's COLD HERE AND MY MAKEUP'S RUINED...
(Yelling, screaming) AND MOM'S CONCERT IS RUINED AND I WANT TO GO HOME, I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HAAAAAATE THIIIIIIS!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-347/]
[CONTEXT: You get startled by the heroes, and you're captured by Noisemaster.]
(Startled) *GASPPP*
[You scream into your hands to prevent the Noise Blaster from charging.]
(Calm) Hi, everyone. Thanks for coming to rescue me. It's okay. I already figured out that this thing is using my voice. I'll stay quiet, so... y'know. Go get 'em.
[PAGE REFERENCES: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-452/ and http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-453/]
[CONTEXT: You're confused on why the heroes want you to autograph a sword.]
(Confused) You want my name on a sword? Well, I've autographed weirder things... And this is the least I can do to thank you.
[The heroes remark that they have five kingdoms left to visit.]
(Slightly nervous) Um... That includes the Crystal Kingdom... right?
[Nautilus wonders why you ask. You hand her a letter.]
(Nervous) Whenever you meet Ammie- uh- Princess Ametrine... Can you give this to her for me? I just, y'know... want to make sure she gets it.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-501/]
"Lute is the mayor of the town of Organetto, as well as the mother of Mandolin. Lute is rather strict, and thinks that there is no excuse for rudeness. She also is quite caring, as she cared for the protagonists and showed kindness to Cucumber." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Mayor Lute, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're introducing yourself to the main cast, who wants to get to Rhythm Ridge.]
(Stern) It'll have to wait. This is Organetto, and I'm Lute, the mayor. We've got a problem on our hands, and until it's dealt with, I can't let you out after curfew.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-385/]
[CONTEXT: You're telling the heroes about Count Legato in the form of an improvised song.]
(Clearing throat) Ahem!
(Reciting) There once was a man named Legato. A good sorcerer he was not... o. A hero came by and defeated the guy...
[You pause for a little.]
(Continuing to recite, nervous) S-Something, something, "Legato."
[The heroes don't look pleased.]
(Angrily) Oh, cut me some slack! I'm a MAYOR, not a poet!
[PAGE REFERENCES: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-387/ and http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-388/]
[CONTEXT: You’re discipline your son Mandolin for bullying Panpipe.]
(Stern, lecturing) I didn’t raise a bully, and I KNOW I didn’t raise a bully who can’t apologize.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-442/]
"Count Legato was a count that terrorized the Melody Kingdom town of Organetto. We have never seen the actual Count Legato, only Panpipe's impersonation of him. It is unknown if Panpipe's impersonation looked like the real Count." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
For this role, I would like him to sound similar to Eric Stuart's James from Pokémon.
Voice Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_uY8r6S3oA
[CONTEXT: Mayor Lute is telling the main cast that she can't let anybody become your victim of attack.]
(Condescending, fake pity) Mayor Lute, I must say, I'm hurt. Did you REALLY think a few locked doors would be enough... to keep ME out in the cold?
[Mayor Lute is threatening you.]
(Condescending) Is that an invitation? My, my... You ARE eager to join your precious little boy, aren't you?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-390/]
[CONTEXT: You've tied up the main cast.]
(Condescending) Welcome, my dear confused guests! Perhaps my servants will help you feel at home.
[No response.]
(Angry) Cough. Perhaps my SERVANTS!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-395/]
[CONTEXT: You're welcoming the guests to your theater.]
(Condescending) Ha ha ha. Now that you’re all comfortable… I’d like to extend a proper welcome to Legato Manor. Yes. I WOULD like that.
(Dramatically) But tonight, you see, this is no mere manor. Welcome, my friends… to Legato THEATER!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-397/]
"Mandolin is Lute's son, who was taken captive by Panpipe (then believed to be Count Legato). Mandolin was a bit of a bully to Panpipe, but it is shown that he didn't know how sensitive Panpipe was and didn't expect his words to have such an effect. Mandolin also tried to brush off Panpipe's accusations, causing his mother to call him a 'bully who didn't know how to apologise'. However, he is capable of reconciliation." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Mandolin, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: Panpipe is mad at you, but you don’t remember him.]
(Angry) Dude, what is your BEEF with me? I don’t even know you!
[Suddenly, you remember.]
(Realization) OH, you’re that nerd from school.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-441/]
[CONTEXT: You make an insincere apology to Panpipe.]
(Annoyed, insincere) Geez, dude. I’m SORRY. If I knew you were so sensitive-
[Your mother Lute grabs you by the ears, interrupting you.]
(In pain) AGAGAGAGAG-
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-442/]
[CONTEXT: After being lectured by your mother Lute, you make a sincere apology to Panpipe]
(Remorseful, apologetic) I-I’m sorry I picked on you. Seriously, I said some stuff I probably shouldn’t have. Forgive me?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-443/]
"Panpipe is a young boy who resides in the town of Organetto. He was bullied for most of his life because of his looks. One of the most prominent bullies was Mandolin. When he first appears, he is believed to be Count Legato. He has a crush on Princess Nautilus." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Panpipe, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You used to be Count Legato, but now you’ve turned back into your normal self.]
(Crying) I’M A LOSER!
[Mayor Lute recognizes you.]
(Crying) Go on, laugh! That’s what EVERYONE does!
[You notice the kid who bullied you, Mandolin.]
(Angry) Especially YOU!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-440/]
[CONTEXT: Mandolin doesn’t remember you.]
(Angry) You don’t- You mean you don’t remember me? After everything you did to me?!
[Mandolin says that it wasn’t serious.]
(Furious) Not SERIOUS? You humiliated me in front of the whole class!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-441/]
[CONTEXT: You’re trying to explain yourself to Princess Nautilus.]
(Nervously) I… I’m sorry. I just wanted people to think-
[Nautilus interrupts you and explains that you have to be yourself and some people STILL won’t like you.]
(Screaming) AAAHHHHHH!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-444/]
"The Sun is a hot-air balloon controlled by Princess Sunshine. It also functions as an actual sun, making its way across the skies of Dreamside each day. It has a sunny attitude and a peculiar way of speaking, utilizing rhymy-whymy nonsense words and overusing terms like 'gosh' and 'golly.'" -Cucumber Quest Wiki
This audition contains all of your lines at the moment, so when you get cast and get sent a link to join the Discord server for the project, you don't have to submit anything else unless you appear again.
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for The Sun, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're flying with Princess Sunshine.]
(Cheerful) Yawwwwn... Wow-wow! Another sunshiney, funshiney day! You're the best pilot in the whoooooole dreamy world, Princess.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-515/]
[CONTEXT: You see a saucer in the distance.]
(Slightly worried) Oh, but golly-wolly-osh! Should I be worried about the pointy li'l saucer that's a-flyin' on over?
[The saucer approaches.]
(Yelling) OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[PAGE REFERENCES: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-515/ and http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-516/]
[CONTEXT: The saucer explodes. You hope that nobody got hurt inside the saucer.]
(Worried) BLEUGH! Gee-wowzers! I sure hope no one was hurt...
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-518/]
"Princess Sunshine is the princess of the Sky Kingdom. She pilots the sun (which is both a living, speaking being, and a hot air balloon) across the sky each day. She is first seen in Interlude 2, when Cucumber and friends nearly crash into her on their way to the Flower Kingdom." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
This audition contains all of your lines at the moment, so when you get cast and get sent a link to join the Discord server for the project, you don't have to submit anything else unless you appear again.
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Princess Sunshine, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: Your hot air balloon, The Sun, complimented you on your flying skills.]
(Excited, thankful) Thanks, pal! You know I do my best!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-515/]
[CONTEXT: The Sun is worried because he sees a saucer in the distance.]
(Unsure) Uhh... Listen, I know it's been a long day, but-
[You pick up your spyglass and see the saucer.]
(Panicked) THAT'S A THING! THAT IS A THING THAT NEEDS TO TURN AROUND!
[PAGE REFERENCES: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-515/ and http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-516/]
[CONTEXT: The Sun hopes that nobody was hurt.]
(Relieved) Nah... I think they're good.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-518/]
"King Aster is the husband of King Sunflower, father of Princess Azalea and a ruler of the Flower Kingdom. Under the influence of Rosemaster, he forgot his identity and worked as an assistant for Mr. R." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for King Aster, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: While you were under Rosemaster’s influence, you forgot about your own daughter.]
(Ashamed) Even if it was Rosemaster’s magic, I don’t think we can ever forgive ourselves for forgetting our own daughter.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-717/]
[CONTEXT: You’re telling the heroes about your daughter Princess Azalea’s “hobby”]
(Pondering) Azalea’s had an interesting “hobby” for some time now… maybe that sword of yours is central to it? You’d have to ask her, though.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-721/]
"King Sunflower is the husband of King Aster, father of Princess Azalea, and the ruler of the Flower Kingdom. Under the influence of Rosemaster, he forgot his identity and worked as an assistant to Mr. R. According to the extra content in Book 4, he is descended from Queen Lotus, who ruled the Flower Kingdom in ancient times." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for King Sunflower, so go nuts!
NOTE: I would prefer that a POC audition for this role. Anybody is welcome to audition for King Sunflower, though!
[CONTEXT: You’re trying to tell the main cast that your daughter Princess Azalea isn’t a thief.]
(Cheerful) Please don’t misunderstand! Our daughter is no burglar.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-721/]
[CONTEXT: You’re explaining to the main cast why your daughter Princess Azalea acts the way she does.]
(Casually explaining) Well… it’s not exactly DIGNIFIED, but she’s going through something of a… thrill-seeking phase.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-721/]
"Steve is the creator of Thebestmaster. He appears similar to the Nightmare Knight, but with a skinnier build, a starry scarf, and no eyes. The world he lives is accessible via the hole created by the bathtub drain spell." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Steve, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're seeing Thebestmaster for the first time in a very long time.]
(Excited) BESTY! My li'l guy! How long's it been?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-810/]
[CONTEXT: Thebestmaster thinks you're mad at him. When saying "the other guy," you're referring to the Nightmare Knight.]
(Lighthearted) Me? At YOU?! Whoa, you're thinking of the other guy.
(Calmly) Now dry those eyes, kiddo. You're a mess.
[Thebestmaster comments "'Messty' for short..."]
(Amused) HA HA HA!! MAN, I missed that!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-812/]
[CONTEXT: Thebestmaster doesn't want to become separated from you again.]
(Reassuring) Hey. Relax. Nobody's getting separated, OK? We're gonna do this together, I promise. But I'm gonna need you to work with me here. Are you in?
[Thebestmaster accepts.]
(Genuinely) Thanks, li'l guy.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-817/]
"Princess Ametrine is the princess of the Crystal Kingdom and the daughter of Queen Sapphire. She was in a romantic relationship with Princess Piano, and at some point proposed marriage, which Piano refused for unknown reasons." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Princess Ametrine, so go nuts!
NOTE: Princess Ametrine is sapphic, so I would prefer that a sapphic individual audition for the role. Anybody is welcome to audition for her, though!
[CONTEXT: You’re walking and having a conversation with Sir Carrot.]
(Amused) Ha ha! Man. I wasn’t sure about you at first, but you’re a champ. Even I’d rather have driven here, if the roads weren’t closed off.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-862/]
[CONTEXT: Sir Carrot asks you how much you know about Quakemaster.]
(Sternly) Firsthand? Not much. No one‘s gotten out since he showed up. Word is, he took over the club on the top level of town. Now… it’s his playground. And every night… he sends out his collector.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-866/]
[CONTEXT: Quakemaster wants to have a “little talk” and doesn’t want to fight.]
(Sternly) Cut the nice act. I’m not going anywhere with you.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-872/]
"Queen Sapphire is the ruler of the Crystal Kingdom and the mother of Princess Ametrine. Also she is the former wife of King Ruby." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Queen Sapphire, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You’re greeting the main cast.]
(Pleasantly) Welcome, travelers. And Princess Nautilus- how lovely. To what do I owe the honor?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-733/]
[CONTEXT: You’re explaining to the main cast how determined your daughter Princess Ametrine is.]
(Exasperated) I’ve tried talking sense into her already. Once this one sets her mind to something, that’s the end of it.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-736/]
[CONTEXT: An intruder has broken into your quarters.]
(Angry, shocked) Intruder! Who are you?!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-738/]
"King Ruby rules the eastern half of the Crystal Kingdom, is the former husband of Queen Sapphire and the father of Princess Ametrine." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for King Ruby, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: Obsidian wants to collect your money.]
(Desperate, pleading) Please! You’ve already cleared out the treasury… How much more could you possibly want?!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-867/]
[CONTEXT: Obsidian is reminding you that you will be sent to prison if you have no money left.]
(Furious) N-Never!! You won’t get me in that prison even if you pluck my mustache clean off!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-867/]
"Obsidian is a henchman working for Quakemaster. He appears to resemble a jester, with an unexpressive mask-like face and hair with four points that end in playing card symbols. Beneath his mask, Obsidian is pretending to be a normal Crystal Kingdom resident turned to stone by Quakemaster's curse, sharing the end of the fate Sir Carrot is currently going through. However, in the continued illustrated script comic, he admitted to using an illusion to appear that way so as not to upset the Nightmare Knight. In reality, Obsidian was originally a Crystal Kingdom knight who was sent to kill Quakemaster, but who instead saved his life, staying with him while he healed and subsequently growing closer. Quakemaster and Obsidian fell in love, but since it would not be aligned with the Nightmare Knight's plan for a disaster master to fall in love with a regular citizen, Quakemaster has Obsidian masquerade as his servant so they can remain together. He seems to have been extorting money out of King Ruby for some time." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Obsidian, so go nuts!
NOTE: Obsidian is MLM, so I would prefer that a MLM individual audition for the role. Anybody is welcome to audition for him, though!
[CONTEXT: You’re restating the payment rules to King Ruby.]
(Sternly, condescending) King Ruby, my master has made the rules quite clear. For each missed payment, an additional second is added to the daily total.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-867/]
[CONTEXT: You’re greeting the Princess.]
(Smug, condescending) Ah. It is my great pleasure to welcome you home, Princess. I am Obsidian.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-868/]
[CONTEXT: Quakemaster is scolding you for treating the Princess improperly.]
(Apologetic, calm) I apologize, sir. I thought I was to capture her by any means necessary.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-871/]
"Blueberry is a rather innocent and pure looking postal worker who went on to replace Bacon in the BLT Trio, becoming the new "B." He was reportedly threatened by Tomato into joining, and would much rather be out delivering mail." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Blueberry, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're delivering a letter to Bagel.]
(Cheerful) Evening, ma'am! Got a letter for you.
[Bagel says she already got today's mail.]
(Cheerful) This one's a special delivery! Well, take care!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-7/]
"Baguette runs a bakery with her sister Tartelette just outside Caketown Castle. She usually makes the bread and savoury items, but she also knows how to make cakes... Baguette is blunt and somewhat dismissive, usually getting mad rather than letting people explain their side of the story. She enjoys teasing others, but doesn't have any real malicious intent. She does not get scared very easily." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Baguette, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: Cucumber knocked over your cake.]
(Frustrated) MANNN!! I knew it! I just KNEW something stupid like this was going to happen! You MEATHEAD! Were you even watching where you were going, man?!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-50/]
[CONTEXT: Your sister Tartelette is trying not to be nasty and mean to Cucumber, who knocked over your cake.]
(Furious) Are you kidding, Tartelette?! Our LIVES were riding on that cake, man! GET NASTY!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-51/]
[CONTEXT: Almond wants to know why you and Tartelette decided to come with the main cast to find sugar for a new cake.]
(Slightly annoyed) It's just, we don't want to take any chances after what happened to the LAST dude we sent here alone.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-55/]
"Tartelette runs a bakery with her sister Baguette just outside Caketown Castle. She usually makes the pastries and cakes, but since the sugar shortage, that side of the bakery has been kind of empty... Tartelette is sweet and kind, always believing in the best of people. Unlike her sister, she is able to stay calm and level-headed when something makes her mad. However, she gets scared quite easily, especially when magic or monsters are involved." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Tartelette, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're telling Cucumber to be more careful because he knocked over your sister Baguette's cake.]
(Calm) You really ought to be more careful, hon. I don't want to be nasty, but-
[Your sister Baguette interrupts you.]
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-51/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber tells you that your bakery looks empty and he doesn't mean to offend you.]
(Saddened) None taken, hon. We haven't been able to make much of anything lately thanks to Queen Cordelia.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-52/]
[CONTEXT: You're thanking Cucumber for escorting you.]
(Genuine, sweetly) Thanks for escorting us, hon! And it's very sweet of you to take us home, Grizzlygum!
[Grizzlygum asks you to bring him cake when she gets home.]
(Happy) Sure, hon!
[You begin to depart and say farewell to Cucumber.]
(Happy) See you, hon!
[PAGE REFERENCES: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-78/ and http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-79/]
"Grizzlygum is a bear-like creature with no teeth, who guards the Gumdrop Forest against trespassers. He can be a bit grumpy, but he doesn't intend to hurt anyone... Grizzlygum is very friendly, but he can be hostile to people he believes are trespassers. He's not very smart, but he has good intentions." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Grizzlygum, so go nuts!
NOTE: This character doesn't have any teeth. Be sure to incorporate this detail into the character's voice.
[CONTEXT: Almond wants to fight you, but you have no intention of fighting.]
(Confused) Fight...?
(Amused) HAR! I don't wanna fight you kidsh!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-65/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber asks if you attacked Sir Carrot.]
(Confused) Attack 'im?!
(Slightly shocked) NO! I don't hurt people, jush want 'em to shtay oudda where they don't belong! I jush wanted to give 'im a lil' talk, ish all!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-65/]
[CONTEXT: You're explaining to the main cast why people aren't allowed in the woods.]
(Calmly explaining) Theshe here 're private woodsh! The Oracle livesh here, and unlesh you got businesh with her...
[Cucumber explains that that's EXACTLY why he's here.]
(Confused) Hm?
[Cucumber explains that his travel companions and him are legendary heroes.]
(Realization, excitement) Oh! Legendary heroesh! Why didn't you shay sho shooner?!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-66/]
An attendant for Breadboat Cruises in the Doughnut Kingdom.
This audition contains all of your lines at the moment, so when you get cast and get sent a link to join the Discord server for the project, you don't have to submit anything else unless you appear again.
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for the Breadboat Cruises Attendant, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're greeting the main cast.]
(Pleasantly) Thank you for choosing Breadboat Cruises! Where can we take you today?
[Almond says that the cast wants to go to Ripple Kingdom.]
(Exaggerated happiness) Nope!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-122/]
[CONTEXT: You forgot to explain why you're declining the cast's offer to go to the Ripple Kingdom.]
(Apologetic) Oh! I'm sorry!
(Explaining) The truth is, we can't have anyone traveling there right now. The other night, one of our ships was en route to the Ripple Kingdom... when suddenly it was under attack by...
(Frightened) ...a giant squid!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-123/]
[CONTEXT: The heroes are in disbelief]
(Explaining) That's right! Since then, we haven't sent out any other ships in that direction. It's just too dangerous! I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but...
[The heroes interrupt you and tell you that it's okay.]
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-124/]
"The Crabsters are, well, crabs. They patrol the outside of the Crabsters Resort within the Ripple Kingdom. The only name of one known is Crabbro, or Bro. It appears they are afraid of fire, as they left really quickly after Cucumber shot fire out of his wand." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for the Crabsters or Crabbro, so go nuts!
NOTE: We'll need multiple people for this role, and one person will be cast for Crabbro.
[CONTEXT: You don't believe that Nautilus is royalty.]
(Serious) Nobody gets by the boss without gettin' by us, see? Nobody gets by us without a reservation, see? And YOU don't got one, see? And you know what happens to kids who don't got reservations? They get a clippin', see?
[PAGE REFERENCES: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-140/ and http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-141/]
*IF AUDITIONING FOR CRABBRO*
[CONTEXT: You helped Sir Carrot out of the water.]
(Chill) Hey, bro. Chill out. I'm the one who helped you out of the water. Crazy waves around here, bro.
[Sir Carrot doesn't know your name.]
(Chill) Crabbro, but bros call me "bro."
[PAGE REFERENCE: https://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-197/]
"Captain Bubblebeard is a giant crab who owns the Crabster Resort in the Ripple Kingdom. He is close friends with Princess Nautilus. He used to engage in battle, but now has settled down to 'focus on business'... Bubblebeard is often irritable and loud, but around Nautilus (and possibly any friends he has) he is kind and sweet. He is also helpful and currently doesn't believe in violence." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
For this role, I would like him to sound similar to the pirate in the theme song of Spongebob SquarePants.
[CONTEXT: Princess Nautilus has come to see you.]
(Confused) Yarr?
(Joyful) Well, shiver me timbers! If it isn't Princess Nautilus!
[Naultilus tells you that it's been a while.]
(Joyful) Aye! Haven't seen ye in a whale's age!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-177/]
[CONTEXT: You're wondering who Princess Nautilus brought with you.]
(Confused) And who've ye brought with ye?
[Nautilus tells you that the person she brought with her is Cucumber, the legendary hero. You interrupt Cucumber while he's talking.]
(Joyful) Yarr! Glad to hear it! Beggin' yer pardon for the rough welcome, Princess. I've got me claws full takin' care o' all these shipwrecked tourists!
[Cucumber asks you, "Shipwrecked?"]
(Slightly sad) Aye! Nasty, squiddly beast called Splashmaster made a mess o' their vacation.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-178/]
A clown who invites the main cast to celebrate the birthday bash of Queen Cymbal.
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for this character, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're greeting the main cast.]
(Excited) Happy birthday!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-334/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber begins to speak but you interrupt.]
(Excited) Not YOU, silly!
[Begin alternating lines with Clown 2.]
(Excited)
Clown 2: It's our city's biggest birthday bash...
Clown 1: ...and everyone's invited!
Clown 2: Even tourists!
Clown 1: ESPECIALLY tourists!
[Almond asks Clown 2 who's birthday it is.]
Clown 2: You REALLY don't know?
Clown 1: The center of this jubilee...
Clown 2: ...is our biggest V.I.P....
Both: ...the one who makes us say "ooh-weeeeee..."
Clown 2: The one...
Clown 1: ...the only...
Both: Queen Cymbaaal!
[PAGE REFERENCES: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-335/ and http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-336/]
[CONTEXT: You're showing the heroes Intermezzo Wall.]
(Excited) And if you look ahead... you'll see it standing tall!
[Cucumber asks what's on the other side.]
(Pondering) Well, people hardly ever cross over these days, so it's hard to say... but I've heard rumors. Dark forests, spooky ghosts... you know.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-360/]
A clown who invites the main cast to celebrate the birthday bash of Queen Cymbal.
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for this character, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're greeting the main cast.]
(Excited) Happy birthday!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-334/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber begins to speak but you interrupt.]
[Begin alternating lines with Clown 1.]
(Excited)
Clown 2: It's our city's biggest birthday bash...
Clown 1: ...and everyone's invited!
Clown 2: Even tourists!
Clown 1: ESPECIALLY tourists!
[Almond asks you who's birthday it is.]
Clown 2: You REALLY don't know?
Clown 1: The center of this jubilee...
Clown 2: ...is our biggest V.I.P....
Both: ...the one who makes us say "ooh-weeeeee..."
Clown 2: The one...
Clown 1: ...the only...
Both: Queen Cymbaaal!
[PAGE REFERENCES: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-335/ and http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-336/]
"The Intermezzo Wall, who prefers to go by Mezzo, is a wall created by the Dream Oracle to separate the two halves. It is sentient and can speak. It could not be opened without the Oracle's Key, which is broken into seven pieces, one of which is cursed, and each of which is guarded by a ferocious beast. Once the assembled pieces are brought to the Oracle and combined with enchanted glue, they would unlock the chest where the real key is. It was destroyed by the Nightmare Knight in Chapter 2, still alive but in rough shape." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Mezzo, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're relieved after the main cast takes a rough fall.]
(Relieved) You're alive. Phew! I was gettin' spooked for a second there.
(Joyful) Heya, kids! I'm Mezzo. Welcome to my wall, I guess.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-367/]
[CONTEXT: The main cast wants to cross over to your other side.]
(Slightly saddened) Crossing over, huh? Jeez, y'know, I wish I could help... But unless you've got the Oracle's key, my lock won't budge an inch. See, her Dreamship built me to keep those old kings from fighting, right? But she ALSO made that key in case they, like, changed their minds or whatever. You know.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-368/]
[CONTEXT: The heroes are in a hurry, and you're explaining how to use the key.]
(Explaining) Ooh, okay. Gotcha. Before you can use that key, there are some teeeensy security measures... so here's the deal. It's broken into seven pieces, so you're gonna have to collect those... well, take care of the ferocious beasts guarding them, THEN collect 'em... oh, but one piece is cursed, and if you grab that by mistake, you have to start over, so watch out for THAT... then you'll wanna take the pieces to the Oracle's sanctuary so she can give you the enchanted glue for reassembling the key, and you're going to use THAT key to open the chest where the REAL key is... and boom! Sound good?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-369/]
Rosemaster's loyal underlings that originally worked for the Guardener.
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for the Roselings, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You lost the intruders and are reporting back to Rosemaster]
(Ashamed, nervous) Miss Rosie... W-We...
(Loud) We lost the intruder!!
(Ashamed, nervous) Please forgive us! We're looking, but this place has too many rooms... They could be anywhere! We're so-
[You get cut off when Rosemaster begins to comfort you.]
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-549/]
[CONTEXT: Cucumber is handing the Rose Stone to you.]
(Somber) ...We live here too, you know. We don't want this kingdom destroyed any more than you. We just wanted to make Miss Rosie happy.
[Pause.](Quieter, somber) Miss Rosie...
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-669/]
"Maple was one of the contestants in the competition to see who would be the new 'face' of R Magazine, and the honorary princess of the Flower Kingdom. She is the third contestant to be eliminated by Almond." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Maple, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You just got chosen to be a semi-finalist to become Princess R.]
(Surprised) Wow!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-535/]
[CONTEXT: You're being asked about why you deserve to be Princess R.]
(Thinking) Why do I deserve to be Princess R, eh? Hmm... let me see here...
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-544/]
"Tulip was one of the four contestants in the competition to be the new "face" of R Magazine, and the honorary princess of the Flower Kingdom as the real royal family went missing. She is the second contestant to be eliminated by Almond." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Tulip, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You just got chosen to be a semi-finalist to become Princess R.]
(Excited) OMG, yessss!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-535/]
[CONTEXT: You're being asked about why you deserve to be Princess R.]
(Excited) I LIVE for this. I'm SUCH an R girl. I literally have, like, EVERY issue on my wall.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-544/]
[CONTEXT: You just got eliminated. Your line is a continuation of the previous one, said by Princess Nautilus.]
(Angered) ISN'T FAAAIR!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-553/]
"Dahlia was one of the contestants in the competition to see who would be the new "face" of R Magazine, and the honorary princess of the Flower Kingdom. She is the most recently eliminated contestant, and she was turned into stone by Peridot, who technically broke the rules." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Dahlia, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You just got chosen to be a semi-finalist to become Princess R.]
(Emotionless) Beauty is transitory.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-535/]
[CONTEXT: You're being asked about why you deserve to be Princess R.]
(Emotionless) I do as the darkness commands.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-544/]
[CONTEXT: Almond asks you for the pin.]
(Sinister) Certainly... After the DARKNESS consumes you...
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-554/]
"The Guardener, also known as Gary, is a somewhat ghostly being who was originally the caretaker of Queen Lotus' garden and the Hocus Crocus. Later, he gets a job in the Crystal Kingdom, as an actor in the latest season of Pretty Protector Punisher Pumice. He is passionate, mysterious, and a little menacing." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Gary, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're introducing yourself to the main cast as The Guardener.]
(Intimidating) I am the caretaker of this garden... The Guardener.
[The cast says that it's obvious that you're a gardener.]
(Frustrated) NO IT'S LIKE THE WORD GUARD AND-
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-588/]
[CONTEXT: Your face just got revealed to the crew of Pretty Protector Punisher Pumice.]
(Nervous) Uh.
(Trying to be cute) H-Hey guys! It's me, Gary!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-851/]
[CONTEXT: The crew shouts "KILL THE BEAST!" Bacon refuses to let you get hurt.]
(Sad, crying) No... No, they're right. I'm... a beast. I was destined for eternal suffering from the moment I was born. I thought that as long as no one could see my face, I might find a place to belong, eventually. *Sniffle* Who was I kidding?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-852/]
"Tephra is an actress from the Crystal Kingdom. She plays the title character, Pumice, in Pretty Protector Punisher Pumice." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Tephra, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You're introducing yourself as Punisher Pumice.]
(Confident) I am Punisher Pumice, Pretty Protector! I fight for the hearts of all those in love- the hearts YOU would use for evil!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-837/]
[CONTEXT: Pancetta stands in front of you, sacrificing herself to save you, still in character as Punisher Pumice.]
(Fearful, nervous) P-Pancetta?!
(Yelling, desperate) Pancetta NO!!!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-838/]
[CONTEXT: The main cast brought your wand prop back]
(Relieved) You're lifesavers! Thanks for bringing our wand back. I hope you didn't have any, like, random transformation sequences or anything.
(Casually) By the way, I'm Tephra! I play Pumice on-
[Almond interrupts you excitedly.]
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-857/]
The director of Pretty Protector Punisher Pumice.
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for the director, so go nuts!
NOTE: I would prefer that a POC audition for this role. Anybody is welcome to audition for the director, though!
[CONTEXT: You're mad because someone mixed up Pumice's prop with Cucumber's wand.]
(Frustrated, angry) Our wand got mixed up with some kid's at the cleaner's? What?? You chuckleheads sent our most important prop to THE CLEANERS??
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-847/]
[CONTEXT: The crew members explain that they wanted to get Gary off of their backs for a bit.]
(Disappointed) Ugh. I know he's over-the-top. And it's weird how he never takes his costume off.
(Admiration) But he's just so perfect for the part... I wasn't sure when you pitched the Nightmare Knight for this season, but now, I'm a believer! He breathes so much life into the script, it's almost like the real one-
[The lights go dark.]
(Nervous) Uh. Did the power go out or is it just me?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-847/]
[CONTEXT: The Nightmare Knight just knocked Gary down.]
(Angry) DANGIT, GARY!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-850/]
"Cinnabar is one of the Wandwitches. She runs the Crystal Kingdom's Wand Wash with Cirrus." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Cinnabar, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You and Cirrus are looking at Cucumber's wand.]
(Disgusted) That wand...! It's so GRIMY. When was the last time you had it cleaned?
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-742/]
[CONTEXT: You and Cirrus are introducing yourself to the main cast.]
(Excited) I'm Cinnabar! We're the Wandwitches, and wands are our business!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-742/]
[CONTEXT: You and Cirrus want to clean Cucumber's wand.]
(Excited) It'll be fast! And free!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-742/]
"Cirrus is one of the Wandwitches. She runs the Crystal Kingdom's Wand Wash with Cinnabar." -Cucumber Quest Wiki
I don't have a specific voice headcanon for Cirrus, so go nuts!
[CONTEXT: You and Cinnabar are looking at Cucumber's wand. Cucumber tells you he never had his wand cleaned once.]
(Disgusted, angry) Not once? What self-respecting wizard doesn't take care of their wand? ESPECIALLY such a nice one!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-742/]
[CONTEXT: You and Cinnabar are introducing yourself to the main cast.]
(Excited) I'm Cirrus! We're the Wandwitches, and wands are our business!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-742/]
[CONTEXT: You and Cinnabar want to clean Cucumber's wand.]
(Excited) Let us clean yours, please!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-742/]
We have various extra roles that need filled, so please consider auditioning for these roles!
A limbo/pizza guy.
[CONTEXT: Nautilus ordered a pizza when nobody else wanted it.]
(Urgently) Pizza gals! Pizza calls!!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-517/]
Some limbo/pizza gals.
[CONTEXT: Nautilus ordered a pizza when nobody else wanted it.]
(Urgently) We're on it.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-517/]
Crowd/Audience members.
[CONTEXT: You're trying to get Mr. R's attention.]
(Excitedly) Mr. R! Sir!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-531/]
You narrate some parts of Cucumber Quest and the extra segments.
[CONTEXT: You're describing Botanica Springs.]
(Descriptive) As every one of its citizens knew, Botanica Springs had no royalty. No princess, no queen, and no king... At least... not in the traditional sense.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-531/]
[CONTEXT: Chapter 3 has concluded.]
(Neutral) Chapter 3. Good job.
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-670/]
[CONTEXT: You are introducing the Q+A segment at the end of Chapter 3.]
(Slightly happy) Reader questions for... Our Heroes!
[PAGE REFERENCE: http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/chapter-3-bonus-1/]
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