Fate/Tsukihime: Carnival Phantasm Fandub (Updated)

The main hero of Fate/stay night. Appears in most Fate/stay night segments of Carnival Phantasm. He is shown to enjoy spending time with the girls in his life and will often bend over backwards to keep them all happy, including agreeing to go on four simultaneous dates so that none of them would feel sad or neglected. Shirou is very naive and believes that his girls all get along fine and seems generally unaware of some of their more underhanded attempts to keep him to themselves, such as Illya hexing him with sleep paralysis so that she could sleep next to him.

One of the main heroines of Fate/stay night. In Carnival Phantasm, she also appears in a Magical Girl alter ego form known as Kaleido Ruby. Her tsundere attitude, greed and lack of skill with modern technology are exaggerated.

Shirō's adoptive older sister. Illya is portrayed within the series as a spoiled brat, throwing tantrums when she doesn't get her way. She is in love with Shirō (who only loves her as a sibling) and is very possessive of him. She sees the other girls as threats and constantly battles with Rin for Shirō's attention. She is not above using her magecraft to get her way, including the use of a sleep spell on Shirō, followed by a paralyzing curse so that she would either have the opportunity to sleep next to him or "awaken" him with a kiss. She is one of the announcers of the Holy Grail War in the first episode, though her servant Berserker still competes by himself.

A hotheaded, prideful Servant of Kirei Kotomine and Bazett Fraga McRemitz. One of the recurring gags with Lancer in Carnival Phantasm is that due to bad luck, he will always be killed off in every episode. The other characters will exclaim, "Lancer died!" and "You bastards!". This appears to be a reference to Kenny from South Park. He is in love with his would-be master, Bazett, who loves him in kind and any conversation they have eventually devolves into flirting and loving words, much to Caren's annoyance.

The Servant and wife of Sōichirō Kuzuki and a talented mage. While Caster in the canon series is haughty and cruel, Caster in Carnival Phantasm flips between acting dignified and lovestruck over her master/husband. Although she is devoted to Sōichirō, she also has an obsession with Saber, creating dozens of figurines of her and hoping to kidnap her so she can dress up Saber in homemade outfits. Unlike the visual novel and anime, she almost never wears her hooded cloak.

She has several appearance in Carnival Phantasm, her major role is in a segment called Type-Moon Serial TV Novel Sakura, a parody of a soap opera. Rather soft-spoken.

In Carnival Phantasm, he makes small appearances in the first episodes but he has a major appearance in Episode 6, called Type-Moon Serial TV Novel Sakura. Shinji has been reduced to a gag character, often bullied by the cast, with the exception of Sakura. He also can be from nice to violent towards Sakura, going from complimenting her cooking to beating and even trying to rape her. 

One of the main heroines of Fate/stay night. In comparison to Fate/stay night, has a greatly reduced role, receiving only one dedicated episode, and minor appearances in two other episodes, one of which almost entirely consists of her stalking Shirou while he is on dates with Saber and Rin after she figured out his and Shiki's multiple date plan. She seems to be obsessed with her role as her story's "tragic heroine" and enjoys playing the part to the point of absurdity, such as goading others into mistreating her for the sake of her role, to the point where she can't refrain from referring to her own "beauty" while Shinji attempts to rape her as if to rile him up further so as to make the scene that much more horrific.

Kotomine makes a number of appearances during Carnival Phantasm, mostly as a commentator of the Holy Grail War. He constantly complains about the Church not having enough funds to repair the damage caused by the participants of the War.

The Servant of Illyasviel von Einzbern. Berserker is powerful and foolish, yet well-meaning. Under Illya's control, she frequently uses him for menial tasks like shopping for batteries. He has a fondness for Lancer (which Lancer does not return), often chasing after him and lugging him around, and even using him as a weapon. He is capable of transforming into a tank-like vehicle, dubbed "Berser-Car".

A Servant summoned by Caster. Assassin's movement is confined only to within the gate of the Ryūdōji Temple, so as such he is usually represented by a cardboard cutout Caster carries around to stand in for him. However, he manages to finally leave the temple during the Holy Grail Grand Prix, via the loophole of carrying the gate around with him aboard a truck. Due to having been trapped in one location for so long, Assassin has gone crazy and holds conversations with the inanimate gate, treating it like a loyal friend.

An arrogant Servant who is constantly showing off his wealth and interrupting others much to everyone's chagrin. His lust for Saber is shown to extend to her Saber Alter side, unlike in Fate/stay night where he loses all interest in her, but his feelings becomes more masochistic and he is reduced to a meek and subservient slave in her presence.

Archer makes a regular appearance in Carnival Phantasm. Like in Fate/Stay Night, he is Rin's servant and often follows her orders. However he acts more light-hearted and comical than his usual self. 

The Narrator. Pretty self-explanatory, really. 

One of the main heroines of Tsukihime and main heroine of the show's Tsukihime segments. Unlike most of the cast, she is unfazed with various absurd things happening in the show. She is also the star of her own segment where she plays her magical girl alter-ego "Phantasmoon" where she fights mushroom-like monsters.

One of the main heroines of Tsukihime. In the series, her love of curry is exaggerated and is constantly at odds with Arcueid and Akiha due to all of them being in love with Shiki. A running gag in the series has her being mistaken for an Indian due to the smell of curry on her body.

Sion has a minor role in Carnival Phantasm. Together with Satsuki and Riesbyfe, they share a segment called "The Back Alley Alliance" when Riesbyfe ignores Satsuki and often Sion has to stop them by saying the phrase "All according to my calculations". It should be noted that Sion often says that everything was according to her calculations, even about the smallest things. She even pretends she knows about things she really does not know at all. 

She is a cousin of Shiki Tohno, as well as his other step sister. 

Len appears in the Tsukihime segments of Carnival Phantasm. Called Black Len (黒レン, ?), it introduces three other variations of Len in addition to her and White Len. Spotted Len, Calico Len, and Striped Len are introduced in a segment parodying a five-member Super Sentai team called Super United Cats Squadron Five Len Cats.

One of the main heroines of Tsukihime. In Carnival Phantasm, she is portrayed as a mad scientist/witch, a reference to her role in Tsukihime.

One of the main heroines of Tsukihime. Along with exaggeration of her emotionless persona, she also is the subject of frequent references to inside jokes within the fans, such as "Brainwashing Detective Hisui," and hypnotism.

The main character of Tsukihime. He is portrayed as a playboy of sorts who enjoys the company of the females who are in love with him and the challenge of balancing all five of them at once, unlike his counterpart Shirō (who sees him as unfaithful), but often finds himself used as a prize as his girls compete for his affections unlike Shirō, whose harem gets along with only some passive-aggressive behavior.

A classmate of Shiki, also known as Sacchin. A running gag with her is that the cast frequently cannot remember her name, which is a reference to that her route was cut from the original visual novel. She leads a three-girl comedy troupe called the "After-school Alleyway Alliance", with Sion Atlasia (Rio Natsuki) and Riesbyfe Stridberg (Akeno Watanabe). Their segments follow a formula where Sacchin starts the act by speaking about some topic, Riesbyfe gets distracted and derails the act, the two get into an argument, and Sion confuses them all by claiming the entire event was all within her calculations.

An anthropomorphic cat spirit and employee of Ahnenerbe resembling Arcueid. She along with the other cats serve as the hosts of the show and often comment on the episode's story, as well as introduce upcoming segments in interludes. In some episodes she plays other roles aside from host.

An anthropomorphic cat spirit resembling Nrvnqsr Chaos. He is often seen smoking a cigarette. He is obsessed with the idea of "manliness" and often uses strange phrases to describe things, such as claiming that laser beams are "unisex".

A pink haired anthropomorphic cat spirit. She is sensible and converses regularly with the others with a more reserved attitude and is often seen drinking with Neco Arc Chaos. She is also prone to occasional bouts of drama and fantasizes about settling down and having children of her own some day.

A blond haired anthropomorphic cat spirit. She babbles and nods her head in agreement to any situations while keeping a spaced-out grin on her face.

An otaku anthropomorphic cat spirit. He is a big fan of magical girls, Type-Moon heroines, and cosplay. While not actually an employee of Ahnenerbe, he often hangs out with its staff and drags them to events outside the restaurant. He is also a huge fan of Saber and will prostrate himself before her when the two are in the same room.

A giant slime-like creature which is the embodiment of all the evil in the Holy Grail. Grail-kun is the host of his own segment, reminiscent of Doraemon where various characters ask him for help over certain matters. Due to his nature, Grail-kun's solution to every problem is a kitchen knife, along with a flashy name for it and a suggestion to commit violence.

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