"Big Man Stab" (a Goofy Birthday Present)

"Big Man Stab" (a Goofy Birthday Present)

Project Overview

Let me begin by saying hello to everyone who ended up being remotely interested in this project!

Now allow me to get down to business...


My friend's Birthday is this month and I would like to get her something special. Since she lives rather far away, I decided a video would be a fun idea. I was trying to figure out what exactly this video would be while I was looking through old Google Docs and found a story my younger brother wrote containing one of her original characters, who is arguably her favorite, Kitt. The story is call "Big Man Stab" and there's more backstory about that I can get into later if you're interested, but I'm attempting to keep this somewhat brief. Basically, it's a very short, not even one-page long story that's riddled with spelling and grammatical errors.


The Plot

Kitt is about to infiltrate Ivory (the main antagonists of her stories) territory, when he is ambushed by a girl who really wants to fight him, in order to protect the ivories. The fight for a while until Kitt gets the ingenious idea to kiss her and then literally stab her in the back.


The Video

The video will likely be short and contain narration as well as voice actors for Kitt and the girl who he fights. The video will probably be filled with visual and text gags. On the off chance that I get my tablet to function in time, I might do original illustrations for the video.


Deadlines/Process

This video is definitely NOT going to be done by her birthday, considering it's tomorrow as of me posting this. I would simply like it to be done within the month of August. That way it will be a belated Birthday present. After you get a role, I can find a way to get you your lines, as well as send you the full story for context's sake. Because there's not very much to read, I will simply ask that you record your lines and send them to me. Feel free to deviate from the script a little if you think it would be funnier.

It is preferred that you have a good-quality microphone, or at the very least, have little to no background noise in your final recording. Everything else, I'm rather flexible with.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT ANY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THE SCRIPT SHOULD BE KEPT. This project is more fun than serious.


Happy Auditioning and thank you all once again!





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Latest Updates

  • Finalizing Roles Isn't Treating Me Well (IT'S OVER)

    So yeah! I can't seem to finalize roles! Only the girl was cast to an offsite actor. The narrator role was given to oldmancricky and Kitt was given to truemyriad! I have commented on both of your auditions, so contact me as soon as possible about that. As for those who didn't get a role, don't take this badly and keep shooting for even bigger, better roles! Thank you all for auditioning and offering your help. It's really appreciated.

  • Big Man Stab Deadline Extended!

    I've decided to extend the deadline by a few more days. The deadline should now be the 19th of this month. Happy auditioning!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kittan Winters (Kitt)
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: BelRus

Kitt is a cold, serious character who's not afraid to kill and look good while doing it. That was the worst description imaginable. Kitt is a no-nonsense kind of guy. He's relatively emotionless, but not monotone. Throughout the entire story (unless he's acting), he's relatively unphased by everything. I'd also prefer if his voice sounded conventionally attractive if that makes any sense. 

  • Get away from me, kid.

  • (Pretending to be upset, out of breath) I don't want to do this.

  • Hn. Pathetic.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
The Girl
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

Since this girl is no character in particular, you are welcome to do almost anything with her voice. The only requirement is that she's extremely aggressive, but the rest is up to you! It might even be fun to have a male doing a high pitched voice rather than an actual feminine voice, so feel free to go that route if you like.

  • So you're trying to find Jet are you? Wait a minute (optional pause) I BET YOU WANT TO FIGHT HIM!

  • Yeah right, this has to be some kind of trick!

  • (Miscellaneous battle cries)

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Narrator
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: oldmancricky

For this role, I'm looking for your basic, stereotypical narrator voice. By this, I mean the voice should be deep! Other than that, the level of expression you use is up to you. I believe the serious narrator voice would be comedic when paired with the multiple grammatical errors present in the story. Feel free to exaggerate spelling and grammar errors.


Unlike the other auditions, as the narrator, you should read the lines in parentheses.

  • Puñalada Hombre Grande. Alternate Title: Big Man Stabby Stab. Jonah's version of Big Man Stab.

  • The girl look over at Kitt. He spun her in his direction and then kissed her on the lips. She swooned.

  • One dark day, one young fellow (hold up he's not that young he's like nineteen) by the name of Kittan, but people call him Kitt. (Ok I'm done joking).

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