Alanomaly Rap Battles

Alanomaly Rap Battles

Project Overview

Alanomaly Rap Battles is a series created and written by me. I intend on making audio battles for the best of the ones I've written and will eventually write. This includes new battles and ones I eventually remaster.

As this is an ongoing project, the roles will be updated. When it comes to the voices of the characters, you'll want to just use references of whatever they actually sound like. In the case of historical characters without documented voices, take some liberties with the way you voice them. Many characters will be voiced by me, so you may see them mentioned without them being ones to audition for.

I don't have the best audio equipment myself, so honestly whatever you have will do, but a decent quality audio is preferred. You must have some kind of musical or rapping skill, obviously. I might also require some help with writing and research to help battles come out faster, and I most definitely will need help with finding instrumentals for the battles as I don't typically write to instrumentals. As you can probably expect, you also need to be comfortable with swears as quite a few get used. Feel free to audition for as many characters as you like, whether rappers or cameo characters.

If you get cast in a role or multiple, I'll inbox you an invite to the Discord for the battles. We might just end up with enough people to do other battles with once all of these are cast, if not we can just look for some new people for some roles.

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Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot)
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Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) battles Xena and Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter).

  • If you try to spit fire, I'll walk through it unscathed, just like a battlefield,

    I defeated your father once, that should prove enough to make you yield!

  • Agent Carter, who do you think you're fooling? I mean, at this outfit, I'll take a gander,

    You expect anyone to believe you're Amazon when you're dressed as the Star Spangled Banner?

  • You're outdated, times have changed, and you're desperate for a cameo in my sequel,

    Despite our fights for our rights, you and I will forever be far from equal!

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Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter)
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Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter) battles Xena: Warrior Princess and Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot).

  • Give it your best shot, I'll deflect you both like Bullets and Bracelets,

    I brought plenty entertainment while I fought Nazis on a weekly basis!

  • But really, ladies, please! We're grown women, we shouldn't be enemies,

    Given the right chemistry, I'm certain that we'd get along splendidly!

  • Oh, I'm kidding! I'd never be on the same page as Miss Oedipus here,

    And, quite frankly, dear, I don't know how I feel about your version being queer!

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Xena: Warrior Princess
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Xena: Warrior Princess battles both Gal Gadot and Lynda Carter versions of Wonder Woman.

  • Symbol of independence? Ha, I doubt that you could even be bothered,

    When you've got a ton of male lovers, like Steve, Bruce, Clark, and Arthur!

  • I mean, I've seen a lot of things, but come on, that's worse than Flashpoint,

    Sure, your film did well, but your franchise is still in a trash point!

  • It's no Wonder, Woman, your fame was only ever because of your gender,

    If telling the truth with no lasso was a crime, then I'm the first offender!

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King Arthur
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King Arthur battles Aquaman, who will be voiced by me.

  • Tis a rather silly matchup, true Camelot royalty against a half-blood freak?

    I'd prefer a real challenge, not the most useless in the Justice Clique!

  • A chosen heir named Arthur being granted a weapon and kingship?

    Ask Shazam, copyright copy strikes franchises that are ripped!

  • It seems Tennyson's Ripjaws has as basic lines as his movie's plot,

    You got James Wan billion dollars just for Amber Heard being hot!

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James Gunn
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James Gunn battles Butch Hartman.

  • All your fans with common sense left your favor,

    You'll be posting FellowKids vids online 5 Years Later!

  • Well, if you wanna talk kids, then I'll proceed to burn Hart:

    You got the less popular Carly, and thicc Jackie Burkhart!

  • But hold on, let's take a quick look at your YouTube:

    A bunch of other franchises just redrawn by you! (Ooh!)

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Butch Hartman
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Butch Hartman battles James Gunn.

  • I thought Bunsen was a Beast until I saw your tweets!

    You shoulda read Da Rules 'fore you talked about kid D's!

  • You've got Dave Bautista hanging by your dried fruit,

    And I can only imagine what you did to Baby Groot!

  • I fail to see how it's bad I just tried to share my values,

    But I'll be blowing up your whole world like this was Vol. 2!

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John Wilkes Booth
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John Wilkes Booth raps as part of a team comprised of historical assassins, battling the Assassin's Creed.

  • Drive up in my Ford, leave a bullet in your head!

    I don't play games but I can still leave you dead.

  • Travel down a road with me, you'll be shrouded in darkness,

    I leave blood splattered on the walls like an assassin artist!

  • You're a creation unwanted, I'm Port Royal like Will Smith,

    And you'll never stand a chance when you step to John Wilkes!

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Lee Harvey Oswald
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Lee Harvey Oswald raps as part of a team comprised of historical assassins, battling the Assassin's Creed.

  • Patience, brothers, while I update Edward's wiki page,

    Is Haythem truly your son, or was there a mix-up in the names?

  • I'll court to your wife and bring her back to my Plaza,

    You're facing a sharpshooter by the name of Oswaldskovicha!

  • I've made up my mind, you'll be shot dead if you step into Misk,

    A pirate or a rebel? I went against my country for the Communists!

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Nathuram Godse
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Nathuram Godse raps as part of a team comprised of historical assassins, battling the Assassin's Creed.

  • You halted Genghis Khan, but you'll never stop me,

    I'll march into Syria and shoot up the Assassin Territory!

  • If you're a true Master, why don't you have killer lines?

    I'll shoot Desmond dead and disrupt your bloodline!

  • I'll plot your assassination with Narayan Apte of Eden,

    You should be running out of Faith, so I suggest you start Leapin!

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Brutus
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Brutus raps as part of a team comprised of historical assassins, battling the Assassin's Creed.

  • You've got the most impact now but I'll leave a Marcus on you,

    You're in the real world now, this ain't Assassin's Creed II!

  • You're written off as too modern, like an Italian Clay,

    Alla fine ti verrĆ  chiedendo "E tu, Brute?"

  • Or maybe I should have it be painted by your friend, Leonardo,

    And I'll stab you twenty-three times, hand, leg, and heart! (Oh!)

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AltaĆ­r Ibn-La'Ahad
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AltaĆ­r raps as a part of the Assassin's Creed against a group comprised of historical assassins.

  • You're pitiful killers, only the novice of assassins.

    You need to step off and have a quest for redemption.

  • Nathuram, this battle is our first but shall also be our last!

    You could be transferred and I'd still kick your Mahar-ass!

  • You're a traitor, I'll hunt you down by Masya-elf,

    And kill you in front of me, in the city of New Dehl!

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Ezio Auditore
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Ezio Auditore raps as a part of the Assassin's Creed against a group comprised of historical assassins.

  • I've lived my life as possibly best, no clue of the purpose,

    But now I realize we must crush these germs that have surfaced.

  • I'll marble bust up your lip and give you my scar,

    Lead you to a death like you were Julius C-zar!

  • You're not a honorable Roman man, you're a peasant who gave up,

    You should make like Giovanni's hidden blade, and shape up!

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Edward Kenway
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Edward Kenway raps as a part of the Assassin's Creed against a group comprised of historical assassins.

  • I died after years of my several kills

    You died in the next two days, buried on Rose Hill

  • Shut up while you can, I'm a pirate killer with a legacy,

    You're a traitor like your Brute friend, fly back to Helsinki,

  • Or I'll shoot my cannons at you, your boat has started sinking,

    But now you'll die like the rest, your soul will now be Lee-ving!

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Harley Quinn
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Harley Quinn battles Deadpool, who will be voiced by me.

  • Completely unfuckable is right, not even my mallet would smash ya,

    But I'd sure love to shoot ya in one a' ya blistahs, Mistah.

  • Ooh, calm down, puddin, ya don't wanna get a Deathstroke.

    Take a swim, Mistah Pool, cuz ya gonna be a Dead bloke!

  • Bring all 98 New Mutants, at least 91 will become my pets,

    How do ya expect to face me when you got destroyed by Boba Fett?

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The Question
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The Question battles L Lawliet.

  • Here's a tip that would've helped in your task:

    You should've scrapped the computer and wore a mask!

  • It's the Return of the Question, I'm bringing Mysterious Suspense,

    Stuck looking at one possibility, your Light-bulb blocking out common sense!

  • Am I supposed to believe such a slouched individual is this confident?

    You had Kira in your palm, but let him free, how incompetent!

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L Lawliet
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L Lawliet battles the Question.

  • One of the greatest minds in the comics, but your rhymes lack toughness,

    You may be a member of the League, Vic, but I am Justice!

  • You seem to be neglecting the fact I considered other suspects,

    Solving the mystery of my victory? I prefer challenges to be complex.

  • And you run yourself ragged, I Question your detective Authority.

    Letting your girl do all the fighting, your win's in the minority.

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Dr. Fate
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Dr. Fate battles Doctor Strange who will be voiced by me.

  • Stephen Strange, you think you know how magic works?

    Your arrogance is amusing, I see your weakness in your words.

  • Your ankh was ankhored, you fail to even anknowledge

    I'm like a Winterhold professor, you're still a student in College.

  • The tall collar cape, mixed with that blue outfit,

    To say you were inspired by me is an understatement to omit.

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Sam Winchester
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Sam Winchester, along with Dean Winchester and Castiel (voiced by me), battles Bo Dennis, Kenzi Malikov, and Tamsin.

  • I think they wanna battle, Dean, I had a vision just like this,

    Let's show these bitches how to make a show hit more than miss!

  • I say we stab them in the back like Vex,

  • Did you do the ritual right?

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Dean Winchester
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Dean Winchester, along with Sam WInchester (voiced by me) and Castiel, battles Bo Dennis, Kenzi Malikov, and Tamsin.

  • Hey, Sammy, look, it looks like we've found some new creatures,

    A couple pretty faces with some outstanding features.

  • Stranded and forgotten, like the wheels of your Crazy Train,

    Leave you unlovable like Dyson, only able to feel pain!

  • Yeah, don't worry about it.

    We'll see how this demon and her friend fare with an angel from Heaven!

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Bo Dennis
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Bo Dennis, alongside Kenzi Malikov and Tamsin, battles Sam and Dean Winchester, and Castiel.

  • Man, that was quick.

    We've got an oncoming end to these Supernatural dicks!

  • With rhymes that burn you on a ceiling for so long,

    We'll leave you just like our declaration: No dongs!

  • Life's tough when you don't know what you are, huh, Sam?

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Kenzi Malikov
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Kenzi Malikov, alongside Bo Dennis and Tamsin, battles Sam and Dean Winchester, and Castiel.

  • That think burning a corpse will let the spirit rejoice!

  • With rhymes that burn you on a ceiling for so long,

    We'll leave you just like our declaration: No dongs!

  • And Dean's done so many deals, he's on a first-name basis with Bo's dad!

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Tamsin
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Tamsin, alongside Bo Dennis and Kenzi Malikov, battles Sam and Dean Winchester, and Castiel.

  • Listen up boys, things are about to roll a bit differently,

    The Valkyrie's Valhallin at ya, you'll find I don't play gently!

  • All Hell is Breaking Loose now, but your father's still trapped there,

    Dean and Castiel here together? I sense a bit of fan-fiction in the air!

  • Got the cold Nordic rhymes that are sweeter than mother's milk,

    A show of ghoul-killing rednecks got nothin on the show of Anna Silk!

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Sam Beckett
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Sam Beckett, alongside Al Calavicci (who is voiced by me), battles Desmond Miles.

  • Samuel Beckett, quantum physicist and leaper, putting right what went wrong,

    Saving lives, enforcing justice, helped Buddy Holly write a song,

  • Desmond Miles, a rogue, screws it up when he tries to change the past,

    I must've lept into a camera man, cause your defeat's about to be broadcast!

  • You ran away at sixteen, then you started drinking on the job,

    Till Abstergo found you out and your freedom was robbed!

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Desmond Miles
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Desmond Miles battles Sam Beckett and Al Calavicci (who will be voiced by me.)

  • I've visited so far back memories, I've seen shit you would never know!

    It doesn't take much to beat a retar- Oh, right, sorry, you're just slow!

  • Your IQ must've lowered when you leaped into Generator Rex's partner,

    Cause no word or weapon you've got can pierce my Assassin armor!

  • I'll shock you back like Shock Theater, but this time you won't be leapin',

    Our Animus-ity will last forever, so take a bite from my Apple of Eden!

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Andrew Jackson
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Andrew Jackson battles Alexander Hamilton, who will be voiced by me.

  • It's no wonder you were never president, your loyalty was in question:

    The moment your wife left, you gave Mariah your erection!

  • But I took down your straw house quick like the wolf that blew hard,

    And it's ironic: your Monopoly made me the green to your blue card!

  • Some credit where it's due: Your troops left Yorktown like a Hurricane,

    But you did the same to your relationship by sweet talking like sugar cane!

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Jared Leto
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Jared Leto is the first rapper in the Joker royale.

  • I see right through you, like your mustache past your make up,

    Damaged! I'll leave you with mental scars when you wake up!

  • This'll be the second crash you suffer through, Julio Cesar!

    So allow me to break the ice, water-walking believer!

  • Jared Leto, won an award for playing a Caitlyn Jenner role,

    Getting to Mars faster than Elon Musk, best friends with Mysterio!

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Cesar Romero
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Cesar Romero is the second rapper in the Joker royale.

  • Jared Leto? Gosh, it seems a lot more like Jared Pedo!

    Joke's on you thinking you've got a better role than Romero!

  • So at least you're funny, but you're totally lost on the rest,

    You can call me the Joker, but I'm not about to jest!

  • 30 Seconds sounds a lotĀ more like your time onscreen,

    I ruled villains on TV sets, and didn't even need a queen!

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Jack Nicholson
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Jack Nicholson is the fifth and final rapper in the Joker royale.

  • Heeeeere's Joker! And I've gotten a new name for my pain:

    Every other actor that's made this role go down the drain!

  • You befriended a Spidey villain, I killed the parents of another,

    And he didn't scream and shout about Superman's mother!

  • I brought some joy to Gotham, but this Brother's just Grimm!

    Went so deep with his method, this role managed to kill him!Ā 

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Mark Hamill
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Mark Hamill is the third rapper in the Joker royale. This might just be the most important voice to get as accurate as possible.

NOTE:Ā The site won't let me delete this role for whatever reason, but it is now closed as I will be doing Hamill's voice.

  • You know... If you have to explain the joke... It's not funny!

    I'm hopping from toon to toon like a DC Playboy bunny!

  • Arkham's in the name, I was born to be mad!

    But mad as in the kind that you two make me act!

  • Look at thisĀ American Psycho, your method of acting's a shame!

    Thank god we didn't get more, or your film'd go up in more flames!

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Akko Kagari
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Akko Kagari of Little Witch AcademiaĀ battles Ryuko Matoi ofĀ Kill la Kill.

  • It's Atsuko Kagari, but you can call me the winner of this bout,

    It'll be a blast beating a school girl who always has her boobs out!

  • Don't think you're cool ripping fromĀ Pokemon and Dragonball,

    From the Elite Four to Goku, I guess you gotta rip 'em all!

  • I'm selfish?! Look in the mirror, Miss Fights Everybody!

    Trying to fight the top dog while all the time being bawdy!

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Ryuko Matoi
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Ryuko Matoi of Kill la KillĀ will battle Akko Kagari of Little Witch Academia.

  • I'll sweep you away with your own broom, teach ya how to use it,

    Whatever power you can get, your idiot mind tries to abuse it!

  • The cat-suko's out of the bag, you loseĀ even when you win,

    You show off more failures than I do my skin!

  • It took you two seasons to realize your teacher was Chariot,

    You catch trouble like a you're a bad luck lariat!

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Ruby Rose
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Ruby Rose battles Doctor Strange.

  • It's Time to Say Goodbye, like Scott Derrickson to your sequel,

    Out of fourteen million futures, not a one has you as my equal!

  • Those disses in your verse were like your hands: shakey!

    Step to Ruby Rose, you'll end up like your Lambo: brakey!

  • Maybe the red's like roses, maybe it's the Deadpool of blood,

    You laid in after Wade killed you with a sai, splattered like my rosebuds,

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Poof
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Poof makes a cameo in James Gunn vs Butch Hartman, simply saying "Poof!" at the end of a Hartman line.

  • Poof!

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Kent Nelson
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Kent Nelson makes a cameo in Doctor Strange vs Dr. Fate where he starts a line for Dr. Fate. This does need to be done in a rap sort of way, but given it is a cameo, it doesn't matter asĀ much.

  • When I begin to die?

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Zatara
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Zatara makes a cameo in Doctor Strange vs Dr. Fate where he starts a line for Dr. Fate. This does need to be done in a rap sort of way, but given it is a cameo, it doesn't matter as much.

  • And this ancient relic?

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Gabrielle
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Gabrielle makes a cameo in Wonder Woman vs Xena: Warrior Princess where she completes a rhyme for Xena.

  • Zing!

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Joaquin Phoenix
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Joaquin Phoenix makes a cameo in the Joker royale after Mark Hamill finishes his verse, only to get killed by Heath Ledger, who will be voiced by me.

  • I thought this battle was supposed to be a comedy... But now I realize, it's a tragedy...

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