It's no wonder you were never president, your loyalty was in question:

The moment your wife left, you gave Mariah your erection!

But I took down your straw house quick like the wolf that blew hard,

And it's ironic: your Monopoly made me the green to your blue card!

Some credit where it's due: Your troops left Yorktown like a Hurricane,

But you did the same to your relationship by sweet talking like sugar cane!